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Posted: 6/17/2009 3:14:58 PM EST


gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium

I even "prepped" myself...
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:15:51 PM EST
OOOOKay then

GD never fails to deliver, that's for fucking sure.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:16:06 PM EST
SIIHPAPP?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:17:07 PM EST
Well you could go ahead and hit it anyway, just get consent before it kicks in.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:18:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By sphayes73:
Well you could go ahead and hit it anyway, just get consent before it kicks in.


nah, guess I'm just going to get drunk and watch Cops reruns...
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:19:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:21:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 3:22:14 PM EST by RedDevil556]
The pie is best when the woman is unconscious. View this as an opportunity to do all those things she'd never let you do if she was capable of consent.

Hey...he trolls, I troll back.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:25:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By RedDevil556:
The pie is best when the woman is unconscious. View this as an opportunity to do all those things she'd never let you do if she was capable of consent.

Hey...he trolls, I troll back.


i wish I was making this shit up. and the above statement is all kinds of fd up.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:27:32 PM EST
Sounds like you have a short window of opportunity before the Valium kicks in. Better quit playing on the internet and get busy.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:31:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By larkinmusic:
Sounds like you have a short window of opportunity before the Valium kicks in. Better quit playing on the internet and get busy.


too late.. another 30 mins and I will be carrying her to bed. the goofy shit she is saying is
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:31:55 PM EST
Wow so she slipped herself the roofie?

Man I always have to slip it to them. Lucky bastard.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:32:58 PM EST
On the plus side, I probably WILL be getting pie tonight. You don't get any and I do. It's all about equilibrium. Last night, someone else got pie and I didn't. It's a yin-yang thing.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:33:46 PM EST
Hit. That. Pie. Anyway.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:34:53 PM EST
The wife and I had Texas Roadhouse for dinner and are both so stuffed we can barely move....someone else get pie and tell me about it.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:35:43 PM EST
Sounds like your GF is a lightweight.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:36:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zach556:
Originally Posted By larkinmusic:
Sounds like you have a short window of opportunity before the Valium kicks in. Better quit playing on the internet and get busy.


too late.. another 30 mins and I will be carrying her to bed. the goofy shit she is saying is


such as...?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:36:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zach556:


gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium

I even "prepped" myself...



What a woman.......but what would you expect from someone who would date a guy that treats other women and his own kids like this
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:36:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By Rock7:
Hit. That. Pie. Anyway.


She is rambling about something like " i'm not washing your socks with my clothes anymore" and "you don't even care about my cats, they are my life, etc..." slurring like a drunken sailor.....
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:36:50 PM EST
I'm not getting any pie either.

This morning at the breakfast table when the wife walked in, what I MEANT to say was, "Good morning Dear. How are you this morning?"

What came out was, "YOU FUCKING BEOTCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"
I hate when that happens.

No pie for me.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:36:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fuddbo:
The wife and I had Texas Roadhouse for dinner and are both so stuffed we can barely move....someone else get pie and tell me about it.




You're my hero.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:38:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zach556:
Originally Posted By Rock7:
Hit. That. Pie. Anyway.


She is rambling about something like " i'm not washing your socks with my clothes anymore" and "you don't even care about my cats, they are my life, etc..." slurring like a drunken sailor.....


Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:40:22 PM EST
GO FOR IT!!!

U can do it....

All night long..

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:40:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By AR4U:
Sounds like your GF is a lightweight.


+1

What's this passing out shit?

It shouldn't be that serious; even combined with alcohol.

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:42:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By Rudolf_Diesel:
Originally Posted By AR4U:
Sounds like your GF is a lightweight.


+1

What's this passing out shit?

It shouldn't be that serious; even combined with alcohol.



10mg with 3/4 bottle of wine will fuck me up....
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:42:40 PM EST
well that sucks..

you could always go find a bear to f*ck
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:42:48 PM EST
You there, bear fucker...do you need any assistance? Love the avatar.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:44:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 3:45:36 PM EST by GlutealCleft]
Originally Posted By Zach556:


gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium


So? It will be even harder for her to say "no".

Yeah, yeah, I know... that's bad. My wife has allergies, and takes Benedryl quite a bit, and it works out for me. She isn't up for doing much work while on the benedryl, but she's always up for it, if you get my meaning.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:46:53 PM EST
Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead.

Post pics.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:48:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead.

Post pics.


THIS!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:48:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 3:49:29 PM EST by Zach556]
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead.

Post pics.


i could probably post better pics but I'm locked out of BOTD.

edit- she would kill me, seriously.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:50:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zach556:


gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium

I even "prepped" myself...

A few things... It's generally a NOT good idea to get in a relationship with someone who needs psychiatric medications. Second, WHAT THE FUCK does your GF think she is BLEEPING DOING?! Valium should NEVER EVER EVER BE MIXED WITH ALCOHOL. Alcohol and Valium is a lethal and toxic concoction!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:50:39 PM EST
It's called 'implied consent'.

