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Posted: 10/29/2010 5:42:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 5:45:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 5:46:06 AM EDT
Better get on that.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 5:46:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 5:46:48 AM EDT
Wow. That would be a NO/NO
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 5:47:00 AM EDT
So they want people to vote on the creation of some more government jobs, in this case for the specific needs of any possible interactions with intelligent Alien life?

Also, just how many South Americans have come creeping into Colorado to justify having Spanish on that also?

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 5:53:26 AM EDT
I want that job!

Hire a bunch of people here and set up the Hostile "Alien Reaction Force".
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 5:56:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ferretrodeo:
I want that job!

Hire a bunch of people here and set up the Hostile "Alien Reaction Force".


It is not all that hard to get a question put on the ballot perhaps we locals should try to get that one in via the next election.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:07:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Cromlech:
So they want people to vote on the creation of some more government jobs, in this case for the specific needs of any possible interactions with intelligent Alien life?

Also, just how many South Americans have come creeping into Colorado to justify having Spanish on that also?




As one of the more friendly sanctuary cities in the country, thanks to Mayor Hickenlooper...there's a lot.

Hickenlooper was in my town earlier this week with his "Giddyup & Vote" entourage. Rated one pic & a short blurb on the back page of the local paper.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:22:27 AM EDT

Very embraassed here, that a member from OH has to point out our shortcomings....

Ah,Denver County... FU !

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:23:32 AM EDT
Why is that shit in Mexican?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:27:52 AM EDT
Stupid shit like that is why most places need to tighten up what gets on the ballot.

That's worse than the Pregnant Pig Amendment that is now part of the Florida State Constitution.

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:37:14 AM EDT
I can't believe California did not get in on that first.

We always seem to be on the cutting edge of stupid.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:47:49 AM EDT
Denver? Yeah, that's about right.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 6:49:01 AM EDT
Si!!!

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:02:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Procyon:
Why is that shit in Mexican?


Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:29:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:31:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Procyon:
Why is that shit in Mexican?


Sad, isn't it?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:31:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:36:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 7:36:55 AM EDT by Hellraiser]
That's fucked up that it has spanish instructions as well, I expect that here in El Paso, but Denver? Where are the other languages? Why isn't there a Korean version as well - oh that's right, we learned to fucking read english when we came to the USA like most other immigrants from Europe and Asia rather than expecting the new country to fucking cater to us. I would vote Si - why the fuck not.

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:52:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 7:54:36 AM EDT by Kevyn]
Originally Posted By Cromlech:
So they want people to vote on the creation of some more government jobs, in this case for the specific needs of any possible interactions with intelligent Alien life?

Also, just how many South Americans have come creeping into Colorado to justify having Spanish on that also?



on the Spanish language part... Colorado has a long and rich history of Spanish/Mexican citizens. Historically, cattle and horses moved North/South from Montana to Texas/Mexico through the valley east of the Rocky Mountains. Mexican cowboys were a staple along the trail bringing their families and settling in every city along the way. Truthfully, there are very large populations of hispanic citizens all through the area... however, for the most part, they've been settled there for generations quietly being good citizens. I'd be willing to bet a beer that any Mexican in Denver going to vote 'legally' can speak and read English...
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 7:54:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Taft:
I can't believe California did not get in on that first.

We always seem to be on the cutting edge of stupid.



Maybe we can start bashing Colorado now.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:29:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Hellraiser:
That's fucked up that it has spanish instructions as well, I expect that here in El Paso, but Denver? Where are the other languages? Why isn't there a Korean version as well - oh that's right, we learned to fucking read english when we came to the USA like most other immigrants from Europe and Asia rather than expecting the new country to fucking cater to us. I would vote Si - why the fuck not.



I see as many Mexicans in CO as I do in TX when I visit. My mother lives in a Denver suburb, the most common kind of music I hear anywhere out there is fucking mariachi music... If you've never been there you'd be in for a surprise, I was when I first went out.

