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Posted: 2/16/2013 6:35:53 PM EDT
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:31 PM EDT
I just did also.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:31 PM EDT
Thanks for sharing
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:37 PM EDT
Ambiguous post is ambiguous

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Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:37 PM EDT
Care to share some details?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:39 PM EDT
Vague,vague,vague,vague,vague.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:45 PM EDT
I agree, this thread is pretty dumb.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:46 PM EDT
Good for you. Thanks for the story.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:50 PM EDT
how big was she?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:37:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:
I agree, this thread is pretty dumb.


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:37:18 PM EDT
What did you "accidentally" shoot?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:37:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2013 6:40:12 PM EDT by BLK_MAJK]
Originally Posted By Chokey:
how big was she?


FIFY

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:37:41 PM EDT
Good
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:37:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2013 6:39:12 PM EDT by cardboardkiller]
Originally Posted By Chokey:
how big was he?


Not broken now.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:38:44 PM EDT
So, i was asked by a couple of friends to take them to a bar. Two hours, they says. Two hours, then when we get home, you can drink.

Designated driver. Like some asshole.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:39:05 PM EDT
Post pics of stiches when you get out of ER.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:39:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ScoutDriver:
I just did also.


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:39:11 PM EDT
Your mom catch you mid stroke?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:39:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GovtThug:
So, i was asked by a couple of friends to take them to a bar. Two hours, they says. Two hours, then when we get home, you can drink.

Designated driver. Like some asshole.

How much was bail?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:39:54 PM EDT
Got in bed and found out she was a dude? Sorry man happens to the best of us...
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:40:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrTinkels:
Got in bed and found out she was a dude? Sorry man happens to the best of us...

No..........Just you.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:40:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:41:24 PM EDT
If all of GD posted every time they did something dumb, the rest of the stuff wouldn't make the front page.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:42:05 PM EDT
Well, so i agree to do this thing. So. we go there. Bear in mind, I don't usually do this kind of thing. Go to bars, or if I do, be the designated driver.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:42:19 PM EDT
Stop volunteering, jackass.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:42:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BLK_MAJK:
Originally Posted By Chokey:
how big was she?


FIFY



Pickle surprise, eh?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:44:52 PM EDT
Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:45:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ScoutDriver:
I just did also.


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:46:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GovtThug:
Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

YOU'RE CARRING/!?!?!?


WGHAT A FUCKING BABYKILLING MURDERDER!!!!!!!!!!

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:47:24 PM EDT
This style of story delivery is incompatible with my add.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:47:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GovtThug:
Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M.


You own a gun??
Tell us about it.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:48:14 PM EDT
So, I'm at the bar, ordering another coke. While I'm waiting for it, I turn around to watch the band, and I accidentally hit some guys drink with my elbow, Spills on him, and he drops the glass on the floor.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:48:23 PM EDT
The updates are making this story intense.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:48:46 PM EDT
Drunk watching is fun
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:49:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Covert8645:

Originally Posted By GovtThug:
Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

YOU'RE CARRING/!?!?!?


WGHAT A FUCKING BABYKILLING MURDERDER!!!!!!!!!!



I know, right? But there's no babies around, so obviously I'm frustrated.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:49:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Chokey:
how big was she?


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:50:01 PM EDT
At least tell us his name and screen name.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:50:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 6winchester2:
Originally Posted By BLK_MAJK:
Originally Posted By Chokey:
how big was she?


FIFY



Pickle surprise, eh?


Not big enough for him apparently.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:50:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Peengwin:
Stop volunteering, jackass.


Yeah, last time for that.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:50:42 PM EDT
So you spilled a drink on some guys jordans?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:08 PM EDT
They said two hours. Give them 1.75 hours and give them all a 15 minute warning. At 2 hours you tell them it's time to go and you're leaving. At 2 hours and 10 minutes, you leave whoever isn't in the car behind. Go home and drink in the knowledge that you are a good friend and held up your end of the bargain.
When they call asking where you are and begging you to come pick them up, tell them that you're drinking now and they'll need to find another ride home.
If drunk calling persists, turn off your phone.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GovtThug:
So, I'm at the bar, ordering another coke. While I'm waiting for it, I turn around to watch the band, and I accidentally hit some guys drink with my elbow, Spills on him, and he drops the glass on the floor.




Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GovtThug:
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.


Sounds like it's a learning opportunity, not a dumb action.
You recognized the error.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:23 PM EDT
Your not alone
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:28 PM EDT
Well, you shouldnt have been drinking, right?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:39 PM EDT
Did you say watch this and Hold my Beer in the the same sentence???
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:53:14 PM EDT
Anyway, I tell the guy I'm sorry, and say "let me get you a new drink". But he ain't having it.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:53:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GovtThug:
Originally Posted By Peengwin:
Stop volunteering, jackass.


Yeah, last time for that.



Time for an update... The suspense is too much. Get to the nd, ad, blade at 45, or "you will not touch my bar stool"
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:53:51 PM EDT
And he wanted a blow job instead?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:53:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JDennis:
Did you say watch this and Hold my Beer in the the same sentence???


I didn't have a beer, Try and keep up.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:54:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GovtThug:
Originally Posted By Peengwin:
Stop volunteering, jackass.


Yeah, last time for that.



Learn it. Love it. Live it.
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