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Posted: 5/6/2004 6:53:24 AM EDT
[#1]
Watch "40 Days and 40 Nights"
It is hilarious, and you will see all the signs of sexual withdrawl. 
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Posted: 5/6/2004 6:54:31 AM EDT
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You are suffering from DSB: Deadly Sperm Build-up.
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:05:34 AM EDT
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There are several on this board who will gladly talk dirty to you. (Sgtar15 comes to mind.)  ETA: As a bonus, sex seems to be his favorite subject to talk about. 
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:11:12 AM EDT
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NO THANKS...I'll do without |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:12:47 AM EDT
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I have just recently decided to cut my wife off from sex.
Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:22:17 AM EDT
[#6]
 we don't care
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:23:53 AM EDT
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I lied!
 I'm going back to the Equipment Exchange now, carry on... |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:25:08 AM EDT
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You need to find out where she's getting it before you can cut her off.
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:26:23 AM EDT
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Yeah, aparantly neither did she... 
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:30:07 AM EDT
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Mrs. FLAL1A once threatened to cut me off. I asked how I would know when it started. While I am still not sure whether she ever did cut me off, it did stop her from talking at me for a while.
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:34:02 AM EDT
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Tell her what you THOUGHT she messaged. Maybe she'll oblige. Airfares to Hawaii are affordable.
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:38:25 AM EDT
[#12]
your hands don't work?
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:54:52 AM EDT
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Dude, that's cold. He a double amputee. TRG |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:56:46 AM EDT
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They can do wonderful things with prosthetics now a days. Sgatr15 |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:50:44 AM EDT
[#15]
There once was a man from Nantucket... TRG |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 9:01:25 AM EDT
[#16]
Must be tough.
Been 15 hours for me and I'M hallucinating. |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 9:05:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/6/2004 9:20:37 AM EDT
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who's c*ck was so long he could suck it. he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin. if my ear was a c*nt i would f*ck it |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 10:33:49 AM EDT
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Do I detect a hint of Portugese in your post?
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Posted: 5/6/2004 4:39:27 PM EDT
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Just got done talking with her on the phone. I must have deleted the original message because she said that she did say the dirty talk comment. Turns out a bit too much drink in Maui.
But I did find out she gets really loose after she's been drinking. |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 4:41:48 PM EDT
[#21]
Buy her a web cam and a bottle.
SGtar15 |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 4:44:20 PM EDT
[#22]
I've got a web cam 
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Posted: 5/6/2004 4:45:51 PM EDT
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SCREW that buy a plane ticket and bottle o' lube! 
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Posted: 5/6/2004 5:01:26 PM EDT
[#24]
now that sir is good advice |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 5:09:52 PM EDT
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and thats even better advice |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 4:00:21 AM EDT
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Relax, you'll get used to it, jadams951. I haven't been laid since June of 1991 (end of high school) and I am feeling OK. No problem!
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Posted: 5/7/2004 4:02:50 AM EDT
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For which, I am sure, she is eternally grateful .
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Posted: 5/7/2004 5:46:42 AM EDT
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WTF...I will never be that bad and why haven't you gotten laid in that long a time? What's wrong with you or is it a personal choice? That's ten times worse than LT |
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Posted: 5/7/2004 2:48:41 PM EDT
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Sh**t! How much time you got for my story?
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Posted: 5/7/2004 3:32:08 PM EDT
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If she is still 'loose' when she gets back from Maui, You know what she has been up to. 
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