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Posted: 8/5/2005 1:35:46 PM EDT
She showed up at my house at half past nine
In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine
She said this will be a night you won't forget

She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said

Don't touch my Willie
I don't know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don't know what you heard
I ain't that kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my Willie,
We'll get a long just fine

She said she never met a man like me in her life
Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night
I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard

I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone
There's a lot of other records that you can choose from
So let me make myself clear before you go too far

Don't touch my Willie
I don't know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don't know what you heard
I ain't that kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my Willie,
We'll get a long just fine

Keep your hands off my Willie,
We'll get along just fine
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:45:53 PM EDT
[#1]
No worries from me--I wouldn't touch a big-busted liberal, let alone one that looks like him.  
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 3:50:39 PM EDT
[#2]
Willie has busts?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:03:56 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Willie has busts?


He's a liberal.  Blech!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:09:05 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Willie has busts?


He's a liberal.  Blech!
True enough.  But he sings good...
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:11:07 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Willie has busts?


He's a liberal.  Blech!
True enough.  But he sings good...


So do the Chicksie Dicks--I don't listen to them either.  
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:15:46 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Willie has busts?


He's a liberal.  Blech!
True enough.  But he sings good...


So do the Chicksie Dicks--I don't listen to them either.  
No they don't!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:19:50 PM EDT
[#7]
Wanna go get a (root) beer?  
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:23:48 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Wanna go get a (root) beer?  
Does Budweiser make nonalcoholic beverages?
Okay, I'll consent to a rootbeer.
Wait a minute - did you just ask me out on a date?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:35:13 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Wanna go get a (root) beer?  
Does Budweiser make nonalcoholic beverages?
Okay, I'll consent to a rootbeer.
Wait a minute - did you just ask me out on a date?


Nah--I just figured we could hash this out over a beer rather than taking up space in the Women Shooters forum.  <shrug>
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:36:41 PM EDT
[#10]
I figured you figured I was easy.
And you'd be right.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:40:14 PM EDT
[#11]
Geez, everybody knows that.  
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:42:36 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Geez, everybody knows that.  
Hmmm, and here I was trying to keep it a secret.  Where did I go wrong?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:44:26 PM EDT
[#13]
Spamming the Wommenz forum tonight huh.

Danny
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:44:57 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Geez, everybody knows that.  
Hmmm, and here I was trying to keep it a secret.  Where did I go wrong?


TRG is not a gentleman.  
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:45:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Spamming the Wommenz forum tonight huh.

Danny
That wasn't the original intention, but that appears to be the result.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:45:54 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Geez, everybody knows that.  
Hmmm, and here I was trying to keep it a secret.  Where did I go wrong?


TRG is not a gentleman.  
That bastard kissed and telled!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:52:16 PM EDT
[#17]
He didn't mention kissing.  
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:54:17 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
He didn't mention kissing.  
Oh shit snap
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:02:00 PM EDT
[#19]
Gentlemen is there something we all should know?  Patty

*ETA* Double_Feed "Always on my mind" is one of my top 10 favorite songs.  
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:33:42 PM EDT
[#20]
Danny beat me to it....what is UP with you two????
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:40:16 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Danny beat me to it....what is UP with you two????


Long distance love affair.



Danny

I'm prolly gonna pay for that later.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 6:39:38 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Danny beat me to it....what is UP with you two????


Long distance love affair.



Danny

I'm prolly gonna pay for that later.



I've got your six..................
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 6:44:51 PM EDT
[#23]
Is this the wimmenz forum?  Or did I wander into some back door twisted love affair between a bee and a stick man?

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:07:08 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Is this the wimmenz forum?  Or did I wander into some back door twisted love affair between a bee and a stick man?




But....But.....Will their offspring look like dragon flies????

I just askin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:10:12 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Is this the wimmenz forum?  Or did I wander into some back door twisted love affair between a bee and a stick man?



Yer just jealous cuz it ain't one of those mangy troy things.  
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 7:14:22 PM EDT
[#26]
Shoulda shot her.

Stranger went free, of course
Ya cant hang a man
for killin' a woman
who's trying to steal your horse

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:10:19 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Shoulda shot her.

Stranger went free, of course
Ya cant hang a man
for killin' a woman
who's trying to steal your horse
Is that Willie?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 8:48:44 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Shoulda shot her.

Stranger went free, of course
Ya cant hang a man
for killin' a woman
who's trying to steal your horse
Is that Willie?




Willie's cool.

Saw him at his 4th of July picnic in FW.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 8:55:13 PM EDT
[#29]
Is this a Texas thing?
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 1:36:10 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Is this a Texas thing?
The song is. The rest of this thread is just a train wreck.
Link Posted: 8/7/2005 5:57:32 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Is this a Texas thing?


Maybe you should come and see for yourself.

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 6:02:08 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
I figured you figured I was easy.
And you'd be right.



No touching his Willy.

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 6:41:01 AM EDT
[#33]

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:01:01 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/karengibson/BunnyCake.jpg




breathe...
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:06:55 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/karengibson/BunnyCake.jpg




breathe...



<announcer voice>
Arfcom: home of the AR, Willies, Pancakes on top of bunnies, BOTD threads and more veal than you can eat all week!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:35:19 AM EDT
[#36]
All the girls love it when I whip out my Willie.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:49:30 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
All the girls love it when I whip out my Willie.
www.luma-electronic.cz/lp/n/Nelson/willie_redheaded.jpg


SP1Grrl is right <again>
You're a manwhore!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:54:42 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
All the girls love it when I whip out my Willie.
www.luma-electronic.cz/lp/n/Nelson/willie_redheaded.jpg


Is it just me, or is that pic crooked???
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:57:17 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
All the girls love it when I whip out my Willie.
www.luma-electronic.cz/lp/n/Nelson/willie_redheaded.jpg


Is it just me, or is that pic crooked???



