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Posted: 2/16/2013 6:35:53 PM EDT
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
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So, i was asked by a couple of friends to take them to a bar. Two hours, they says. Two hours, then when we get home, you can drink.
Designated driver. Like some asshole. |
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Quoted: So, i was asked by a couple of friends to take them to a bar. Two hours, they says. Two hours, then when we get home, you can drink. Designated driver. Like some asshole. How much was bail? |
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Got in bed and found out she was a dude? Sorry man happens to the best of us...
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Quoted: Got in bed and found out she was a dude? Sorry man happens to the best of us... No..........Just you. |
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If all of GD posted every time they did something dumb, the rest of the stuff wouldn't make the front page.
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Well, so i agree to do this thing. So. we go there. Bear in mind, I don't usually do this kind of thing. Go to bars, or if I do, be the designated driver.
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Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M.
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Quoted: Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M. OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE CARRING/!?!?!? WGHAT A FUCKING BABYKILLING MURDERDER!!!!!!!!!! |
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Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M. You own a gun?? Tell us about it. |
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So, I'm at the bar, ordering another coke. While I'm waiting for it, I turn around to watch the band, and I accidentally hit some guys drink with my elbow, Spills on him, and he drops the glass on the floor.
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Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M. OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE CARRING/!?!?!? WGHAT A FUCKING BABYKILLING MURDERDER!!!!!!!!!! I know, right? But there's no babies around, so obviously I'm frustrated. |
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how big was she? FIFY Pickle surprise, eh? Not big enough for him apparently. |
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Stop volunteering, jackass. Yeah, last time for that. |
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They said two hours. Give them 1.75 hours and give them all a 15 minute warning. At 2 hours you tell them it's time to go and you're leaving. At 2 hours and 10 minutes, you leave whoever isn't in the car behind. Go home and drink in the knowledge that you are a good friend and held up your end of the bargain.
When they call asking where you are and begging you to come pick them up, tell them that you're drinking now and they'll need to find another ride home. If drunk calling persists, turn off your phone. |
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Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Sounds like it's a learning opportunity, not a dumb action. You recognized the error. |
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Did you say watch this and Hold my Beer in the the same sentence???
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Anyway, I tell the guy I'm sorry, and say "let me get you a new drink". But he ain't having it.
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Stop volunteering, jackass. Yeah, last time for that. Time for an update... The suspense is too much. Get to the nd, ad, blade at 45, or "you will not touch my bar stool" |
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Did you say watch this and Hold my Beer in the the same sentence??? I didn't have a beer, Try and keep up. |
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Stop volunteering, jackass. Yeah, last time for that. Learn it. Love it. Live it. |
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