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Posted: 9/15/2005 8:56:16 PM EDT
I came home and heard my parents having sex.
 And the first person to say "how do you think you got here?" gets bitchslapped. So much therapy will be needed..... |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 8:58:25 PM EDT
[#1]
Actually and truely LOL.
I can't stop. DanM |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 8:59:05 PM EDT
[#2]
wakachika wakachika wakachika wakachika wakachika
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:08 PM EDT
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Probably going greek too, if they were noisy.
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Better than seeing them have sex....
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:18 PM EDT
[#5]
How old are you?
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:23 PM EDT
[#6]
I would ask the whole "how do you think you got here?" thing, but it seems apparent that you know now.
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:28 PM EDT
[#7]
How do you think you got h...
Oh, nevermind. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:00:49 PM EDT
[#8]
well I guess you know who your daddy is
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:01:21 PM EDT
[#9]
Ha! I've got everyone beat. Just try not to picture your dad in the raw.
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:01:25 PM EDT
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I'm 21. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:01:41 PM EDT
[#11]
You'll never be the same. Your childhood is over.
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:01:49 PM EDT
[#12]
Um . . .
 <tiptoes away without even looking back> |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:02:04 PM EDT
[#13]
Who's got the video clip of "Why kids leave home"?
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:02:32 PM EDT
[#14]
As long as your mom doesn't come out in her catholic school girl outfit you should be o.k.
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:02:47 PM EDT
[#15]
SHUT UP! |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:04:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:04:22 PM EDT
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Sorry about that, I tried to get your mother to quiet down.
 I can honestly (and thankfully) say that in my 20 years at home, I never once heard or saw my parents having sex. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:05:27 PM EDT
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or asks you for help removing a "stain" from her plaid skirt.
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:05:49 PM EDT
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Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a **** *** just before she kissed you goodnight?
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:06:08 PM EDT
[#20]
Well I don't know what to tell you because I am that parent and grandparent
and I could care less  GM |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:07:24 PM EDT
[#21]
Neither have I. If I did, I'd flip out too, after I finished dry heaving. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:08:45 PM EDT
[#22]
On another note: Just imagine your parents doing what YOU do in the bedroom!
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:09:49 PM EDT
[#23]
I think I just threw up a little in the back of my throat............ |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:09:49 PM EDT
[#24]
Oh, GOD...!!!! I can never do that, or that, or that, or that or that ever again. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:10:02 PM EDT
[#25]
WFT would I want to do something like that?
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:10:12 PM EDT
[#26]
EEEEWWWWWWWEWWWWW!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:10:46 PM EDT
[#27]
 No more donkey punches for LeeLaw!!
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:16:40 PM EDT
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Sorry Gab, I can't help it. Patty
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:17:25 PM EDT
[#29]
Why is it such a turnoff to think of your parents fucking?
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:28:34 PM EDT
[#30]
So whose turn is it to do the laundry this weekend?
[mom] Please be sure to wash the sheets Gabby Dear [/mom] 
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:30:57 PM EDT
[#31]
So is your mom a screamer??
____________________________________ The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you are already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function, without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:31:10 PM EDT
[#32]
No shit. At lest youknow your parents still like each other. My parents can't stand being in the same house. much less city, county, etc. An hour apart isn't even enough some times. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:36:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:38:04 PM EDT
[#34]
Dear God.. I'm already in enough trouble for this thread as it is..
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Posted: 9/15/2005 9:41:35 PM EDT
[#35]
Hey Gabby did you see the thread about the teenager buying a porno and getting lubed up and finding out his parents were porn stars and on the tape he just bought? At least your situation is not that fucked up. On the positive side at least your parents are not sick of each other.
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:13:03 PM EDT
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I thought I had it bad. My room was across the hall from my parents' room. They didn't bother to close their door when I was in my late teens. I would hear my mother pull open the drawer of her nightstand to get out the KY. I would hear every grunt, squeak, and sigh until it was over..When I was 17 or 18, I got tired of hearing it so I yelled,"At least close the door!" and slammed mine shut. They were more careful after that.
One of my buddies lived in a trailer. He used to have dreams about earthquakes until he was older and figured out it was his rather large parents rocking the trailer! 
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:15:07 PM EDT
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How old are THEY? ETA: I'm SO glad I never even came close to catching my parents. Of course, they had me in their 30's, so by the time I got up there, they was OLD. 
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:21:48 PM EDT
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? Wonder who was on top ?
ETA: or was it "Who let the dogs out" kinda night ? Inquiring minds...... |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:24:42 PM EDT
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Now this is some comedy reading, I dont care who you are...
Git er dun!!!  
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:32:28 PM EDT
[#40]
Actually, you did. I think you just won, in fact. Unless someone can chime in when they found their parent's going at it on the kitchen table, and they didn't stop when there were cauught. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:33:16 PM EDT
[#41]
Leelaw, I think Gabby may need a therapist after this thread.
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:34:58 PM EDT
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Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a **** *** just before she kissed you goodnight
You, sir, are ONE SICK PUPPY!
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:37:31 PM EDT
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But you laughed huh? There's a .wav file out there. Someone actually put that to music.... |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:40:26 PM EDT
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At least you only heard it. Imagine the horror if you had actually SEEN them going at it.
 
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:45:45 PM EDT
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When my wife was a pre-teen, she walked up on her parents in their friend's hot tub, going at it...She didn't know what they were doing, but she left them alone. They didn't even know she was there.. We had to stop swimming in our next door neighbors' pool. Then we had to stop sitting on their porch swing. Then their couch. You get the idea. He told us that they "shocked the pool real good last night. " Eww.
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:49:14 PM EDT
[#46]
hehe pie +1
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Posted: 9/15/2005 10:55:35 PM EDT
[#47]
Poor leelaw 
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Posted: 9/15/2005 11:30:27 PM EDT
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Shit, I missed that one. |
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Posted: 9/15/2005 11:32:18 PM EDT
[#49]
psh, it's nature.
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Posted: 9/15/2005 11:34:46 PM EDT
[#50]
You might want to take notes,cause if you are doing it right(you are oblivious)to other things!!!
And just whom has the problems here? Coarse you could get a place of your own,or move them out! OOOHHHH AHHHHHH Bob
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