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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:22:49 PM EDT
First: We live in a nice upper middle class neighborhood: 3-acre wooded lots. No trash at all. Homeowners are all professionals and small business owners, and lots of high grade (GS-14s and above) Federal employees. Lots of retirees. Everybody has security cameras and most all of the men own firearms and shoot.
This morning around 8:45 a.m. a neighbor 2 doors from our house heard what sounded like footsteps on their roof. Their dog was going crazy. He went outside through a side door and looked up, and there was a naked man on his roof. The man said he was looking for his clothes. It was a white man maybe in his late 20s. The homeowner went to the front of the house and the man jumped off the back roof and ran naked into the woods. Now, I wouldn't go in those woods without snake leggings and long pants and a long sleeve shirt. Lots of snakes, and thick poison ivy, and briars. It's also a low wet area with a creek running through it. An alligator has been seen in the creek. The neighbor called the sheriff and then he called us. I went all around the area (appropriately equipped) and talked with the neighbor. The guy had used a ladder that the neighbor had in his back yard to get up on the roof. The sheriff was already looking for the guy and knew who he was. I am not sure how they knew who he was, but I later learned that the guy had started some kind of trouble previously in a trashy neighborhood about 2 miles away. I suspect that drugs were involved.  The sheriff's deputy caught him about a half mile away at another house in our neighborhood. CSB??? |
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:25:21 PM EDT
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Shit, I wanna party with that guy.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:26:30 PM EDT
[#2]
Not quite as good as the gals topless on the ring door camera, but it was funny.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:27:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: First: We live in a nice upper middle class neighborhood: 3-acre wooded lots. No trash at all. in a trashy neighborhood about 2 miles away. Seriously does not compute. |
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:28:18 PM EDT
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Did he find his clothes on neighbor's roof? Sounds like OP's neighbor is a thief.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:28:48 PM EDT
[#5]
Not as weird as my weirdest day... and I was the naked guy in that particular story.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:29:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Beats mine, I just had dry needling done on a leg.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:30:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shit, I wanna party with that guy. 
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:30:57 PM EDT
[#8]
This is why you need thermal.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:32:06 PM EDT
[#9]
Sounds like magic mushrooms.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:34:48 PM EDT
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Keep your first floor windows and doors locked,and some crazy comes in on the 2nd floor.
 And people wonder why I carry everywhere...
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:35:32 PM EDT
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Pics?
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:39:32 PM EDT
[#12]
we all boycott Levis differently
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Posted: 4/9/2021 6:56:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/9/2021 7:00:59 PM EDT
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First: We live in a nice upper middle class neighborhood: 3-acre wooded lots. No trash at all. Homeowners are all professionals and small business owners, and lots of high grade (GS-14s and above) Federal employees. Lots of retirees. Everybody has security cameras and most all of the men own firearms and shoot.
IN MISSISSIPPI... |
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Posted: 4/9/2021 7:08:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Seriously does not compute. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: First: We live in a nice upper middle class neighborhood: 3-acre wooded lots. No trash at all. in a trashy neighborhood about 2 miles away. Seriously does not compute. Obviously, you've never been to Mississippi. |
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Posted: 4/9/2021 7:08:47 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Shit, I wanna party with that guy. 
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Posted: 4/9/2021 7:18:20 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: we all boycott Levis differently /thread |
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Posted: 4/9/2021 7:20:09 PM EDT
[#18]
If the naked arrestee failed to use the "these aren't even my pants" excuse, he wasted a perfectly good opportunity.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 7:22:42 PM EDT
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Only strange thing I saw today was a tractor tire strapped to the back of a Honda Civic....around here though it's not that strange really.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 7:24:10 PM EDT
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Did he find his clothes?...
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Posted: 4/9/2021 7:26:49 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Shit, I wanna party with that guy. lol... |
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Posted: 4/9/2021 7:44:24 PM EDT
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Follow-up:
--------------------- The sheriff said the events leading to the man’s arrest began about 8 a.m. when deputies responded to a call about a domestic dispute in a nearby neighborhood. “Within 30 minutes, we received a call in (my neighborhood) of a naked man on the roof of a house,” the sheriff said. “The man called 911 because he thought he heard something on his roof, goes outside to look and there’s a naked adult male on the roof of his house.” The man jumped off the roof and ran off. Multiple deputies were called to secure the area and a K-9 officer was involved in the ground search. Minutes later, deputies received a call from a couple on a nearby street who came home and found a naked man in their home. Deputies searched the home and found the man in the home hiding in a storage room in the garage. He was taken into custody and to jail. He was apparently heavily under the influence of some substance. While deputies were searching for the man, his car was found parked in the middle of a nearby street, blocking traffic. His clothes were found in the car. |
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Posted: 4/9/2021 8:00:40 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Shit, I wanna party with that guy. Going to watch gladiator movies together???? 
