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Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:46:32 PM EDT
[#1]
That'd never happen.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:46:34 PM EDT
[#2]
Start a thread in GD
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:48:02 PM EDT
[#4]
"I don't have ID, I'm on my way to vote..."
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:48:16 PM EDT
[#5]
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To covid threads in GD.

6 times a day.

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6 is before noon
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:48:38 PM EDT
[#6]
have a good enough intel picture of my aor that im not there in the first place.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:49:18 PM EDT
[#7]
WTF is with these 2020/1 accounts?
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:49:22 PM EDT
[#8]
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Trick question, there are no grocery stores at that point anymore, just sustenance allotment centers.
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Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:50:27 PM EDT
[#9]
Not telling.  
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:50:57 PM EDT
[#10]
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Show him my vaccine card.
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Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:51:08 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:51:39 PM EDT
[#12]
Release the bats!
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:52:24 PM EDT
[#13]
2020 doesn’t want to cede the torch to the c/o 21 just yet I see.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:53:08 PM EDT
[#14]
Vaccine checkpoints? In America? That would never happen!


And by "never" I mean like maybe six months or so?
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:53:55 PM EDT
[#15]
I can’t even let my mind go there so can’t answer.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:53:56 PM EDT
[#16]
Since I know all the Deputies, and the Sheriff, and none of them would ticket someone for something that stupid, we'd probably talk about guns and hunting for a few minutes. Then I'd go home.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:54:57 PM EDT
[#17]
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WTF is with these 2020/1 accounts?
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Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:54:58 PM EDT
[#18]
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Not falling for the bait.
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Yes...no matter what doomers say this is not a communist country yet.
But I'd COC with my response tactic.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:57:11 PM EDT
[#19]
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The cops ask to see your vaccine card. You don’t have one. They tell you to pull over to the side for enhanced inspection.

What do you do?
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"You'll never take me alive, copper!" ACK ACK ACK ACK! (Is that what an AK sounds like?)
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:57:29 PM EDT
[#20]
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Wanna know how I know your card is fake?
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 9:59:34 PM EDT
[#21]
My penis IS out.

OP please describe my level of chubbed up  at the time on a scale of 1-10 and describe why in excruciating detail.  

It swerves to the top and looks slightly angrier on the right (my right) if that helps.

Sometimes we look each other in the eye (I close one eye, it's only fair) and shout degrading things at one other.

I can't seem to make it barf when I want to.  Goddamn thing has a mind of it's own.

I never remember to wear safety goggles.

Sent you an IM OP.  

I like the cut of your jib.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:00:39 PM EDT
[#22]
Erbivore - Jazzy July (Jazzy DnB Mix)
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:03:16 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:03:21 PM EDT
[#24]
I'm good, I'm a sovereign and not subject to their rules.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:03:59 PM EDT
[#25]
5 to just see it, 10 if they want a show.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:04:34 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:06:53 PM EDT
[#27]
OP has fantasy and puts it in GD instead of his pleasure journal under "wanna kill folks legally" section for not taking the Jim Jones Juice.


If this is a glow boi, he really sucks at it and needs to go fuck a goat in front of J. Edgar's grave or some shit!
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:08:49 PM EDT
[#28]
Tell the good officer that I have Covid as well as the flu and see how long they keep me around.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:13:19 PM EDT
[#29]
This is all so tiresome.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:15:02 PM EDT
[#30]
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The cops ask to see your vaccine card. You don't have one. They tell you to pull over to the side for enhanced inspection.

What do you do?
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By then there will be a app showing were all the checkpoints are.

They post DUI checkpoints on facebook, you think they can bring in cops and vaccine teams without someone tipping the public off?

They will work like all the checkpoints where we caught thousands of Taliban just riding down the road.

We had enough issues catching goat herders with cell phones, you think covid checkpoints will work.

Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:17:45 PM EDT
[#31]
Wake up and go take a piss, then feed the cats.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:17:58 PM EDT
[#32]
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The cops ask to see your vaccine card. You don’t have one. They tell you to pull over to the side for enhanced inspection.

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If Americans even had the balls of the french, we would burn the checkpoint. After this last round of lockdowns this past week or so, the french started rioting and burning all the vaccine centers.

It's a sad day when the french get to call us cowardly bitches.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:18:10 PM EDT
[#33]
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The cops ask to see your vaccine card. You don’t have one. They tell you to pull over to the side for enhanced inspection.

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GTFO with this crazy rabble rousing BS.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:18:57 PM EDT
[#34]
Escape and Evade:

Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:19:01 PM EDT
[#35]
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I bribe them with Swiss chocolate and American cigarettes.
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No nylons?
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:22:06 PM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:22:26 PM EDT
[#37]
Slip my killdozer into first gear and take action.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:23:04 PM EDT
[#38]
civility of America will never make it to that point

Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:23:33 PM EDT
[#39]
Mag dump.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:24:11 PM EDT
[#40]
I take off my shirt, massage my nipples, while I lick my lips and say sure thing big boy.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:24:25 PM EDT
[#41]
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You forgot the patient number: 0U812.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:24:26 PM EDT
[#42]
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My penis IS out.

OP please describe my level of chubbed up  at the time on a scale of 1-10 and describe why in excruciating detail.  

It swerves to the top and looks slightly angrier on the right (my right) if that helps.

Sometimes we look each other in the eye (I close one eye, it's only fair) and shout degrading things at one other.

I can't seem to make it barf when I want to.  Goddamn thing has a mind of it's own.

I never remember to wear safety goggles.

Sent you an IM OP.  

I like the cut of your jib.
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Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:26:01 PM EDT
[#43]
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The cops ask to see your vaccine card. You don’t have one. They tell you to pull over to the side for enhanced inspection.

What do you do?
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I COC #1-12 because if they have checkpoints for vaccine cards I've already ran out of fucks to give.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:26:56 PM EDT
[#44]
Since they’re asking me for proof of having received the prick, I’ll show them this post of me welcoming OP to the forum
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:27:59 PM EDT
[#45]
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Showed up pretty early for that second Moderna shot, player.

Fail.
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Showed up pretty early for that second Moderna shot, player.

Fail.
Yeah, well the name more than makes up for that little slip.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:28:05 PM EDT
[#46]
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I would ask them to give me a minute to post a really stupid thread in GD.

Then I would say "I can't breathe" and lay down on the ground.
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Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:34:32 PM EDT
[#47]
Pick up grocery list from passenger seat and add :
fava beans
nice chianti.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:41:53 PM EDT
[#48]
I would crash the gate doing 98, saying let them truckers roll 10-4.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:43:41 PM EDT
[#49]
Eagerly await my anal probing.
Link Posted: 7/29/2021 10:47:53 PM EDT
[#50]
20'er lul
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