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Posted: 9/15/2005 8:56:16 PM EDT
I came home and heard my parents having sex.

And the first person to say "how do you think you got here?" gets bitchslapped.

So much therapy will be needed.....
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:58:25 PM EDT
Actually and truely LOL.
I can't stop.

DanM
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:59:05 PM EDT
wakachika wakachika wakachika wakachika wakachika
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:08 PM EDT
Probably going greek too, if they were noisy.

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:13 PM EDT
Better than seeing them have sex....
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:18 PM EDT
How old are you?
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:23 PM EDT
I would ask the whole "how do you think you got here?" thing, but it seems apparent that you know now.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:49 PM EDT
well I guess you know who your daddy is
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:01:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
I came home and heard my parents having sex.

And the first person to say "how do you think you got here?" gets bitchslapped.

So much therapy will be needed.....



Ha! I've got everyone beat.

Just try not to picture your dad in the raw.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:01:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
How old are you?


I'm 21.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:01:41 PM EDT
You'll never be the same. Your childhood is over.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:01:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:02:04 PM EDT
Who's got the video clip of "Why kids leave home"?
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:02:32 PM EDT
As long as your mom doesn't come out in her catholic school girl outfit you should be o.k.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:02:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
I came home and heard my parents having sex.

And the first person to say "how do you think you got here?" gets bitchslapped.

So much therapy will be needed.....



Ha! I've got everyone beat.

Just try not to picture your dad in the raw.


SHUT UP!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:04:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By leelaw:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
I came home and heard my parents having sex.

And the first person to say "how do you think you got here?" gets bitchslapped.

So much therapy will be needed.....



Ha! I've got everyone beat.

Just try not to picture your dad in the raw.


SHUT UP!

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:04:22 PM EDT
Sorry about that, I tried to get your mother to quiet down.

I can honestly (and thankfully) say that in my 20 years at home, I never once heard or saw my parents having sex.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:05:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:
As long as your mom doesn't come out in her catholic school girl outfit you should be o.k.



or asks you for help removing a "stain" from her plaid skirt.

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:05:49 PM EDT
Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a **** *** just before she kissed you goodnight?


Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:06:08 PM EDT
Well I don't know what to tell you because I am that parent and grandparent
and I could care less


GM
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:07:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
Sorry about that, I tried to get your mother to quiet down.

I can honestly (and thankfully) say that in my 20 years at home, I never once heard or saw my parents having sex.



Neither have I. If I did, I'd flip out too, after I finished dry heaving.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:08:45 PM EDT
On another note: Just imagine your parents doing what YOU do in the bedroom!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:09:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a **** *** just before she kissed you goodnight?






I think I just threw up a little in the back of my throat............
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:09:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
On another note: Just imagine your parents doing what YOU do in the bedroom!


Oh, GOD...!!!!

I can never do that, or that, or that, or that or that ever again.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:10:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
On another note: Just imagine your parents doing what YOU do in the bedroom!



WFT would I want to do something like that?
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:10:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
On another note: Just imagine your parents doing what YOU do in the bedroom!




EEEEWWWWWWWEWWWWW!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:10:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
On another note: Just imagine your parents doing what YOU do in the bedroom!


Oh, GOD...!!!!

I can never do that, or that, or that, or that or that ever again.





No more donkey punches for LeeLaw!!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:16:40 PM EDT
Sorry Gab, I can't help it. Patty
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:17:25 PM EDT
Why is it such a turnoff to think of your parents fucking?

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:28:34 PM EDT
So whose turn is it to do the laundry this weekend?

[mom] Please be sure to wash the sheets Gabby Dear [/mom]
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:30:57 PM EDT
So is your mom a screamer??


____________________________________
The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you are already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function, without mercy, without compassion, without remorse.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:31:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
Why is it such a turnoff to think of your parents fucking?




No shit. At lest youknow your parents still like each other.