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Posted: 4/9/2021 8:03:58 PM EDT
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Let he who hasn't woken up naked on the roof of a rich person's house with no idea how you got there, case the first stone.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 8:05:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Shit, I wanna party with that guy. https://y.yarn.co/4b1d4200-4036-4217-a018-dfe293ba0f80_text.gif Hell no, it's just obvious that the dude knows how to have a good time. |
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Posted: 4/9/2021 8:06:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/9/2021 8:09:05 PM EDT
[#27]
CSB Indeed
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Posted: 4/9/2021 8:21:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sounds like magic mushrooms. |
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Posted: 4/9/2021 8:30:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Follow-up: --------------------- The sheriff said the events leading to the man’s arrest began about 8 a.m. when deputies responded to a call about a domestic dispute in a nearby neighborhood. “Within 30 minutes, we received a call in (my neighborhood) of a naked man on the roof of a house,” the sheriff said. “The man called 911 because he thought he heard something on his roof, goes outside to look and there’s a naked adult male on the roof of his house.” The man jumped off the roof and ran off. Multiple deputies were called to secure the area and a K-9 officer was involved in the ground search. Minutes later, deputies received a call from a couple on a nearby street who came home and found a naked man in their home. Deputies searched the home and found the man in the home hiding in a storage room in the garage. He was taken into custody and to jail. He was apparently heavily under the influence of some substance. While deputies were searching for the man, his car was found parked in the middle of a nearby street, blocking traffic. His clothes were found in the car. This sounds a lot like some shit I heard on my county dispatch scanner last year. Fucked up naked dude running through the woods. "Yup, he's definitely naked..." |
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Posted: 4/9/2021 8:33:50 PM EDT
[#30]
Naked.
Snake leggings. Fun time. |
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Posted: 4/9/2021 8:50:25 PM EDT
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Bath salts and Mr Pibb. Do it to you every time.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 8:59:02 PM EDT
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I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.
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Posted: 4/9/2021 8:59:04 PM EDT
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Drugs. Snakes. Trespassing. Briars. Cops. Poison ivy. Naked men on rooftops.
I don't think you live in as nice of a hoitytoity upperclass prufessional totally-not-trash neighborhood as you believe you do. |
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Posted: 4/10/2021 2:31:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/10/2021 2:41:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bath salts and Mr Pibb. Do it to you every time. I was thinking Nehi and heroin. |
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Posted: 4/10/2021 2:45:30 AM EDT
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I reckon the hardest part of this story to believe is the part about it being unusual for MS.
Don't buy it at'tall. |
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Posted: 4/10/2021 2:46:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bath salts and Mr Pibb. Do it to you every time. Was gonna post "Bath Salt Life" but sorta beat. |
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Posted: 4/10/2021 2:48:36 AM EDT
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Ya, that's pretty wild.
I just spent the day mowing yards in the ghetto, seeing and hearing pretty weird stuff but no naked men on the roof. (I laughed pretty hard reading that, thank you OP!) |
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Posted: 4/10/2021 2:56:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shit, I wanna party with that guy. |
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Posted: 4/10/2021 2:59:03 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: First: We live in a nice upper middle class neighborhood: 3-acre wooded lots. No trash at all. Homeowners are all professionals and small business owners, and lots of high grade (GS-14s and above) Federal employees. Lots of retirees. Everybody has security cameras and most all of the men own firearms and shoot. IN MISSISSIPPI... Don't care what his state says...OP is in Florida. |
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Posted: 4/10/2021 7:26:23 AM EDT
[#41]
Sounds like OP missed an opportunity.
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Posted: 4/10/2021 7:33:44 AM EDT
[#42]
Later- he found clothes on the roof. What a dick.
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Posted: 4/10/2021 7:42:38 AM EDT
[#43]
Up on the roof. Like that song.
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Posted: 4/10/2021 7:46:24 AM EDT
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Sounds like some good drugs!
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Posted: 4/10/2021 7:56:51 AM EDT
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Meth is a hell of a drug.
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Posted: 4/10/2021 7:59:56 AM EDT
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i have 3 ladders behind my workshop, all chained up together;
if someone can move all 3 at once & use them, then it's 12ga slug time. seriously, we've had some funny shit in our hood lately; been here +17 years, mostly retired folks, and things just started getting mildly vibrant; got cameras & motion controlled lights everywhere. need to get a dog again, but whole family always gone & dogs need moar than space & food. yea, yea, working on that still. |
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Posted: 4/10/2021 8:04:37 AM EDT
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#YOLO
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Posted: 4/10/2021 8:07:46 AM EDT
[#48]
Two weekends ago i helped a total stranger get onto my neighbors roof using my ladder.
Also showed him how to use ether for a lawful purpose. |
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Posted: 4/10/2021 8:08:59 AM EDT
[#49]
Hunter?
What's he doing down there? |
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