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Posted: 5/3/2024 10:27:53 PM EDT
I’ll start:

1) I won’t sleep in a strangers bed, but don’t have any issues with sleeping in a hotel room bed.

2) I don’t like eating other people’s “home made” cooking for some reason, but I’ll eat at a crappy restaurant or bar/pub any time.

3) I won’t sleep on anything other than flax linen. I am a human furnace, and sweat my ass off when I sleep, so my discovery of flax linen was life-changing. No more sweaty, wet sheets when I wake up.


Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:30:29 PM EDT
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Automatic counting. If I hear a target shooting at a neighbors , no matter what I’m doing, I can tell you if they shot 87 times. Driving across a bridge, I know how many expansion joints are in it when I get to the other side.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:30:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:30:35 PM EDT
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I'm exceptionally handsome, hilarious, and humble.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:31:35 PM EDT
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Automatic counting. If I hear a target shooting at a neighbors , no matter what I’m doing, I can tell you if they shot 87 times.
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I’m the same way with going up/down steps.

Should have added OCD to my list of features.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:32:33 PM EDT
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I can bend the top joint of both thumbs backwards at a 90 degree angle.  And I can wiggle my ears.
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Nice!

You don’t have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, do you?
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:38:36 PM EDT
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I talk to myself.  Out loud.  Usually to remember something.   Sometimes I sing what I need to remember.   Kinda like Samuel Jackson's character in the Long Kiss Goodnight.  It works.

I also will not take the first item on the shelf in a store.  I take the item behind the front item and put the front one back on the shelf.  Not just a few items here and there, or only food items, everything in the buggy.

I can touch the tip of my pinky to the palm of my hand without using my thumb to make it touch.  Only with my left hand, right hand is "normal."

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Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:40:51 PM EDT
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[  ]  Lay down for bed, pretty much count backwards from 10 and go to sleep. Then I get exactly 8 hours of sleep, +/- by 10 minutes.
[  ]  Ability to chew ice cream
[  ]  Immune to COVID
[  ]  Grow ear hair only out of my left ear
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:43:31 PM EDT
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Sheeeeiiiiiiiit. This counts as a “quirk”?

Guess I’ll have to add another to my list.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:44:29 PM EDT
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I talk very fast will very often say the same thing twice to make sure people understand me.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:45:27 PM EDT
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I always know the speed limit even if I've not seen the speed limit sign

I auto count as well

Babies like me

Cats like me

I always catch the spice jar that falls from the cupboard- almost spidey-sense like

my hair and fingernails grow extremely fast

I can dice an onion with no ill effect to my eyes. If/when my wife cooks, she has me dice the onion. Literally no effect on me.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:46:56 PM EDT
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I get annoyed with people walking around with coffee cups, mugs etc.  ( I don’t allow my employees to walk around the project sites with coffee mugs or cups. Drink that in your car or office. Workers are busy working and you are there strolling around on a fucking coffee break)

I hate it when people wine and cry about not having coffee in the morning.

No I dont drink coffee.

I never wear clothes that are red- orange- yellow. No bright colors.

I hate polo shirts. I get pissed off when my managers wear polos. I tell them to change shirts.

I don’t sleep in a bed. Only couches.

I have  to clean my ears. Digging down with an ear spoon or q -tip. I like watching ear wax removal videos. Its gross but satisfying.

I love flossing my teeth. Those dental picks are awesome and use them when driving.



Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:47:12 PM EDT
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Here’s another:

I HATE peanut butter, but will eat an entire jar of roasted peanuts in one sitting.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:48:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Brontosauritis of the penis.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:48:46 PM EDT
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you win weirdo
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Nailed it… I got nothing.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:49:10 PM EDT
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Nice!

You don’t have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, do you?
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I can bend the top joint of both thumbs backwards at a 90 degree angle.  And I can wiggle my ears.


Nice!

You don’t have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, do you?



