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have a good enough intel picture of my aor that im not there in the first place.
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2020 doesn’t want to cede the torch to the c/o 21 just yet I see.
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Vaccine checkpoints? In America? That would never happen!
And by "never" I mean like maybe six months or so? |
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Since I know all the Deputies, and the Sheriff, and none of them would ticket someone for something that stupid, we'd probably talk about guns and hunting for a few minutes. Then I'd go home.
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Quoted: The cops ask to see your vaccine card. You don’t have one. They tell you to pull over to the side for enhanced inspection. What do you do? View Quote "You'll never take me alive, copper!" ACK ACK ACK ACK! (Is that what an AK sounds like?) |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/318955/F801FC2F-72A2-4748-8FF2-F2332E952D2D-2032596.jpg View Quote Wanna know how I know your card is fake? |
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My penis IS out.
OP please describe my level of chubbed up at the time on a scale of 1-10 and describe why in excruciating detail. It swerves to the top and looks slightly angrier on the right (my right) if that helps. Sometimes we look each other in the eye (I close one eye, it's only fair) and shout degrading things at one other. I can't seem to make it barf when I want to. Goddamn thing has a mind of it's own. I never remember to wear safety goggles. Sent you an IM OP. I like the cut of your jib. |
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Erbivore - Jazzy July (Jazzy DnB Mix) |
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OP has fantasy and puts it in GD instead of his pleasure journal under "wanna kill folks legally" section for not taking the Jim Jones Juice.
If this is a glow boi, he really sucks at it and needs to go fuck a goat in front of J. Edgar's grave or some shit! |
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Tell the good officer that I have Covid as well as the flu and see how long they keep me around.
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Quoted: The cops ask to see your vaccine card. You don't have one. They tell you to pull over to the side for enhanced inspection. What do you do? View Quote They post DUI checkpoints on facebook, you think they can bring in cops and vaccine teams without someone tipping the public off? They will work like all the checkpoints where we caught thousands of Taliban just riding down the road. We had enough issues catching goat herders with cell phones, you think covid checkpoints will work. |
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Quoted: The cops ask to see your vaccine card. You don’t have one. They tell you to pull over to the side for enhanced inspection. What do you do? View Quote If Americans even had the balls of the french, we would burn the checkpoint. After this last round of lockdowns this past week or so, the french started rioting and burning all the vaccine centers. It's a sad day when the french get to call us cowardly bitches. |
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Quoted: The cops ask to see your vaccine card. You don’t have one. They tell you to pull over to the side for enhanced inspection. What do you do? View Quote GTFO with this crazy rabble rousing BS. |
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I take off my shirt, massage my nipples, while I lick my lips and say sure thing big boy.
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/318955/F801FC2F-72A2-4748-8FF2-F2332E952D2D-2032596.jpg View Quote You forgot the patient number: 0U812. |
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Quoted: My penis IS out. OP please describe my level of chubbed up at the time on a scale of 1-10 and describe why in excruciating detail. It swerves to the top and looks slightly angrier on the right (my right) if that helps. Sometimes we look each other in the eye (I close one eye, it's only fair) and shout degrading things at one other. I can't seem to make it barf when I want to. Goddamn thing has a mind of it's own. I never remember to wear safety goggles. Sent you an IM OP. I like the cut of your jib. View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: The cops ask to see your vaccine card. You don’t have one. They tell you to pull over to the side for enhanced inspection. What do you do? View Quote I COC #1-12 because if they have checkpoints for vaccine cards I've already ran out of fucks to give. |
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Since they’re asking me for proof of having received the prick, I’ll show them this post of me welcoming OP to the forum
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Quoted: Showed up pretty early for that second Moderna shot, player. Fail. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Showed up pretty early for that second Moderna shot, player. Fail. |
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Pick up grocery list from passenger seat and add :
fava beans nice chianti. |
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I would crash the gate doing 98, saying let them truckers roll 10-4.
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