I hate when their Willie's are crooked...they get so damned sensitive when Ya tell them!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 7:59:44 AM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:00:45 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
All the girls love it when I whip out my Willie.
www.luma-electronic.cz/lp/n/Nelson/willie_redheaded.jpg


Is it just me, or is that pic crooked???

The picture's not crooked.  That's you, cocking your head to the side, trying to make it look like a pile of puppies.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:26:15 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
All the girls love it when I whip out my Willie.
www.luma-electronic.cz/lp/n/Nelson/willie_redheaded.jpg


Is it just me, or is that pic crooked???

The picture's not crooked.  That's you, cocking your head to the side, trying to make it look like a pile of puppies.


It's KITTENS, dammit!!

Why can't anyone ever get it right?!?!  You know, I....oh look!  A shiny object!

<leaps away>
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:36:37 AM EDT
[#43]
Ya know...there's just nothing like baggy overalls on a man to make me just wanna gnaw on my hand.


heh heh.  I'll be over here.... ----->
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 8:40:19 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Ya know...there's just nothing like baggy overalls on a man to make me just wanna gnaw on my hand.


heh heh.  I'll be over here.... ----->

I think...I just threw up a little bit....
in my mouth...




Not that Willie'd notice but................
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:03:56 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Ya know...there's just nothing like baggy overalls on a man to make me just wanna gnaw on my hand.


heh heh.  I'll be over here.... ----->


Um, point of order, as I'm not up on "wimmin-speak," but is gnawing on one's hand a good thing (likes baggy overalls) or a bad thing--as in gnawing one's arm off due to the "coyote ugly" thing?  
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:21:43 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ya know...there's just nothing like baggy overalls on a man to make me just wanna gnaw on my hand.


heh heh.  I'll be over here.... ----->


Um, point of order, as I'm not up on "wimmin-speak," but is gnawing on one's hand a good thing (likes baggy overalls) or a bad thing--as in gnawing one's arm off due to the "coyote ugly" thing?  


TBK...how about if I said "chomping at the bit".  Do you get it now?

and fyi?  I was being SARCASTIC.

again.   -----> over here.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:24:38 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
All the girls love it when I whip out my Willie.
www.luma-electronic.cz/lp/n/Nelson/willie_redheaded.jpg


Is it just me, or is that pic crooked???

The picture's not crooked.  That's you, cocking your head to the side, trying to make it look like a pile of puppies.


It's KITTENS, dammit!!

Why can't anyone ever get it right?!?!  You know, I....oh look!  A shiny object!

<leaps away>


WHERE?????   Oh!  I see it!  

Look!  A butterfly!  pppreeetttyyyy

<naptime>
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:32:26 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Willie has busts?


He's a liberal.  Blech!
True enough.  But he sings good...


So do the Chicksie Dicks--I don't listen to them either.  
thats moronic,  because of an artist's political views, you let that determine if you enjoy their music or not??  i agree, i think Natalie Maines should keep her trap shut when it comes to her political stance, i disagree w/ her views..yada yada yada, but that does not change the fact that she and the rest of them are great musicians.  same w/ Willie Nelson.  MANY of music's "greats" were politically one sided and for lack of a better explaination, "not my type of people" but that doesnt change the fact that i DO enjoy some of said artist's music.  

some of you guys are so one track minded and quick to jump on banwagons.....

tunnel vision is bad....umkaaaay?!

ETA: now..when their political views start bleeding over into their music....THATS when i stop buying their albums...but it still doesnt keep me from listening to the songs i DO like from them
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 9:34:03 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Willie has busts?


He's a liberal.  Blech!
True enough.  But he sings good...


So do the Chicksie Dicks--I don't listen to them either.  
thats moronic,  because of an artist's political views, you let that determine if you enjoy their music or not??  i agree, i think Natalie Maines should keep her trap shut when it comes to her political stance, i disagree w/ her views..yada yada yada, but that does not change the fact that she and the rest of them are great musicians.  same w/ Willie Nelson.  MANY of music's "greats" were politically one sided and for lack of a better explaination, "not my type of people" but that doesnt change the fact that i DO enjoy some of said artist's music.  

some of you guys are so one track minded and quick to jump on banwagons.....

tunnel vision is bad....umkaaaay?!


YEAH!  What he said!

Just like those Ben and Jerry people...I like their ice cream, and I don't care what their political views are.
so there.

Phish Food rocks!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 10:06:32 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Willie has busts?


He's a liberal.  Blech!
True enough.  But he sings good...


So do the Chicksie Dicks--I don't listen to them either.  
thats moronic,  because of an artist's political views, you let that determine if you enjoy their music or not??  i agree, i think Natalie Maines should keep her trap shut when it comes to her political stance, i disagree w/ her views..yada yada yada, but that does not change the fact that she and the rest of them are great musicians.  same w/ Willie Nelson.  MANY of music's "greats" were politically one sided and for lack of a better explaination, "not my type of people" but that doesnt change the fact that i DO enjoy some of said artist's music.  

some of you guys are so one track minded and quick to jump on banwagons.....

tunnel vision is bad....umkaaaay?!


YEAH!  What he said!

Just like those Ben and Jerry people...I like their ice cream, and I don't care what their political views are.
so there.

Phish Food rocks!


<raises Hand>
I secretly would like to have Bono's baby...Is that a bad thing?
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