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Posted: 1/23/2020 12:18:28 AM EDT
This is probably the best ration I have ever seen in my life. It is the Scottish royal army ration.

The motherfucker has a plutonium powered ration heater and scotch. How is this not standard issue for us?

Scottish army ration (MRE) with radioactive heater.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 12:22:59 AM EDT
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woosh
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 12:25:20 AM EDT
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Haggis... aye, haggis. Talk about a meal ready eat.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 12:25:48 AM EDT
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Damn, I'm impressed.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 12:36:53 AM EDT
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Damn, I'm impressed.
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Oi, Nigel, run down to the corner shop, we have to assemble these ration packs, they're due tomorrow, for fuck's sake.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 12:41:03 AM EDT
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Nice.

Ok.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 12:52:23 AM EDT
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That is friggin awesome! Scotch, candy and a nuclear reactor, what could go wrong with that combo? This had to be made on April 1st.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:05:45 AM EDT
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Our MREs can't even compare to that.  The most interesting thing is that the Scotch wasn't even the best part...
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:18:20 AM EDT
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How big is the Scottish army? Two dozen?
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:22:37 AM EDT
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Let's get this out onto a tray!
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Fookin' nice.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:29:57 AM EDT
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Thought this was going to be a Steve1989 video. Am disappointed. How am I supposed to appreciate it if we don't start off by getting it on a tray?
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:32:40 AM EDT
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Is that real?

If so, outstanding.....

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Oh yeah, it's real.  They put a lump of plutonium in every packet.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:36:07 AM EDT
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That is cool as hell.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:42:38 AM EDT
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Some of you guys are real suckers.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:44:00 AM EDT
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Riiiigggghhhhhttttt.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:52:58 AM EDT
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I knew it was fake when the booze came out.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:54:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:54:22 AM EDT
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Nice hiss.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 1:57:59 AM EDT
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This one is much better. North Korea, despite media reports, feeds their troops quite well.

MUST SEE!!! NORTH KOREAN RATION, SINGLE MEAL PACK || DPRK (April Fools)
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 2:05:40 AM EDT
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Where can I find those
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Link Posted: 1/23/2020 2:35:46 AM EDT
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No way a glass bottle that big could cut it in a military issue ration.

Never mind the fact that plutonium ration heaters would almost certainly wind up being collected after initial use and assembled by soldiers into improvised, low yield atomic weapons.

Not out of need. Just to say they could do so.

That said, the Brits did produce an overabundance of plutonium from their fucked up, gas cooled reactors.

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The BBC produced a really great documentary about it called Edge of Darkness.
Link Posted: 1/23/2020 2:45:00 AM EDT
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Pretty good joke if you could pull it off with one of your buddies like this video.
Link Posted: 1/24/2020 8:04:40 AM EDT
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No heroin?

I hear they’re all on heroin.
Link Posted: 1/24/2020 10:01:49 AM EDT
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Nearly identical to my typical meals in college.

No reason to think you couldn't hump an 80 lb ruck all day on those rations. I used to hump Jeri Westbrook all night long on those rations and she probably weighed 130 lbs.
Link Posted: 1/24/2020 10:10:05 AM EDT
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The first clue should have been that nothing in that MRE requires heating. Never mind that there hasn't been a Scottish Army in over 200 years.
Link Posted: 1/24/2020 12:00:34 PM EDT
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Sweets and booze

Sign me up!
Link Posted: 1/24/2020 12:08:58 PM EDT
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This is probably the best ration I have ever seen in my life. It is the Scottish royal army ration.

The motherfucker has a plutonium powered ration heater and scotch. How is this not standard issue for us?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ry4QBQejFU
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Because their Army is smaller than the NYPD, and Scotland doesnt give us foreign aid.
Link Posted: 1/24/2020 12:16:30 PM EDT
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Nearly identical to my typical meals in college.

No reason to think you couldn't hump an 80 lb ruck all day on those rations. I used to hump Jeri Westbrook all night long on those rations and she probably weighed 130 lbs.
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Lol.
Link Posted: 1/24/2020 4:57:47 PM EDT
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How big is the Scottish army? Two dozen?
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7 battalions
Link Posted: 1/24/2020 5:15:19 PM EDT
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The first clue should have been that nothing in that MRE requires heating. Never mind that there hasn't been a Scottish Army in over 200 years.
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WTF mate???

Those Ramen noodles need heating..

Now, the whisky should a be single malt. That’s all I got to say about that.
Link Posted: 1/24/2020 5:19:34 PM EDT
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i never understood the fascination with watching a guy try to eat old trash
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