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Posted: 5/6/2004 6:48:44 AM EDT
Last night got a text message from this girl I've been talking to and she's in Hawaii now.  The text message woke me up and I swore when I looked at it it said something about she wanted to talk dirty to me.  When I get up this morning and look at it again I see it says that she just wants to talk to me.  
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:53:24 AM EDT
Watch "40 Days and 40 Nights"

It is hilarious, and you will see all the signs of sexual withdrawl.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 6:54:31 AM EDT
You are suffering from DSB: Deadly Sperm Build-up.

Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:05:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:11:12 AM EDT

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Last night got a text message from this girl I've been talking to and she's in Hawaii now.  The text message woke me up and I swore when I looked at it it said something about she wanted to talk dirty to me.  When I get up this morning and look at it again I see it says that she just wants to talk to me.  



There are several on this board who will gladly talk dirty to you.  (Sgtar15 comes to mind.)  

ETA:  As a bonus, sex seems to be his favorite subject to talk about.  



NO THANKS...I'll do without
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:12:47 AM EDT
I have just recently decided to cut my wife off from sex.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:22:17 AM EDT

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I have just recently decided to cut my wife off from sex.

Sgtar15



we don't care
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:23:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:25:08 AM EDT

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I have just recently decided to cut my wife off from sex.

Sgtar15



You need to find out where she's getting it before you can cut her off.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:26:23 AM EDT

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I have just recently decided to cut my wife off from sex.

Sgtar15



we don't care



Yeah, aparantly neither did she...
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:30:07 AM EDT
Mrs. FLAL1A once threatened to cut me off. I asked how I would know when it started. While I am still not sure whether she ever did cut me off, it did stop her from talking at me for a while.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:34:02 AM EDT
Tell her what you THOUGHT she messaged. Maybe she'll oblige. Airfares to Hawaii are affordable.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:38:25 AM EDT
your hands don't work?
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:54:52 AM EDT

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your hands don't work?



Dude, that's cold.

He a double amputee.

TRG
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 7:56:46 AM EDT

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your hands don't work?



Dude, that's cold.

He a double amputee.

TRG



They can do wonderful things with prosthetics now a days.

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 8:50:44 AM EDT

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your hands don't work?



Dude, that's cold.

He a double amputee.

TRG



They can do wonderful things with prosthetics now a days.

Sgatr15



There once was a man from Nantucket...

TRG
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 9:01:25 AM EDT
Must be tough.

Been 15 hours for me and I'M hallucinating.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 9:05:34 AM EDT

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Mrs. FLAL1A once threatened to cut me off. I asked how I would know when it started. While I am still not sure whether she ever did cut me off, it did stop her from talking at me for a while.



Link Posted: 5/6/2004 9:20:37 AM EDT

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your hands don't work?



Dude, that's cold.

He a double amputee.

TRG



They can do wonderful things with prosthetics now a days.

Sgatr15



There once was a man from Nantucket...

TRG




who's c*ck was so long he could suck it.

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin.

if my ear was a c*nt i would f*ck it
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 10:33:49 AM EDT
Do I detect a hint of Portugese in your post?
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 4:39:27 PM EDT
Just got done talking with her on the phone.  I must have deleted the original message because she said that she did say the dirty talk comment.  Turns out a bit too much drink in Maui.

But I did find out she gets really loose after she's been drinking.
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 4:41:48 PM EDT
Buy her a web cam and a bottle.

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 4:44:20 PM EDT

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Buy her a web cam and a bottle.

SGtar15



I've got a web cam
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 4:45:51 PM EDT

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Buy her a web cam and a bottle.

SGtar15



SCREW that buy a plane ticket and bottle o' lube!
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 5:01:26 PM EDT

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Buy her a web cam and a bottle.

SGtar15



now that sir is good advice
Link Posted: 5/6/2004 5:09:52 PM EDT

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Buy her a web cam and a bottle.

SGtar15



SCREW that buy a plane ticket and bottle o' lube!



and thats even better advice
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 4:00:21 AM EDT
Relax, you'll get used to it, jadams951.  I haven't been laid since June of 1991 (end of high school) and I am feeling OK.  No problem!
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 4:02:50 AM EDT

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I have just recently decided to cut my wife off from sex.

Sgtar15



For which, I am sure, she is eternally grateful .

Link Posted: 5/7/2004 5:46:42 AM EDT

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Relax, you'll get used to it, jadams951.  I haven't been laid since June of 1991 (end of high school) and I am feeling OK.  No problem!



WTF...I will never be that bad and why haven't you gotten laid in that long a time?  What's wrong with you or is it a personal choice?  That's ten times worse than LT
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 2:48:41 PM EDT
Sh**t!  How much time you got for my story?
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 3:32:08 PM EDT

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Just got done talking with her on the phone.  I must have deleted the original message because she said that she did say the dirty talk comment.  Turns out a bit too much drink in Maui.

But I did find out she gets really loose after she's been drinking.



If she is still 'loose' when she gets back from Maui, You know what she has been up to.
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