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Posted: 4/29/2013 11:18:03 AM EDT

...Trucker buddy had an issue with a shipment, he was forced to buy 300# of mozzarella cheese. Sargento 1# logs.

I bought 10 pounds for $20.

inb4 csb

ETA: Modified my deal to 10# of Mozz and THIRTEEN FUCKING POUNDS OF ROMANO.

All mozz not pictured:

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:18:55 AM EDT

[#1]

What kind? Whole milk, or the skim-milk abomination?

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:19:49 AM EDT

[#2]

I'll take 5

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:20:38 AM EDT

[#3]

I need a bad trucker buddy :(

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:21:01 AM EDT

[#4]

Whole.

I think I'll give some to my mom and hope it makes her forget http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1477332_Smoking__multiple_cat_mother_wants_my_as_yet_unfinished_investment_apartment_____Help.html&page=1

And give a whole pile to my Italian mother in law and have her make something delicious.

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:22:14 AM EDT

[#5]

Why was your trucker buddy stuck with the cheese? Isn't he just a driver?

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:22:48 AM EDT

[#6]

What was the issue? No meat fell off with the cheese?

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:23:03 AM EDT

[#7]

When I was a kid, my dad worked for a trucking company that hauled for a few different grocery stores in the southeast. We got all kinds of goodies here and there when pallets would get busted up and smashed, since the store couldn't accept them, the driver would carry them back to the shop and the company would divvy things up amongst everyone who worked there, versus just throwing good products in the dumpster.

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:23:28 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Why was your trucker buddy stuck with the cheese? Isn't he just a driver?

Owner/operator. I don't know the back story yet. I'll ask before I actually buy, he's supposed to swing by later tonight.

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:24:00 AM EDT

[#9]

So, why was he forced to buy it? He fuck up a delivery?

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Posted: 4/29/2013 11:24:33 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
What was the issue? No meat fell off with the cheese?

He's being very overt about it, as in an angry post on facebook about the '300 fucking pounds of cheese I just had to buy'. I don't think this is a fell off the truck ordeal.

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:24:39 AM EDT

[#11]

Damn, your gonna need 1 lb of Craisans to unstuff you after all that cheese!

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:29:35 AM EDT

[#12]

So what's going to be the dish for the dinner pic ?

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:32:36 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
...Trucker buddy had an issue with a shipment, he was forced to buy 300# of mozzarella cheese. Sargento 1# logs.

I bought 10 pounds for $20.

inb4 csb

White Van Cheese Scam?

Check the cheese for a "Made in China" stamp before it catches on fire and burns down your house.

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:33:46 AM EDT

[#14]

RIP OP's cornhole

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:35:06 AM EDT

[#15]

Is it easy being cheesy?

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:35:21 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Why was your trucker buddy stuck with the cheese? Isn't he just a driver?

Never ask questions of a trucker buddy. Just get yer wallet out, then de-ass.

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:36:10 AM EDT

[#17]

Better stock up.

Super lax

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:36:49 AM EDT

[#18]

Temperature problems would be my first choice as to why he had to eat the cost of the cheese.

OP, cheese does freeze very well. I prefer to rap it in foil and then freeze it. You can freeze shredded cheese too.

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:39:56 AM EDT

[#19]

Why only 10?

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:52:03 AM EDT

[#20]

WTF are you gonna do with all that cheese? You are gonna be one constipated mo-fo if you eat all that! LOL!

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:52:54 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Why only 10?

Whole milk mozzarella doesn't last too long on the fridge. Though there's a notion about freezing it above I plan on exploring.

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:53:42 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Why only 10?

IDK, it was a round number and seemed like a good value vs. cost breakpoint.

Dinner pics will have to wait til tomorrow, since we both work til stupidly late tonight. But it will involve: Cheese

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:54:03 AM EDT

[#23]

Where do I send payment for 10 lbs? please ship to:.......Me

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:56:23 AM EDT

[#24]

Why not cheddar?

Posted: 4/29/2013 11:57:27 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Where do I send payment for 10 lbs? please ship to:.......Me

ARFCOM group cheese buy. LOL

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:00:48 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Why was your trucker buddy stuck with the cheese? Isn't he just a driver?

Owner/operator. I don't know the back story yet. I'll ask before I actually buy, he's supposed to swing by later tonight.

Late night back alley cheese deal.

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:01:57 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Why not cheddar?

Fresh out of cheddar just now.........

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:02:35 PM EDT

[#28]

Zetti or Lasagna is in your near future.

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:02:56 PM EDT

[#29]

Take it to Canada and sell it. It's like gold up there.

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:04:32 PM EDT

[#30]

I was drawn to this thread.

I felt a disturbance in the force.

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:05:01 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
...Trucker buddy had an issue with a shipment, he was forced to buy 300# of mozzarella cheese. Sargento 1# logs.

