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Posted: 10/27/2004 4:55:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2004 4:57:46 AM EST by mjohn3006]
The commercials would have you believe that %95 of men cannot get an erection.

These poles, to my knowledge are anonymous, so what the heck. Poll coming (no pun intended)

As for me, I just turned 25 and the darn thing still sometimes will pop up in the middle of church just because I have to pee.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 4:56:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2004 4:57:38 AM EST by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

These polls,



It's "Poles"...spelled "P-O-L-E-S" Poles.

And it wasn't accidental, it was NEGLIGENT!! His hands were on his balls when it went off!


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 4:57:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
The commercials would have you believe that %95 of men cannot get an erection.



Its because they are girley men.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 4:57:47 AM EST
All I know is that two men in labs suits visit me once a month and extract a vial of blood. They use that blood to make viagra.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 4:58:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
The commercials would have you believe that %95 of men cannot get an erection.



Its because they are girley men.




Or they are just fat and really nasty....you know the type.



Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:01:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
The commercials would have you believe that %95 of men cannot get an erection.



Its because they are girley men.




Or they are just fat and really nasty....you know the type.



Sgtar15


The Ms. has described me as hornier than a 2 peckered billy goat. I need a pill to keep the damn thing down. I told the wife hey lets try some vigra... She said NO but Hell NO I want to still be able to walk tommorow!.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:01:47 AM EST
I have a priapism.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:02:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

These polls,



It's "Poles"...spelled "P-O-L-E-S" Poles.

And it wasn't accidental, it was NEGLIGENT!! His hands were on my balls when it went off!


Sgtar15



There I fixed it for ya
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:02:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

The Ms. has described me as hornier than a 2 peckered billy goat.




Yeah, my wife keeps me out back in a cage also....



Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:04:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
There I fixed it for ya





You wanta' start this?


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:06:05 AM EST
This soldier can muster a salute on demand.

Sadly, supply never meets demand in my house...
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:09:42 AM EST
Anybody ever see that dave chapelle farse on the Viagra commercials? Funny stuff all the women are saying "Gee, thanks Viagra" in a smartass tone. Funny stuff.

I have a feeling my wife would be all too happy if I were to have that "problem". As evidenced by her uncontrollable laughter at that spoof.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 5:13:12 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 7:35:05 AM EST
I like the "recreational" use of Viagra: You get as hard as a diving board and can last a loooong time. And second cups are only a few minutes away.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 7:38:34 AM EST
I thought this was going to be a poll about being Emotionally Disturbed.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 7:40:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 7:41:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1Walker:
I thought this was going to be a poll about being Emotionally Disturbed.



We already know the results of that poll.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 7:42:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2004 7:43:20 AM EST by ZEN]

Originally Posted By 1Walker:
I thought this was going to be a poll about being Emotionally Disturbed.



What could Emotionally Disturb you more than a peni non operondi?


Zen


"This is my peni, there aren't any like it, but on this one I can hang a towel"

Link Posted: 10/27/2004 7:53:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By ZEN:


"This is my peni, there aren't any like it, but on this one I can hang a towel"




Link Posted: 10/27/2004 8:05:07 AM EST
hell I thought you were talking about "edge distance"
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 8:06:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By threefiftynone:
I thought is was about the Emergency Department.

Double Dumbasses.



+1
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 8:13:27 AM EST
yes, it was caused from my high blood meds, got a lower dose----
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 8:16:20 AM EST
You failed to put "whiskey dick" in the poll.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 8:22:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/27/2004 8:24:08 AM EST by EricTheHun]
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 11:18:32 AM EST
shameless bump for more votes
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 11:24:21 AM EST
No.



But I do have the oddest thing happen when I drink alcohol (more than one an hour): I have zero desire to have sex. None at all.
Link Posted: 10/27/2004 11:26:08 AM EST
Wait until you little sh!ts hit 56.. yea... You'll be thinking friggin erectile dysfunction all day .. you'll be beggin for Levitra and Viagra.. and there won't be any,... because I bought it all...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah<­BR>

Link Posted: 10/27/2004 11:28:01 AM EST
Nope. Not yet...I'm 48......knock on wood...LOL


Link Posted: 10/27/2004 11:28:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
Never a problem here, other than the few embarrassing moments when it's working and isn't supposed to be!

I think it simply an hereditary condition for all male members of the Hun Klan, that is reflected in the Hun Family Motto:

A Hun's bone is his hassle.

Eric The(ConstantlyConcupiscent)Hun



Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:18:11 AM EST
He's never let me down so far. He's even performed fairly well with copious amounts of alcohol in my blood stream. But then again, I'm only 26...we'll see how he holds up over the next 20-30 years.
Link Posted: 10/28/2004 4:23:35 AM EST
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