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Posted: 1/7/2003 12:08:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 12:13:27 PM EST
Your mother wears combat boots.
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 12:15:02 PM EST
what is or what good is a 32mb usb memory key?
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 12:15:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 12:18:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 12:21:20 PM EST
Beer Slayer? I here you couldn't handle a 7oz nip[:D]
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 12:41:47 PM EST

Only you would post such a contest benign of any intellect or purpose. Only YOUR ketchup-squirting buttocks and puss filled cranium would think that other members have nothing better to do than post entertaining reading while your hands attempt to stretch what woman have laughed at your entire life.
You can sit there and jack-off while looking at 32mb of Middle Eastern porn, I am NOT going to participate!

BTW: you're head is so fat if it weighed another five pounds you could get group insurance.
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 12:52:39 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/7/2003 12:57:18 PM EST
Well, of course you're looking to unload a 32MB USB key.  

What on earth would a poor sister humping, "Alabaman" inbred need it for, hmmm?

To floss between both of your teeth?  

For use as a banjo pick perhaps?

I could flame you into nothingness if I wanted to.  However, the effort involved in constructing a series of one-syllable words into a sentence that would be able to make the trip from your Web-TV "compooter", to your alleged brain, and then right back out of your silently moving lips really isn't worth yours or my time.  

No sir-ee, you fart wafting idiot man-child, a better use of your time would be to pick up a book and tear page after confusing page from it to make a nest for the baby rats you keep to feed your pet snake and/or cane toad.

If only your stupidity could be captured and observed for the sake of posterity and the safety of the children.

If only we could place a small tape recorder playing "Skynard" into a human sized hav-a-hart trap draped with a confederate flag and a line of NASCAR promotional cigarette lighters trailing up to it.

If only I cared enough to flame this stupid post in the first place.
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:01:01 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:01:20 PM EST

You want to change your name to Micheal Moore. And you are a mole for HCI![/b][/red]
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:07:12 PM EST
You aren't worth the time and effort it would take to flame you.
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:08:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:10:27 PM EST
[size=4][b]That's you on the right (the big, sloppy dyke with the breasts sagging to her waist, and facial hair):[/b][/size=4]
[size=3][b]Now give me my damned prize, Justine!:[/b][/size=3]
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:14:09 PM EST
You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper!!   Ah fart in your general direction!!  Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!
Now go away or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time !!
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:14:46 PM EST
Only 32mb?  What a cheap b*stard.  I'm outta here!
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:20:16 PM EST
Cat lover.
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:23:02 PM EST
Your mother wears combat boots.
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oh yea... well your mama so fat she has her own zip code. [:D]


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Oh Yeah !!!

..well... Well right back at you... you sperm breathed Poo-Stabber.  [:X]

Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:27:47 PM EST

A 32mb usb key?! What the hell would anyone want with something like that? Couldn't you come up with something more useful - like fingernail clippings or navel lint? My god man, did you start this thread just to get attention because nobody will reply to your posts. Did your mother have to tie a pork chop around your neck when you were a kid so the dog would play with you?
If it weren't for people like Computerguy and Lordtrader I would vote you in as the most pathetic piece of protoplasm to darken the screens of the more genetically advanced people on this board!!


How'd I do ??? [:D]

Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:31:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:31:58 PM EST
I hope that spelling is going to be counted, but from reading several of your posts, you probably wouldn't know the difference, would you T_B_S?

It sickens me to think that I might possibly win something that you actually had your greasy little digits on, and I think most of us have a pretty good idea of where your hands have been.  That's right, you're a nose-picker and we all know it.  Not to mention the fact that I have it on good authority that you simply run the water and don't actually wash up after leaving a stink in your bathroom that would make Chernobyl seem like a minor mishap.

Why don't you go find something productive to do, like giving away free vats of lard to people with high cholesterol instead of wasting our time with yet another of your lame-brained schemes.

You are living proof that public education is the biggest joke of the 20th century.  God help us if, in the future, archaeologists excavate your home.  Future generations will think that all we did was sit on our butts, drink fermented malt beverages, and watch "professional" wrestling all day long.  
And I'm sure that after they uncover your video library, they will believe that VCRs were designed for the exclusive purpose of taping such "high-brow" entertainment.  (Well, that and the "Jerry Springer" show, but I don't expect you to be able to differentiate between the two).
Maybe a couple of broken down cars on cinder blocks in your front yard would complete the picture?  I'm sure you'll have no problem meeting that request.

