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Posted: 10/7/2004 10:59:16 AM EDT
[#1]
first off, what did he/she do?
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Posted: 10/7/2004 11:05:14 AM EDT
[#2]
See: Keyser Soze
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Posted: 10/7/2004 11:59:05 AM EDT
[#3]
"...who is Kaiser Soze?..." 
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:04:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Wai for him to go on vacation. After he has packed, put a handful of 9mm bullets and a picture of Osama Bin Laden in his carry-on. Then smile and drop him off at the airport.
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:06:05 PM EDT
[#5]
Oh damn!  That's just farging wrong man! So wrong I'm LMAO.
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:06:07 PM EDT
[#6]
Interesting that you say that when your post number is 911. |
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:08:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:10:43 PM EDT
[#8]
Stuff it in her pooper and post pics!!!!! |
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:11:50 PM EDT
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If you can find out when his/her next doctor appointment is. Have a friend pretending to be a secretary call him the nite b4 saying that he needs to bring in a stool sample. Tell him to wrap it in tinfoil and bring it to the appointment.
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:12:14 PM EDT
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Cheap, funny and harmless:
Put one of those whistling inserts into said relative's muffler. Best $1.99 I have ever spent.  ..just make sure you don't let the victim take it to the Jag dealer before you tell them (her) 
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:16:21 PM EDT
[#11]
Post an ad in the local classified Christmas morning:
They'll be changing their phone number soon afterwards. |
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:20:52 PM EDT
[#12]
jeez, i was just gonna suggest signing him up for a bunch of magazine subscriptions.... |
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:21:02 PM EDT
[#13]
Them whistle got the WOOO WOOO! 
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Posted: 10/7/2004 12:21:10 PM EDT
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Make him eat his parents - he will cry sweet tears of unfathomable sadness!
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