Makes me happy to be a PA'er, when we have an illegal problem here, all hope is lost...
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:32:15 AM EDT
I'm quite confident that an extraterrestrial influence already exists at Denver International.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:34:10 AM EDT
What the fuck these folks in Denver smoking, snorting, or chugging?


They must be drinking that warm Coors from the drugstore.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:35:22 AM EDT
Dear Denver,

We're glad we're up-wind from you.

Sincerely,

Colorado Springs

_MaH
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:35:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By klinc:

Originally Posted By Procyon:
Why is that shit in Mexican?


Sad, isn't it?


Got to reach the majority of the voters.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:39:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:39:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Cromlech:
So they want people to vote on the creation of some more government jobs, in this case for the specific needs of any possible interactions with intelligent Alien life?

Also, just how many South Americans have come creeping into Colorado to justify having Spanish on that also?



IIRC the population of the Denver area is 30-35% Hispanic.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:40:46 AM EDT
About time
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:43:16 AM EDT
Well if you had an alien affairs officer the appropriate intergalactic language would already be on that ballot incase they show up Tuesday and want to vote too. Not just the illegal ones.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:43:42 AM EDT
Requirement for citizenship is the ability to speak the language, no?

Requirement to vote is citizenship.

Therefore.........

http://www.us-immigration-attorney.com/citizenship.htm
Language

Applicants for naturalization must be able to read, write, speak, and understand words in ordinary usage in the English language. Applicants exempt from this requirement are those who on the date of filing:

  • have been residing in the United States subsequent to a lawful admission for permanent residence for at least 15 years and are over 55 years of age;

  • have been residing in the United States subsequent to a lawful admission for permanent residence for at least 20 years and are over 50 years of age; or

  • have a medically determinable physical or mental impairment, where the impairment affects the applicant’s ability to learn English.)

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:44:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dex357:
What the fuck these folks in Denver smoking, snorting, or chugging?


They must be drinking that warm Coors from the drugstore.


They don't drink Coors. They drink Bud.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:45:12 AM EDT
I for one am glad they're taking the subject and possibility seriously. +1 for denver
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:48:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/29/2010 8:50:21 AM EDT by testify4]
When Denver voters were asked about major issues they wanted addressed they said, "We're concerned about the growing alien presence."

The lawmakers went on a retreat to the mountains for 2 weeks and this is what we got.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:49:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:50:31 AM EDT
Oh, no, it's worse than you expected. I just moved to Michigan


Originally Posted By TaosBob101:

Very embraassed here, that a member from OH has to point out our shortcomings....

Ah,Denver County... FU !



Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:18:45 PM EDT
an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission. The panel would promote "harmonious, peaceful, mutually respectful and beneficial coexistence" between earthlings and extraterrestrials, in part by developing protocols for "diplomatic contact."

Look, if there coming here it's for food not to make new friends...
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:39:00 PM EDT
Several Democraps will have fat bank accounts if that passes.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:39:50 PM EDT


Did they legalize weed, or something?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:43:53 PM EDT
I'd vote yes if I thought I could get the job. I could get paid to surf GD all day long, as this place breaks news faster than Reuters.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:43:59 PM EDT
The folks running this country need to stop smoking crack.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:44:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Procyon:
Why is that shit in Mexican?

18% homies
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:45:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By testify4:
When Denver voters were asked about major issues they wanted addressed they said, "We're concerned about the growing alien presence."

The lawmakers went on a retreat to the mountains for 2 weeks and this is what we got.

Are you serious?



Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:47:07 PM EDT
That means SOMETHING is coming...
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:54:59 PM EDT
why is that shit in spanish?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:56:58 PM EDT
el esto beginno!

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:59:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BlackSwan:
why is that shit in spanish?


Link Posted: 10/29/2010 1:00:46 PM EDT
Sanctuary City. Hickenlooper will fast track their citizenship.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 1:03:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By akethan:
Originally Posted By BlackSwan:
why is that shit in spanish?



Es un nuevo mundo valiente.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 1:05:41 PM EDT
I picture a guy like Dale Gribble behind this.

I can't believe that made the ballot. Out of all the issues that need dealing with and they instead waste time on this junk. Its funny yet sad.
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