(apologies to Mona, but he [b]did[/b] say he wanted to be flamed.)
And now I'm going to have to shower because I feel very scummy after flaming TBS.

Link Posted: 1/7/2003 1:47:22 PM EST
beer_slayer, this contest is little more than a pathetic testament to your need to be some kind of internet superhero. You promise a computer gadget to he who best insults you, and create a small frenzy of "free stuff hungry" arfcommers centered on you. This narcissistic popularity play takes advantage of current promotional contests. your little game at best makes a mockery of AR15.COM, and at worst makes you no more than a self-absorbed post whore.
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 2:01:30 PM EST
you are a no good gun grabbing liberal!!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 2:03:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 2:13:52 PM EST
Cat lover.
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Hey, I resemble that remark!
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 2:18:53 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 2:19:18 PM EST
Hey, you look like Bill Clinton.  Damn, he was a fine President.  Honest as the day is long.  A true role model for every American.  He did so much good for this country and it's citizens.  He made sure we are all kept safe in our homes by taking away those horrible assault weapons.  

His wife is great too!  I hope she becomes President one day.  She 's doing great things for New York state and will surely do freat things for the entire country.

I wish Gore had gotten elected.  Maybe he would have allowed China even more power and freedom by sending more of our jobs over there and sharing our military technology so they can properly defend themselves.

Yes you remind me very much of President Clinton.  I only hope you are half as good a man as he.
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Link Posted: 1/7/2003 3:00:59 PM EST
[b]You are a piece of DICK SHIT![/b]

You are the shit from the butt of a faggot, on the end of a faggot's dick!

Link Posted: 1/7/2003 3:06:43 PM EST
Your mother wears combat boots.
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oh yea... well your mama so fat she has her own zip code. [:D]


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Oh Yeah !!!

..well... Well right back at you... you sperm breathed Poo-Stabber.  [:X]

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Osprey21 you now owe Quietshootr a royalty fee of 10 cents for the use of the term "Poo stabber."  He accepts PayPal and money orders.  Also, be forewarned that illegal use of said "poo-stabbibg" term is an infringement upon the Copyright law of the United States.  You have been warned!
Marian(The Knee-Capper)Librarian[:I]
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 3:08:33 PM EST
Nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING can be worse than saying to you what I said to Trickshot:

"Troll on you little ass pumping hippy queer."

If equating you to Trickshot doesn't win, then nothing will win!
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 3:11:24 PM EST
Hey Mona,

If I win, can I have jerky instead?
I've heard good things about your deer jerky.

It must be tough to be married to somebody who is such a connoisseur of his own flatulence.  What a horrible experience to look underneath the tables and chairs in your house and find dried up, crusty evidence of your husband's last marathon session of watching all of his G.L.O.W. tapes while he performs his usual nose mining routine.

How many chewed-off toenails do you find in your living room because he's too lazy to set his beer down and go use the nail clippers in the bathroom?  Or does he try to construct some bizarre kind of diorama of Camp Perry out of  nail clippings and earwax on the coffee table right before you have visitors in your home?

Beerslayer - there was nothing in the rules that said I couldn't enter as often as I wanted. [:D]
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 3:13:32 PM EST
LMAO.  This is great!  Tuesday night entertainment!!  Time for some popcorn.
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 3:25:48 PM EST
Dear Mike,
Let me begin by saying that I hold that little worm of poop that curls out of the end of your weiner while taking a post poo-stabbing (copyright 2002, QuietShootr, LLC.) piss in higher esteem than I do you.

In fact, you probably find the oily, foul smelling, brown exudate that leaks from a dog's anal glands a most agreeable seasoning for your, no doubt, lard and government cheese infested meals.

I've even heard it said that Richard Gere obtained his gerbil technique from watching your home videos.  However, I'm certain that wrapping small animals with duct tape to keep them from exploding when you nail them in the keister is completely unnecessary in your case.

In closing, your pathetic attempt at a contest mirrors only your second-rate intellect and your undoubtedly pathetic excuse of what you call a "manhood."

Link Posted: 1/7/2003 3:50:32 PM EST
You Goddamned Liberal Democrat.
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 4:13:13 PM EST
With all the contest going on i figured i would hold my own.

