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Posted: 5/6/2004 5:48:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2004 3:38:13 PM EST by jadams951]
Last night got a text message from this girl I've been talking to and she's in Hawaii now. The text message woke me up and I swore when I looked at it it said something about she wanted to talk dirty to me. When I get up this morning and look at it again I see it says that she just wants to talk to me.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 5:53:24 AM EST
Watch "40 Days and 40 Nights"

It is hilarious, and you will see all the signs of sexual withdrawl.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 5:54:31 AM EST
You are suffering from DSB: Deadly Sperm Build-up.

Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:05:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2004 6:06:17 AM EST by thebeekeeper1]
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:11:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By jadams951:
Last night got a text message from this girl I've been talking to and she's in Hawaii now. The text message woke me up and I swore when I looked at it it said something about she wanted to talk dirty to me. When I get up this morning and look at it again I see it says that she just wants to talk to me.



There are several on this board who will gladly talk dirty to you. (Sgtar15 comes to mind.)

ETA: As a bonus, sex seems to be his favorite subject to talk about.



NO THANKS...I'll do without
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:12:47 AM EST
I have just recently decided to cut my wife off from sex.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:22:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I have just recently decided to cut my wife off from sex.

Sgtar15



we don't care
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:23:53 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:25:08 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/6/2004 6:25:49 AM EST by threefiftynone]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I have just recently decided to cut my wife off from sex.

Sgtar15



You need to find out where she's getting it before you can cut her off.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:26:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By jadams951:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I have just recently decided to cut my wife off from sex.

Sgtar15



we don't care



Yeah, aparantly neither did she...
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:30:07 AM EST
Mrs. FLAL1A once threatened to cut me off. I asked how I would know when it started. While I am still not sure whether she ever did cut me off, it did stop her from talking at me for a while.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:34:02 AM EST
Tell her what you THOUGHT she messaged. Maybe she'll oblige. Airfares to Hawaii are affordable.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:38:25 AM EST
your hands don't work?
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:54:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By hound:
your hands don't work?



Dude, that's cold.

He a double amputee.

TRG
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:56:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By hound:
your hands don't work?



Dude, that's cold.

He a double amputee.

TRG



They can do wonderful things with prosthetics now a days.

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:50:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By hound:
your hands don't work?



Dude, that's cold.

He a double amputee.

TRG



They can do wonderful things with prosthetics now a days.

Sgatr15



There once was a man from Nantucket...

TRG
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 8:01:25 AM EST
Must be tough.

Been 15 hours for me and I'M hallucinating.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 8:05:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
Mrs. FLAL1A once threatened to cut me off. I asked how I would know when it started. While I am still not sure whether she ever did cut me off, it did stop her from talking at me for a while.



Link Posted: 5/6/2004 8:20:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By hound:
your hands don't work?



Dude, that's cold.

He a double amputee.

TRG



They can do wonderful things with prosthetics now a days.

Sgatr15



There once was a man from Nantucket...

TRG




who's c*ck was so long he could suck it.

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin.

if my ear was a c*nt i would f*ck it
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 9:33:49 AM EST
Do I detect a hint of Portugese in your post?
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 3:39:27 PM EST
Just got done talking with her on the phone. I must have deleted the original message because she said that she did say the dirty talk comment. Turns out a bit too much drink in Maui.

But I did find out she gets really loose after she's been drinking.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 3:41:48 PM EST
Buy her a web cam and a bottle.

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 3:44:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Buy her a web cam and a bottle.

SGtar15



I've got a web cam
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 3:45:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Buy her a web cam and a bottle.

SGtar15



SCREW that buy a plane ticket and bottle o' lube!
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 4:01:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Buy her a web cam and a bottle.

SGtar15



now that sir is good advice
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 4:09:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Buy her a web cam and a bottle.

SGtar15



SCREW that buy a plane ticket and bottle o' lube!



and thats even better advice
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 3:00:21 AM EST
Relax, you'll get used to it, jadams951. I haven't been laid since June of 1991 (end of high school) and I am feeling OK. No problem!
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 3:02:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I have just recently decided to cut my wife off from sex.

Sgtar15



For which, I am sure, she is eternally grateful .

Link Posted: 5/7/2004 4:46:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By second:
Relax, you'll get used to it, jadams951. I haven't been laid since June of 1991 (end of high school) and I am feeling OK. No problem!



WTF...I will never be that bad and why haven't you gotten laid in that long a time? What's wrong with you or is it a personal choice? That's ten times worse than LT
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 1:48:41 PM EST
Sh**t! How much time you got for my story?
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 2:32:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By jadams951:
Just got done talking with her on the phone. I must have deleted the original message because she said that she did say the dirty talk comment. Turns out a bit too much drink in Maui.

But I did find out she gets really loose after she's been drinking.



If she is still 'loose' when she gets back from Maui, You know what she has been up to.
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