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Posted: 10/7/2004 9:58:31 AM EST
Any good ideas on how to get even with a pain in the ass relative? "just for fun of course".

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:59:16 AM EST
first off, what did he/she do?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 10:05:14 AM EST
See: Keyser Soze


Link Posted: 10/7/2004 10:59:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By DScott:
See: Keyser Soze




"...who is Kaiser Soze?..."
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:04:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 11:05:38 AM EST by joker581]
Wai for him to go on vacation. After he has packed, put a handful of 9mm bullets and a picture of Osama Bin Laden in his carry-on. Then smile and drop him off at the airport.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:06:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By joker581:
Wai for him to go on vacation. After he has packed, put a handful of 9mm bullets and a picture of Osama Bin Laden in his carry-on.



Oh damn! That's just farging wrong man! So wrong I'm LMAO.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:06:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By joker581:
Wai for him to go on vacation. After he has packed, put a handful of 9mm bullets and a picture of Osama Bin Laden in his carry-on. Then smile and drop him off at the airport.



Interesting that you say that when your post number is 911.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:08:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By joker581:
Wai for him to go on vacation. After he has packed, put a handful of 9mm bullets and a picture of Osama Bin Laden in his carry-on. Then smile and drop him off at the airport.



Interesting that you say that when your post number is 911.

I hadn't even noticed that. I thought I was still below 900.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:10:43 AM EST

Any good ideas on how to get even with a pain in the ass relative? "just for fun of course".



Stuff it in her pooper and post pics!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:11:50 AM EST
If you can find out when his/her next doctor appointment is. Have a friend pretending to be a secretary call him the nite b4 saying that he needs to bring in a stool sample. Tell him to wrap it in tinfoil and bring it to the appointment.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:12:14 AM EST
Cheap, funny and harmless:

Put one of those whistling inserts into said relative's muffler. Best $1.99 I have ever spent.



..just make sure you don't let the victim take it to the Jag dealer before you tell them (her)
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:16:21 AM EST
Post an ad in the local classified Christmas morning:


We buy used Christmas trees. Paying $20 including free pick up!
Your relatives phone number here.



They'll be changing their phone number soon afterwards.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:20:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By Aussie_E:
Post an ad in the local classified Christmas morning:


We buy used Christmas trees. Paying $20 including free pick up!
Your relatives phone number here.



They'll be changing their phone number soon afterwards.



jeez, i was just gonna suggest signing him up for a bunch of magazine subscriptions....
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:21:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Cheap, funny and harmless:

Put one of those whistling inserts into said relative's muffler. Best $1.99 I have ever spent.

www.daytonamagic.com/Jokes%20Items/autowhistle.jpg

..just make sure you don't let the victim take it to the Jag dealer before you tell them (her)



Them whistle got the WOOO WOOO!

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:21:10 AM EST
Make him eat his parents - he will cry sweet tears of unfathomable sadness!



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