Enjoy it. Hit it. Hit it again.

Blame her for being a wildcat tomorrow.

You: "Honey, I asked you to stop 3 times, but you insisted!!!"

TRG
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:51:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By rwinn625:
Originally Posted By Zach556:


gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium

I even "prepped" myself...



What a woman.......but what would you expect from someone who would date a guy that treats other women and his own kids like this


Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:51:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By rwinn625:
Originally Posted By Zach556:


gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium

I even "prepped" myself...



What a woman.......but what would you expect from someone who would date a guy that treats other women and his own kids like this

That explains a lot.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:53:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By rwinn625:
Originally Posted By Zach556:


gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium

I even "prepped" myself...



What a woman.......but what would you expect from someone who would date a guy that treats other women and his own kids like this


is it possible for me to post a topic without that being thrown in?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:53:43 PM EST
You're at this shit again, I'd have thought you would have learned
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:54:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By GNRNR:
You're at this shit again, I'd have thought you would have learned


fuck, do you want pics of said wine and pill?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:55:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zach556:
Originally Posted By rwinn625:
Originally Posted By Zach556:


gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium

I even "prepped" myself...



What a woman.......but what would you expect from someone who would date a guy that treats other women and his own kids like this


is it possible for me to post a topic without that being thrown in?



No

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:56:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zach556:
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead.

Post pics.


i could probably post better pics but I'm locked out of BOTD.

edit- she would kill me, seriously.


You don't need to be in BOTD to post her face.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:57:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zach556:
Originally Posted By GNRNR:
You're at this shit again, I'd have thought you would have learned


fuck, do you want pics of said wine and pill?


No i'm happy with the train wreck as is, no need to dig your self deeper just for my own sake.

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:57:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Originally Posted By Zach556:
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead.

Post pics.


i could probably post better pics but I'm locked out of BOTD.

edit- she would kill me, seriously.


You don't need to be in BOTD to post her face.


She would probably let me post anything on her body except her face....
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:57:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zach556:
Originally Posted By GNRNR:
You're at this shit again, I'd have thought you would have learned


fuck, do you want pics of said wine and pill?


Oh I'm sooooooooo in on 1
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:59:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 4:00:56 PM EST by GLuttonousGourami]
.
Originally Posted By Zach556:


gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium

I even "prepped" myself...



I'm thinking this would only make her more willing. Go ahead. Experiment.

ETA: Don't have another kid
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 3:59:33 PM EST
Shouldn't you be dodging child support or something?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:01:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By DRhodes:
Shouldn't you be dodging child support or something?


Technically not dodge just gloating in the fact he doesnt have to support his own family.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:02:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zach556:
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Originally Posted By Zach556:
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead.

Post pics.


i could probably post better pics but I'm locked out of BOTD.

edit- she would kill me, seriously.


You don't need to be in BOTD to post her face.


She would probably let me post anything on her body except her face....


Well if you use enough makeup, and maybe some semen, her own mother wouldn't recognize her face....

(As for the other body parts... You do know how the PM thing works, right?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:03:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By GNRNR:
Originally Posted By DRhodes:
Shouldn't you be dodging child support or something?


Technically not dodge just gloating in the fact he doesnt have to support his own family.


Let's not go threadshitting.

Let's have fun at the expense of the women in his life. Just like he does....
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:04:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By StraightShooter7:
Originally Posted By Zach556:
Originally Posted By Rock7:
Hit. That. Pie. Anyway.


She is rambling about something like " i'm not washing your socks with my clothes anymore" and "you don't even care about my cats, they are my life, etc..." slurring like a drunken sailor.....




Tell her to read the bottle again, it says take two Valiums.

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:09:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By blackeye:
Originally Posted By StraightShooter7:
Originally Posted By Zach556:
Originally Posted By Rock7:
Hit. That. Pie. Anyway.


She is rambling about something like " i'm not washing your socks with my clothes anymore" and "you don't even care about my cats, they are my life, etc..." slurring like a drunken sailor.....




Tell her to read the bottle again, it says take two Valiums.



she's toast and in bed. tried to help her get comfy I doubt the way she is sleeping she will feel good tomorrow. oh well.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:10:21 PM EST
Hit it or fap.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 4:10:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By JellyBelly:
Originally Posted By GNRNR:
Originally Posted By DRhodes:
Shouldn't you be dodging child support or something?


Technically not dodge just gloating in the fact he doesnt have to support his own family.


Let's not go threadshitting.

Let's have fun at the expense of the women in his life. Just like he does....


Meh I'm bored and have to be up at 0500. We all know this is on its way to a head on collision with the Fail train.

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