I have one 32mb usb memory key for the winner.

The rules are simple you must flame me and stay within posted board policy. It must be an original flame not something found off a flame site on the net. It must be eloquent and well thought out.

Mcuzi is exempt because we all know he is the flame god.



[url=www-132.ibm.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?productId=2165737&storeId=1&langId=-1&catalogId=-840]Memory Key Info[/url]
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"Flame Contest"[rolleyes] how gay!
Why would you even post this,would nobody play with you[:(]

BTW:Your Moma's breth is so bad I had to crap on her face just to get the flys to come back.
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 4:23:29 PM EST
what is or what good is a 32mb usb memory key?
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A memory key is a usb device that becomes an external drive when plugged into a usb port. They are hot swappable so no need to reboot. It allows fast easy sharing of files between pc's with usb ports. Think of it as the diskette drive of the future. No drivers are needed any windows os from 98 on up should recognize them.
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not quite but close.

Win98 First edition has the same crappy poorly written USB hackpatch that win95 C (OSR 2.5) had. WIN98SE had a entirley new version of the USB code written for it and it works far better, however win98se does need drivers for USB drives/memory cards to work. WinME/2000 and up do not. either way its a nice little device. thou i find my 32meg MP3 player with 128meg Smart Media card(160 total) works well enough. MP3 player doubles as my drive if i need to moved files. i say go for it!

my entry.

Give me free beer or i send the IRS to audit your still!
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 4:26:25 PM EST
Even if I win,  don't bother to send that item to me because I have no use for it whatsoever.  Give it to someone who has a use for it instead.

That being said...

If I had a penny for every time your mother performed a sexual favor for me, I'd have almost enough money to pay for the shots to clear up what she gave me in the process.  

I asked her how she got so good at BJ's, and she said that you'd taught her the finer details of the craft with the aid of the neighbor's dog.

God made you smell so that even deaf, dumb, and blind people would have a reason to hate you, too.

So what's it really like being the anchor man in a clusterf***?  How does it compare to your previous experience as the pivot man in a circle jerk?  

Please show us your technique for applying blowout patches to inflatable hamsters.  I hear you're quite good at it.

Does the sound of a zipper coming open still cause you to instinctively drop your pants and grab your ankles, or did you finally outgrow that habit in college?

Speaking of habits, how's your dad making out in the convent, now that he's had his sex change operation completed and completed his noviceship?


Link Posted: 1/7/2003 4:37:11 PM EST
You are a queer as a Football Bat
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 5:04:13 PM EST
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless piece of filth. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod.

Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us normal people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are challenged persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have been right. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Link Posted: 1/7/2003 5:08:24 PM EST
You Goddamned Liberal Democrat.
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Edited to add You Goddamned Liberal Democrat who just happens to look like Janet Reno's prickly nutsack crossbred with TheCampNinja's hairy ass.[puke]
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 5:17:55 PM EST
A fucking memory card?  

You are the shit covered putrid festering love child of PAUL PODHORN and TODD BAILEY, conceived in a vile 69er.

If I win you can stick that------memory card----- straight up your ass, cause I sure as hell don't want it!

Link Posted: 1/7/2003 5:18:16 PM EST
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Link Posted: 1/7/2003 5:54:05 PM EST
Hey - if bulldog gets to post unoriginal stuff, then I'm tempted to post McUzi's famous garandman flame.

The_Beer_Slayer - if I win, don't bother to send me the memory key, because I'd probably have to spend more money than it's worth getting it disinfected and cleaned of all the different mucus, feces and filth from all the various bodily orifices it has been in.

Even then, I'd be reluctant to touch it, because I'm not even sure how stupidity and retardation is transmitted, but I'd hate to catch it from you.  What in the world an inbred mutant like you is doing with a memory key completely escapes me anyway - did you get it in trade from a city boy for a roll in the hay with one of your webbed-feet cousins?

Plus, if you shipped it to me, you'd have my address and then you and your entire brood of human oddities and freaks would probably show up at my house.  Once people like you get into the septic tank, there's no getting you out.

Even if you didn't come to infest my house, you'd probably stalk me for years before finally drugging me and keeping me in a big glass jar in your basement for your depraved pleasures.

Link Posted: 1/7/2003 6:10:16 PM EST
Your real name is Michael Moore.
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