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Posted: 12/13/2013 7:09:36 PM EST

I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me.

SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:10:35 PM EST
Lucky
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:10:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By Roebuck:

I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me.

SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes.
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Cool story bro
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:11:10 PM EST
Classy
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:11:10 PM EST
Everyone needs a hobby.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:11:10 PM EST
Guess you know how to achieve 20 minutes of quiet now.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:11:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By Roebuck:

I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me.

SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes.
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You're a little bitch lol love you
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:11:57 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:12:09 PM EST
Man up. Apologize and move on.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:12:42 PM EST


My wife stopped giving me the "silent treatment" when she figured out that I liked it.




Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:12:45 PM EST
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Originally Posted By djsmiles:
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You go to jail for that these days...






Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:13:22 PM EST
OP is really just too embarrassed to admit his SO got tired of his small penis.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:13:23 PM EST
are you enjoying your 20 minutes of peace and quiet?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:13:35 PM EST
You queefed? Gross.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:14:51 PM EST
What did you eat? I would love to reproduce the effects at work.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:15:45 PM EST
String a few together!! 60 minutes of golden silence.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:16:29 PM EST
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Originally Posted By steelycr:
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Actually no he wasn't. He was whining for me to stop.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:16:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 7:16:59 PM EST by Roebuck]
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Originally Posted By Radin79:
What did you eat? I would love to reproduce the effects at work.
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Fuddruckers, 1/4 lb with lettuces, a shit ton of onions. Fries dipped in nacho cheese, Gratuitous amounts of coffee, Black beans.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:17:08 PM EST
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Originally Posted By CWO:
Classy
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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:18:18 PM EST
I've been married so long most farts (hers or mine) go unnoticed.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:19:06 PM EST
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Originally Posted By CWO:
Classy
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I mean, seriously...
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:21:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By Roebuck:

I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me.

SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes.
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Hahaha who really gives a fuck.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:22:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By Roebuck:

I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me.

SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes.
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da fuck?


Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:22:12 PM EST

Would rip a fart like that if you were trying to date her?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:22:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:22:43 PM EST
Well...at least she didn't break your dick in half.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:23:02 PM EST
I've been married long enough my wife would ask me why I did not wait for the Dutch Oven....

Sometimes it happens. She should get over it.

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:23:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By BoxofRox:
Well...at least she didn't break your dick in half.
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I guess you missed the OTHER thread a while back.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:23:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ovrtym:

Would rip a fart like that if you were trying to date her?
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But i did.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:24:02 PM EST
My SO competes with me to try to have stinkier farts. She loses alot
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:24:05 PM EST
I always loved the silent treatment.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:24:20 PM EST
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Originally Posted By steelycr:
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Im here with you guys.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:25:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GLOCKENNBOOMER:
Lucky
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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:25:31 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Roebuck:


I guess you missed the OTHER thread a while back.
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Originally Posted By Roebuck:
Originally Posted By BoxofRox:
Well...at least she didn't break your dick in half this time.


I guess you missed the OTHER thread a while back.


Edited for clarity
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:26:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GLOCKENNBOOMER:
Lucky
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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:26:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By Roebuck:

I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me.

SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes.
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And the downside of that is what?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:26:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 7:26:38 PM EST by EdgyWolf]
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Originally Posted By Russm:
My SO competes with me to try to have stinkier farts. She loses alot
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I win this battle with Roebuck here every time.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:27:45 PM EST
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Originally Posted By EdgyWolf:


I win this battle with Roebuck here every time.
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Originally Posted By EdgyWolf:
Originally Posted By Russm:
My SO competes with me to try to have stinkier farts. She loses alot


I win this battle with Roebuck here every time.


you dutch ovened me
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:27:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Packin:


And the downside of that is what?
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Originally Posted By Packin:
Originally Posted By Roebuck:

I ripped the wettest, longest, fart , was pretty loud even the dog looked at me.

SO put me on timeout, wont talk to me for 20 minutes.


And the downside of that is what?


The downside is he doesn't like silence while I on the other hand do enjoy it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:28:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Roebuck:


you dutch ovened me
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Originally Posted By Roebuck:
Originally Posted By EdgyWolf:
Originally Posted By Russm:
My SO competes with me to try to have stinkier farts. She loses alot


I win this battle with Roebuck here every time.


you dutch ovened me


I got you in your FACE too
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:28:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Radin79:
What did you eat? I would love to reproduce the effects at work.
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Eat a large order of Burger King onion rings and 5 Fiber One bars and you will achieve your stated goal.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:29:57 PM EST
She put you in "timeout"?

Once you are out of your timeout, ask her for your testicles back.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:30:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 7:33:04 PM EST by kayamana]
Pics, EdgyWolf?

Wait, are you both guys? By asking for pics, I'm requesting pics of the female in the relationship...
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:30:39 PM EST
I need a picture of Roebuck.

With all these fucktarded threads you start, my assumptions can't be too far off.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:31:19 PM EST
I never understood men and their farts.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:32:33 PM EST
I laughed pretty hard, thank you GD.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:32:56 PM EST
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Originally Posted By QueenDeNile:
I never understood men and their farts.
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Its a man thing.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:34:27 PM EST
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Originally Posted By kayamana:
Pics, EdgyWolf?

Wait, are you both guys? By asking for pics, I'm requesting pics of the female in the relationship...
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There you go!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:39:27 PM EST
Flatulence is normal. People and critters both do it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:40:05 PM EST
$5 says that's roebucks other troll account talking back and forth to each other.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 7:41:58 PM EST
I make my wife give me high fives when I rip impressive ass.

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