My parents can't stand being in the same house. much less city, county, etc. An hour apart isn't even enough some times.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:36:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2005 9:37:46 PM EDT by Moe-Ron]

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Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a **** *** just before she kissed you goodnight?
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I think I just threw up a little in the back of my throat............






Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:38:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
On another note: Just imagine your parents doing what YOU do in the bedroom!


Oh, GOD...!!!!

I can never do that, or that, or that, or that or that ever again.





No more donkey punches for LeeLaw!!



Dear God.. I'm already in enough trouble for this thread as it is..
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:41:35 PM EDT
Hey Gabby did you see the thread about the teenager buying a porno and getting lubed up and finding out his parents were porn stars and on the tape he just bought? At least your situation is not that fucked up. On the positive side at least your parents are not sick of each other.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:13:03 PM EDT
I thought I had it bad. My room was across the hall from my parents' room. They didn't bother to close their door when I was in my late teens. I would hear my mother pull open the drawer of her nightstand to get out the KY. I would hear every grunt, squeak, and sigh until it was over..When I was 17 or 18, I got tired of hearing it so I yelled,"At least close the door!" and slammed mine shut. They were more careful after that.

One of my buddies lived in a trailer. He used to have dreams about earthquakes until he was older and figured out it was his rather large parents rocking the trailer!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:15:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2005 10:18:16 PM EDT by Zaphod]

Originally Posted By CSM:
How old are you?




How old are THEY?


ETA: I'm SO glad I never even came close to catching my parents. Of course, they had me in their 30's, so by the time I got up there, they was OLD.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:21:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2005 10:22:52 PM EDT by soowah]
? Wonder who was on top ?

ETA: or was it "Who let the dogs out" kinda night ? Inquiring minds......
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:24:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2005 11:35:12 PM EDT by FieroLoki]
Now this is some comedy reading, I dont care who you are...

Git er dun!!!

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:32:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By wittzo:
I thought I had it bad.



Actually, you did. I think you just won, in fact. Unless someone can chime in when they found their parent's going at it on the kitchen table, and they didn't stop when there were cauught.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:33:16 PM EDT
Leelaw, I think Gabby may need a therapist after this thread.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:34:58 PM EDT
Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a **** *** just before she kissed you goodnight

You, sir, are ONE SICK PUPPY!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:37:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By A_Free_Man:
Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a **** *** just before she kissed you goodnight

You, sir, are ONE SICK PUPPY!



But you laughed huh?

There's a .wav file out there. Someone actually put that to music....
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:40:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2005 10:41:35 PM EDT by 2nd_Amendment]
At least you only heard it. Imagine the horror if you had actually SEEN them going at it.

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:45:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:

Originally Posted By wittzo:
I thought I had it bad.



Actually, you did. I think you just won, in fact. Unless someone can chime in when they found their parent's going at it on the kitchen table, and they didn't stop when there were cauught.



When my wife was a pre-teen, she walked up on her parents in their friend's hot tub, going at it...She didn't know what they were doing, but she left them alone. They didn't even know she was there..

We had to stop swimming in our next door neighbors' pool. Then we had to stop sitting on their porch swing. Then their couch. You get the idea. He told us that they "shocked the pool real good last night." Eww.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:49:14 PM EDT
hehe pie +1
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:55:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
On another note: Just imagine your parents doing what YOU do in the bedroom!


Oh, GOD...!!!!

I can never do that, or that, or that, or that or that ever again.



Poor leelaw
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 11:30:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mattl:
Hey Gabby did you see the thread about the teenager buying a porno and getting lubed up and finding out his parents were porn stars and on the tape he just bought? At least your situation is not that fucked up. On the positive side at least your parents are not sick of each other.



Shit, I missed that one.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 11:32:18 PM EDT
psh, it's nature.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 11:34:46 PM EDT
You might want to take notes,cause if you are doing it right(you are oblivious)to other things!!!

And just whom has the problems here?

Coarse you could get a place of your own,or move them out! OOOHHHH AHHHHHH


Bob
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