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Posted: 2/16/2013 6:35:53 PM EDT
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:31 PM EDT
[#1]
I just did also.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:31 PM EDT
[#2]
Thanks for sharing
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:37 PM EDT
[#3]
Ambiguous post is ambiguous

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:37 PM EDT
[#4]
Care to share some details?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:39 PM EDT
[#5]
Vague,vague,vague,vague,vague.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:45 PM EDT
[#6]
I agree, this thread is pretty dumb.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:46 PM EDT
[#7]
Good for you. Thanks for the story.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:36:50 PM EDT
[#8]
how big was she?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:37:16 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
I agree, this thread is pretty dumb.


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:37:18 PM EDT
[#10]
What did you "accidentally" shoot?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:37:27 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
how big was she?


FIFY

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:37:41 PM EDT
[#12]
Good
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:37:49 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
how big was he?


Not broken now.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:38:44 PM EDT
[#14]
So, i was asked by a couple of friends to take them to a bar. Two hours, they says. Two hours, then when we get home, you can drink.

Designated driver. Like some asshole.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:39:05 PM EDT
[#15]
Post pics of stiches when you get out of ER.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:39:07 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
I just did also.


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:39:11 PM EDT
[#17]
Your mom catch you mid stroke?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:39:50 PM EDT
[#18]



Quoted:


So, i was asked by a couple of friends to take them to a bar. Two hours, they says. Two hours, then when we get home, you can drink.



Designated driver. Like some asshole.


How much was bail?



 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:39:54 PM EDT
[#19]
Got in bed and found out she was a dude? Sorry man happens to the best of us...
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:40:22 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:


Got in bed and found out she was a dude? Sorry man happens to the best of us...


No..........Just you.



 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:40:54 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:41:24 PM EDT
[#22]
If all of GD posted every time they did something dumb, the rest of the stuff wouldn't make the front page.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:42:05 PM EDT
[#23]
Well, so i agree to do this thing. So. we go there. Bear in mind, I don't usually do this kind of thing. Go to bars, or if I do, be the designated driver.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:42:19 PM EDT
[#24]
Stop volunteering, jackass.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:42:20 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
how big was she?


FIFY



Pickle surprise, eh?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:44:52 PM EDT
[#26]
Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:45:49 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
I just did also.


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:46:06 PM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:


Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M.


OH MY FUCKING GOD



YOU'RE CARRING/!?!?!?





WGHAT A FUCKING BABYKILLING MURDERDER!!!!!!!!!!





 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:47:24 PM EDT
[#29]
This style of story delivery is incompatible with my add.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:47:55 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M.


You own a gun??
Tell us about it.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:48:14 PM EDT
[#31]
So, I'm at the bar, ordering another coke. While I'm waiting for it, I turn around to watch the band, and I accidentally hit some guys drink with my elbow, Spills on him, and he drops the glass on the floor.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:48:23 PM EDT
[#32]
The updates are making this story intense.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:48:46 PM EDT
[#33]
Drunk watching is fun
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:49:32 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Anyway, so of course, I'm carrying. I'm sober, right? So. I'm carrying. P226. 4 P.M.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

YOU'RE CARRING/!?!?!?


WGHAT A FUCKING BABYKILLING MURDERDER!!!!!!!!!!

 


I know, right? But there's no babies around, so obviously I'm frustrated.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:49:44 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
how big was she?


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:50:01 PM EDT
[#36]
At least tell us his name and screen name.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:50:24 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
how big was she?


FIFY



Pickle surprise, eh?


Not big enough for him apparently.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:50:34 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Stop volunteering, jackass.


Yeah, last time for that.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:50:42 PM EDT
[#39]
So you spilled a drink on some guys jordans?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:08 PM EDT
[#40]
They said two hours. Give them 1.75 hours and give them all a 15 minute warning. At 2 hours you tell them it's time to go and you're leaving. At 2 hours and 10 minutes, you leave whoever isn't in the car behind. Go home and drink in the knowledge that you are a good friend and held up your end of the bargain.
When they call asking where you are and begging you to come pick them up, tell them that you're drinking now and they'll need to find another ride home.
If drunk calling persists, turn off your phone.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:17 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
So, I'm at the bar, ordering another coke. While I'm waiting for it, I turn around to watch the band, and I accidentally hit some guys drink with my elbow, Spills on him, and he drops the glass on the floor.




Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:18 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.


Sounds like it's a learning opportunity, not a dumb action.
You recognized the error.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:23 PM EDT
[#43]
Your not alone
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:28 PM EDT
[#44]
Well, you shouldnt have been drinking, right?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:39 PM EDT
[#45]
Did you say watch this and Hold my Beer in the the same sentence???
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:53:14 PM EDT
[#46]
Anyway, I tell the guy I'm sorry, and say "let me get you a new drink". But he ain't having it.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:53:32 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stop volunteering, jackass.


Yeah, last time for that.



Time for an update... The suspense is too much.  Get to the nd, ad, blade at 45, or "you will not touch my bar stool"
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:53:51 PM EDT
[#48]
And he wanted a blow job instead?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:53:59 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Did you say watch this and Hold my Beer in the the same sentence???


I didn't have a beer, Try and keep up.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:54:14 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stop volunteering, jackass.


Yeah, last time for that.



Learn it. Love it. Live it.
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