I bought 10 pounds for $20.

inb4 csb

White Van Cheese Scam?

Check the cheese for a "Made in China" stamp before it catches on fire and burns down your house.

Lead based mozz.

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:14:24 PM EDT

[#32]

I'm as interested to hear the back story as you guys are. Hopefully he delivers (Pun intended).

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:27:47 PM EDT

[#33]

Whole cows milk mozzerella is gross

Real Italian buffalo mozzerella is so much better but you cannot get it in
The US. Tastes like American mozzerella If you took the best mozzerella you've eaten
And added real butter to it

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:27:57 PM EDT

[#34]

Dammit, the cheese panic will never end if people don't stop buying cheese they don't need.

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:30:41 PM EDT

[#35]

Didn't Sargento tell some unions to pound sand recently, or piss of the Obama administration?

I recall reminding myself to buy some Sargento cheese for some sort of political reason...

Speed

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:32:28 PM EDT

[#36]

Mozz freezes well (or at least we've never had any problems with it)

Too bad we're not closer - 10lb for $20 is a buy, especially Sargento.

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:35:24 PM EDT

[#37]

Hot Cheetos-crusted mozzarella sticks...

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:40:17 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
So what's going to be the dish for the dinner pic ?

Imitation crabmeat fondue.

It 'fell off the truck' but its perfectly fine. He just has too much.

Posted: 4/29/2013 12:44:10 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
...Trucker buddy had an issue with a shipment, he was forced to buy 300# of mozzarella cheese. Sargento 1# logs.

I bought 10 pounds for $20.

inb4 csb

You are going to be stove up

Posted: 4/29/2013 1:04:27 PM EDT

[#40]

Decades ago My Uncle Hugh worked the truck scales for the State of MT.

He once scored a 100# bag of popcorn. It lasted for years.

The Ol' Crew Chief

Posted: 4/29/2013 1:16:01 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Whole cows milk mozzerella is gross

Real Italian buffalo mozzerella is so much better but you cannot get it in

The US. Tastes like American mozzerella If you took the best mozzerella you've eaten

And added real butter to it

You can get the buffalo mozzerella in Italian stores,I buy it all the time.If I can get it in FL you can get it just about anywhere.

Posted: 4/29/2013 1:20:53 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Whole cows milk mozzerella is gross

Real Italian buffalo mozzerella is so much better but you cannot get it in

The US. Tastes like American mozzerella If you took the best mozzerella you've eaten

And added real butter to it

I buy Italian buffalo mozzarella all the time; I also buy real Italian pecorino romano and Italian fontinella...all made with goat's milk in Italy

They sell that stuff at all the grocery stores here and even our Sam's Club. Christ, how many wood fired/coal fired pizza places are here in the US that use Italian buffalo mozzarella

Italian cheese, deli meats, candies, etc... are far from a rare commodity

Speed

Posted: 4/29/2013 1:24:46 PM EDT

[#43]

I'll trade you for some crab meat.

Posted: 4/29/2013 1:24:53 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Whole cows milk mozzerella is gross

Real Italian buffalo mozzerella is so much better but you cannot get it in
The US. Tastes like American mozzerella If you took the best mozzerella you've eaten
And added real butter to it

This is true, except the not getting it here part. Wegman's occasionally imports it. Still the best is buying it fresh in Italy. It's impossible to eat regular cows mozzarella after you've had buffalo mozzarella.

Posted: 4/29/2013 1:27:01 PM EDT

[#45]

Make a ton of fried mozzarella, I recommend frying 1/4 - 1/2 pound blocks. Slice the blocks around an inch thick, bread and fry. Serve with homemade marinara sauce and fresh bread rolls. Your life will then be complete

Posted: 4/29/2013 6:00:59 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
You are going to be stove up

But it's *SO* worth it!

Posted: 4/29/2013 6:08:31 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Hot Cheetos-crusted mozzarella sticks...

http://cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Hot_Cheetos_cheesesticks.jpg

Dammit I so want to make those now.

Posted: 4/29/2013 6:11:06 PM EDT

[#48]

fell off the truck huh?

Teamsters will steal what they cannot fleece from you.

We really should just have Mexicans drive our long haul freight. At least the fat slobs here can realize how bad they fucked up their $100k+ jerbs by steeling fucking cheese.

Posted: 4/29/2013 6:13:36 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
fell off the truck huh?

Teamsters will steal what they cannot fleece from you.

We really should just have Mexicans drive our long haul freight. At least the fat slobs here can realize how bad they fucked up their $100k+ jerbs by steeling fucking cheese.

I guess you missed the forced to buy part. Shit does happen.

Posted: 4/29/2013 6:16:17 PM EDT

[#50]

I predict that your TP usage will drop significantly.

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