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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:48:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:51:32 PM EDT
[#1]
"Yo!"
~ Alf |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:52:20 PM EDT
[#2]
"I love it when a plan comes together."
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:52:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Did you see the sunrise this morning?
If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:52:57 PM EDT
[#4]
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:53:51 PM EDT
[#5]
Who has a better story than Bran?
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:54:52 PM EDT
[#6]
KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!
(so it's from a movie. Bite me) |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:55:34 PM EDT
[#7]
Whoops, I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:55:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Winter is Coming.
This is true in more ways than one. Brandon is doing everything he can to make it a long, cold and dark winter. All forms of energy will cost more. Food will be expensive and scarce. The only thing we will have an abundance of is crime. All part of the rebuilding plan. 
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:56:05 PM EDT
[#9]
"You don't have a TV??? What do you point your furniture at??"
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:57:16 PM EDT
[#10]
“If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day long, you’re the asshole.” — Raylan Givens, Justified
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:57:23 PM EDT
[#11]
“Broke is such a harsh word. I prefer the term illiquid “ -Raymond Reddington
“Sir! I have been accused of many things in my life. Being inarticulate is not one of them.” - Boyd Crowder |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:58:16 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Who has a better story than Bran? Literally every other character in the entire series. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 1:58:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:00:21 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Geralt of Rivia: "Fuck" “My days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.” "Captain, I protest! I am not a merry man!" "So... you didn't know where to put it?" |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:00:48 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Literally every other character in the entire series. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Who has a better story than Bran? Literally every other character in the entire series. No other line in TV history has cost so much money |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:01:56 PM EDT
[#16]
Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:02:43 PM EDT
[#17]
“It’s not a lie if you believe it.”
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:07:04 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Literally every other character in the entire series. +1. Absolutely. I bought a t-shirt of this one for my ex a little while ago. Quite popular with everyone, including her kids:  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:07:23 PM EDT
[#19]
"I mean, he shoots Theo Tonin, fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion, pushes a guy out of an airplane while he's flying it, parachutes into Harlan County with enough coke and cash to jump-start the economy of a small country, and then he has the balls to get a job in law enforcement, not once but two times! He spends a couple of days riding around with you
[points at Raylan] Chief Deputy U.S. Marshal Art Mullen : while you're looking for him, and now he's run off with a hooker that's half his age. That's some bad-ass shit." “As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly” |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:11:20 PM EDT
[#20]
He took IT out!
followed closely by: not that there's anything wrong with it |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:14:55 PM EDT
[#21]
"you know it had to be done"
Breaking Bad... |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:15:16 PM EDT
[#22]
You said tv but this one makes my laugh everytime.
"Tough break for Handjob" |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:16:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:17:23 PM EDT
[#24]
 Nixon Sock It To Me |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:17:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:18:11 PM EDT
[#26]
Dan Akroid to Jane Curtain on early SNL: Jane, you ignorant slut!
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:20:01 PM EDT
[#27]
"You robbed a midget stripper!" from We Own This City.
"I got a hand job in an igloo" from Atypical |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:20:16 PM EDT
[#28]
"Dumbass"
- Red Foreman |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:20:56 PM EDT
[#29]
"I've been accused of being a lot of things. 'Inarticulate' ain't one of them." -Boyd Crowder
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:22:16 PM EDT
[#30]
 They're dead. You're dead. Cardassia is dead. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:25:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:25:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:26:55 PM EDT
[#33]
I can see your pickle
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:27:35 PM EDT
[#34]
Never touch another man's rhubarb
Ah man, I just shot Marvin in the face! |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:28:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:29:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:30:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:30:55 PM EDT
[#38]
Welcome to my fortress of solitude. This is where I go to get away from all my other solitude.
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:31:36 PM EDT
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From Cheers:
Frasier: So, Sam, tell me. You've been with a lot of women. When you were with one of them, did she ever call out another man's name? Sam: Well, I don't think so, but then who listens? Usually I've got the stereo turned up and other things on my mind. |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:32:41 PM EDT
[#40]
"I'm feeling much better now"
"C'mon speedy!" "I have a card, which explains my condition" 
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:35:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:36:33 PM EDT
[#42]
- He's dead, Jim
- More power, Scotty - I can't deny the laws of physics, Captain - Live long, and prosper |
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:37:12 PM EDT
[#43]
"I aim to misbehave."
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:37:43 PM EDT
[#44]
You started it. No I didn't. Yes, you did. You invaded Poland.
 Don't Mention the War | Fawlty Towers Who won the bloody war, anyway
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:38:08 PM EDT
[#45]
we were on a break!
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:38:44 PM EDT
[#46]
It's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:39:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:39:31 PM EDT
[#48]
If you have any problems, any at all, you come see me...although, that would be a huge admission of failure on your part.
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:40:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:41:13 PM EDT
[#50]
I don't like big brother getting into my business, you dig?
 The Photo Hut (Leo's 1st Appearance) |
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