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Posted: 9/1/2004 5:26:15 AM EDT
Paris one day, Toulouse the next, home the next.
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Did the Germans invade again? If not I really don't see any reason to go there.
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I don't see any reason even if Germany did invade again. |
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Est-ce que, vous m'excusez pourriez me diriger vers la mosquée la plus proche ?
Oh, almost forgot - Où peux-je acheter un album de David Hasselhoff ? |
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I live next door to France and I drive round it to get to Italy… Fuck the French ANdy |
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learn to say I ACCEPT in french.
When they surrender as you get off the plane you will be ready. |
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I would like to look into the idea of giving back the Statue of Liberty. We could shove it up their pooper, so to speak.
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PICS? |
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Yeah, tell them if they don't think we are lifting a finger for them, that I'm lifting one right now. It stands for France United.
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As soon as they surrender...call us and we'll take over and start our own country. That should piss off the entire European subcontinent....except the Swiss....but that's fine by me. Our new motto will be "Welcome to France...SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE!!!" |
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It's for a business trip. I used to enjoy going there, but the Iraq UN flap has really turned me off.
I think the average Frech person does not hold the same views as their leaders. |
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Yeah, tell them thanks for all their help, but do it with a lot of sarcasm.
GM |
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Don't make excuses for those frogs. They are uppity pussies. |
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If it is your first time in Paris and if you only have one day you should take a tour bus. You can make arrangement at your hotel.
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Going to France, any messages?
I have a message for France - My grandfather is 84, the shrapnell he took in his leg liberating that piece of shit country has him in a walker now. He's not an old dude who needs a walker, he needs a walker b/c the shrapnell fucked up his leg and the muscles are atrified and bones have deterorated. My other grandfather, deceased, also played a role in the "Le Liberation", as a Capt. in the Signal Core. He never complained once about what ungrateful fucks the French have been, well, forever. So by right of lineage, I hearby send the following communique: FUCK YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL FRENCH BASTARDS!!!! |
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Spit on the ground... and then spit on the French for me... Oh, Yeah
Burn a French Flag! |
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Yeah, but if he does this, then the country will surrender to him and then what's he gonna do? It's only a business trip and he'd probably not be prepared! |
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The only way I would vist France would be in a B-52....carpet bombing them back to the Stone Age...
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We'll call it Consertopia. CLASS III FOR EVERYONE!!! We'll establish the BU, Badass Union and have free trade and passport recognision with switzerland. Sweeden can come too, but they gotta bring chicks. Why are the streets of paris lined with trees? German soldiers hate marching in the sun. |
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Not really a message for them, but a question I'd like you to ask them.
Do any of them remember or recal hearing about the early 1940's? Yeah, I didn't think so. |
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I 'd see the catacombs and Notre Dame. If you like art, the Musée du Louvre and Musée d'Orsay are really great.
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My father helped to free the French from the Germans, too.
No messages to the French, but I do have a message for the Germans. You can tell any Germans you see, hey, guys, next time you decide to annex France, go right ahead, you can have them, you have my Blessing. But truthfully, you don't want them. They have more friggin' Moslems than you Germans have. And it looks like all that cross breeding in the 40's didn't do the French any good, they still can't stand up for themselves. Heck, after WWII they had to hire you guys (in their Foreign Legion) for their ventures around the world. So, you are welcome to them, be assured they will not fight back, and will kiss you ass when you get there. I will do my best to see that my children and grandchildren don't interfere either. |
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Kiss my ass and go fuck yourself…… French Translation for you sir! Bais mon cu et va te faire foutre Andy |
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Please, Please- take Kerry with you on a one way ticket.
That is all. Sly |
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Andy, That's FUNNY! |
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I have the same disdane for the Italians and the French If you have time, find a homeless man setting on a foutain 1 block north and 1/2 block west of Notre Dame and translate, "You can kiss the fattest part of my ass" for me, long story, |
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I leave tommorrow, wish me luck. I hate being so far from my family.
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Hmmm... He would be in trouble then wouldn't he? He could outsource it to |
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How can ya have any respect for a country that named it's self after a _german_ tribe that kicked it's ass about a thousand years ago? If I remember my history correctly, the Franks were a germanic tribe, right? Hell, for that matter, didn't the french (gauls) ask Julius Caesar to come help them 2000 years ago 'cause the germans were kicking their asses? Ole Julius came and "helped" them alright. Hehh. Hmmm...
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Go to the Crazy Horse, the Lido, Follies Bergere, Moulin Rouge and accuse the dancers of being as flat chested as 12 year old boys, and that they dance with the grace of a three legged oyster.
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... Yes, do a tour of the Airbus factory in Toulouse.
... Funny thing, been to France twice and the frogs treated me just fine. Actually had a cool time there. |
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My grandfather was Mustard gassed there doing the same thing as swankforce's grandfather. He died from Emphysema. Tell them Balming said FUCK YOU! |
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I almost forgot; you might want to check out the prices of gasoline for everybody who complains of paying $2.00 a gallon.
Junes European Gas Prices Remember, these prices are per liter. |
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Yes, I have noticed the same thing. People are different than the politicians. I am going to Airbus for a meeting. I have been through the factory before. I was hoping to see inside the full scale mockup of the A380 they have there. |
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Please don't rub it in……currently about $6 a US Gallon over here ANdy |
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