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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:24:02 PM EDT
[#1]
Not falling for the bait.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:24:16 PM EDT
[#2]
Blade obviously
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:24:22 PM EDT
[#3]
I repeat the line from Armageddon. “You stick that in me, I’m gonna stab you in the heart with it”
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:25:03 PM EDT
[#4]
You Jack Reacher the hell out of there.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:25:34 PM EDT
[#5]
Pull a U turn.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:25:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Show him my vaccine card.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:26:06 PM EDT
[#7]
If we get to that point you will be vaccinated I guess.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:26:17 PM EDT
[#8]
 Blues Brothers - Mall Car Chase |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:26:18 PM EDT
[#9]
This thread glows brighter than Biffs' Pleasure Palace.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:26:21 PM EDT
[#10]
I’d show them my dick, which is conveniently already in my hand ready for inspection.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:27:04 PM EDT
[#11]
Welcome fellow gun enthusiast
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:27:08 PM EDT
[#12]
Trick question, there are no grocery stores at that point anymore, just sustenance allotment centers.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:27:20 PM EDT
[#13]
What if she's hot ?
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:27:36 PM EDT
[#14]
Fuck off PIG!
That probably will get me arrested and lawsuit money. |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:28:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This thread glows brighter than Biffs' Pleasure Palace. yep |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:28:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Lol
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:28:24 PM EDT
[#17]
Call my lawyer and sue
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:28:30 PM EDT
[#18]
I tell them my join date
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:28:32 PM EDT
[#19]
Waze, a Google company, will save me!
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:29:09 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted: hit a mandatory vaccine checkpoint   Tank Smashes Through Barricade - Primo Victoria |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:29:41 PM EDT
[#21]
Ask if I’m being detained while filming it for YouTube…….
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:30:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:31:16 PM EDT
[#23]
my pants begin to tighten as i envision my massive payday coming from the impending legal battle
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:33:23 PM EDT
[#24]
Masturbate?
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:34:10 PM EDT
[#25]
You should’ve moved to a free state. Ya got what you voted for.
Did I do that right?  Edit: + join date and post count |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:34:39 PM EDT
[#26]
I live in Florida, so it didn't happen.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:34:50 PM EDT
[#27]
Not today Red Coat. Not today.
Maybe in Two weeks. 
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:35:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:36:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:37:27 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Masturbate? Furiously? |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:38:00 PM EDT
[#31]
Yeah, I'd hit my pedal, roll coal and go full-on LEEEERRROOOY JENKINS
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:38:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:38:29 PM EDT
[#33]
Do a barrel roll while shooting the hostage.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:38:36 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd show them my dick, which is conveniently already in my hand ready for inspection. |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:38:50 PM EDT
[#35]
Good luck finding enough cops to man that check point
Even in Gods Country, there are a lot of EMPTY slots right now |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:38:54 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Furiously? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Masturbate? Furiously? Always... and sensually. |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:39:22 PM EDT
[#37]
This becomes very entertaining when you realize that you can read OP's post to the cadence of Rob Cantor's Shia Lebouf song.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:40:05 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I live in Florida, so it didn't happen. |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:40:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:40:41 PM EDT
[#40]
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:40:45 PM EDT
[#41]
I bribe them with Swiss chocolate and American cigarettes.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:41:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:42:15 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Masturbate? Like mutual? IM sent! |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:42:24 PM EDT
[#44]
I would ask them to give me a minute to post a really stupid thread in GD.
Then I would say "I can't breathe" and lay down on the ground. |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:43:02 PM EDT
[#45]
“I’m not driving, Sir, I’m traveling about the land.”
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:43:03 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Masturbate? To covid threads in GD. 6 times a day. |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:44:43 PM EDT
[#47]
 You NEVER leave the basement.
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:45:25 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryAustralia isn't the US. They turned in their guns, we still have ours. |
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:45:36 PM EDT
[#49]
I will siihpapp
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Posted: 7/29/2021 9:46:01 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryShowed up pretty early for that second Moderna shot, player. Fail. |
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