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Durkin Tactical Franklin Armory
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Posted: 4/30/2009 12:39:36 PM EDT
Since I learned that dowsing rods can detect water, gold, buried electric lines, and the sex of decomposed bodies, does anyone know how effective they would be at detecting swine flu virus?

I have a couple of old coat hangers laying around and I wondered if I should maybe bend them into an "L" shape and bring em with me to Walmart on my next ammo run.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:40:40 PM EDT
I wonder if they work on liberals too.
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:43:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/30/2009 12:43:42 PM EDT
Are you trying to divide by 0 or something, fucker?
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