If I do, no one's ever told me.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:49:17 PM EDT
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Here’s another:

I HATE peanut butter, but will eat an entire jar of roasted peanuts in one sitting.
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I love PBJ sammiches. Eat it as a night time snack.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:49:35 PM EDT
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I have  to clean my ears. Digging down with an ear spoon or q -tip. I like watching ear wax removal videos. Its gross but satisfying.
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I also have a strange obsession with using a q-tip to clean my ears. The nerve stimulation of the middle ear from the q-tip feels fucking amazing.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:50:00 PM EDT
[#19]
Zero cavities or fillings at nearly at an age where every single person I know has them or they have horrible teeth. My teeth are great.
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[#20]
I ate a turd once. Have you ever eaten HORSE SHIT!?
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:50:59 PM EDT
[#21]
When it's dry I slap some things with the back of my hand before touching them.
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If I do, no one's ever told me.
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If I do, no one's ever told me.


Are you tall, lanky, and thin? Any other hyper-mobile joints?

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I ate a turd once. Have you ever eaten HORSE SHIT!?


No sir, I am not a Philadelphia Eagles fan.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:51:25 PM EDT
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I also have a strange obsession with using a q-tip to clean my ears. The nerve stimulation of the middle ear from the q-tip feels fucking amazing.
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Yes. Get an ear spoon.  I have one thats like a metal Q-tip- it scrapes all the crud out.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:52:19 PM EDT
[#24]
2023 retard account.

booooooooooo


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2023 retard account.

booooooooooo


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Come on man, I’ve never been #1 at anything in my life.

I need this.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:53:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:55:49 PM EDT
[#29]
Obscure quotes for every occasion.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:56:07 PM EDT
[#30]
Don't particularly like having my hair of fingernails cut.

Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:56:31 PM EDT
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I’ll start:

1) I won’t sleep in a strangers bed, but don’t have any issues with sleeping in a hotel room bed.

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I'm the same way, and it's the main reason why I won't stay at an Airbnb.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:56:42 PM EDT
[#32]
I like to listen to the same song over and over again.

I can listen to one song on repeat while on a 2hr drive.

Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:57:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:57:40 PM EDT
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Why so angry, sir?

It's Friday night and you're on GD. Lighten up.
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Fine.

One round on me.

Cheers.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:57:50 PM EDT
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I'm the same way, and it's the main reason why I won't stay at an Airbnb.
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Yep. I have never stayed an Airbnb/VRBO for the exact same reason.

Hell, I even hated sleeping in my dad’s childhood bed when we went to visit my Grandma over Christmas break.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:58:21 PM EDT
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Fine.

One round on me.

Cheers.
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Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:59:45 PM EDT
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Nice.
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Just checked my inventory.

You're in luck. I have a spare.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 10:59:57 PM EDT
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The weirdest thing about me is how perfect I am.

Or maybe that I'm both a paratrooper and a mountaineering instructor and am afraid of heights.
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*Sensible Chuckle*

Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:12:39 PM EDT
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I'm really really good at starting fires.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:13:14 PM EDT
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Just checked my inventory.

You're in luck. I have a spare.
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Keep it, kid.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:13:52 PM EDT
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I talk very fast will very often say the same thing twice to make sure people understand me.
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I’m goin to go get the papers get the papers
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:14:46 PM EDT
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I’m goin to go get the papers get the papers
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Boom headshot.  Boom headshot.  
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:19:25 PM EDT
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I collect antique sexual devices
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:19:48 PM EDT
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I only eat cheese on pizza or in fried mozzarella sticks, period.

I hate the sound of a ringing phone, my phone stays on vibrate and only my alarms make noise.

I refuse to eat tuna because of the way it smells.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:26:56 PM EDT
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I ate a turd once. Have you ever eaten HORSE SHIT!?
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That's not really a "quirk". It's more a "let me take this to the grave" sort of thing.

Unless eating horse shit is an on-going thing. Then, it'd be a quirk. And a red flag.
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I collect antique sexual devices
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What's her name?
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:30:00 PM EDT
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I don't like pooping at not my home. Unless it's an emergency, I'll hold it all day.
Link Posted: 5/3/2024 11:32:07 PM EDT
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I don't like pooping at not my home. Unless it's an emergency, I'll hold it all day.
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I recently adopted this practice and am never pooping outside of my home again.

The post-poop shower was a game changer for me.
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