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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:42:40 PM EST
I was taking my shirt off today and just as I started to pull it over my head, it got stuck for a second.

At the same time, I unleashed a fairly wicked fart.

The result? An impromptu and unintentional "Dutch Oven".

I got the shirt off in a couple of seconds but I nearly puked just the same.

Just thought I'd share.

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:45:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By mucknuggle:

Just thought I'd share.




Thanks.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:47:29 PM EST

I've offended someone whose avatar is a uterus.

I've stooped even lower than I had originally planned.


I RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! h=85%

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:

Originally Posted By mucknuggle:

Just thought I'd share.

hr


Thanks. hr
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:48:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:

Originally Posted By mucknuggle:

Just thought I'd share.




Thanks.




Oh - like you're any better.

Just look at your avatar.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:58:35 PM EST
It's from the thread a week or so ago on "All the Republicans want is my uterus." I thought it was funny. Perhaps I should change it since it makes the men queasy?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:01:53 PM EST
I have a friend who does this (according to him): At night when he has to rip one out, he lifts his leg under the sheets to create an air pocket as the fart gets let out. Then, he pulls up the covers under his wife's face and lowers his leg, blowing all the gas right up her nose. Yeah, they don't get along very well I think
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:04:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 5:05:09 PM EST by purplecheese]
I wonder if the methane gas coming out people's asses has a direct correlation to brain damage/lack of brain power... hmm...
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:07:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:
It's from the thread a week or so ago on "All the Republicans want is my uterus." I thought it was funny. Perhaps I should change it since it makes the men queasy?



I love it...don't change it!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:07:17 PM EST
So, you never fart? Or is it that you do fart and you aren't so bright?

Personally, I fart all the time and I am professionally employed and a college graduate. Of course, I do like to stare at shiny objects and chase cars, you you might be on to something.




Originally Posted By purplecheese:
I wonder if the methane gas coming out people's asses has a direct correlation to brain damage/lack of brain power... hmm...hr
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:07:51 PM EST
I think you should keep it too.



Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:
It's from the thread a week or so ago on "All the Republicans want is my uterus." I thought it was funny. Perhaps I should change it since it makes the men queasy? hr
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:08:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:10:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
LadyLiberty,

Your avatar picture needs to be fighting some type of superhero or something. Maybe it should be devouring something like the sears tower?



An excellent idea. I'll see what I can do.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:12:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:
It's from the thread a week or so ago on "All the Republicans want is my uterus." I thought it was funny. Perhaps I should change it since it makes the men queasy?



I love it...don't change it!




speaking of avatars ... wtf is yours?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:12:41 PM EST

So, you never fart? Or is it that you do fart and you aren't so bright?

Personally, I fart all the time and I am professionally employed and a college graduate. Of course, I do like to stare at shiny objects and chase cars, you you might be on to something.



I've got gas that could kill a mountain man. I'm just wondering when breathing in that gas if it kills of brain cells suffocating them of oxygen.

Oooo. Green and moldy bread. I bet it has special sauce on it.

Where was I?
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