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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:41:32 PM EDT

[#1]

“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand”

-Homer Simpson

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:42:31 PM EDT

[#2]

You're not in my demographic, so I'm not insulted.

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:42:47 PM EDT

[#3]

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It's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!

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I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:43:30 PM EDT

[#4]

nanu nanu

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:44:04 PM EDT

[#5]

Red Dwarf 0303-Polymorph-CLITORIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3z2EFt2Ljs

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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:44:35 PM EDT

[#6]

Nanoo Nanoo

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:46:47 PM EDT

[#7]

I've been self insulated from most TV programming shit for years, so this one goes pretty far back.

"BOOGER!" (Johnny Fever)

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:46:52 PM EDT

[#8]

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nanu nanu

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"shazbot"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzD_fUH1PCE

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:46:54 PM EDT

[#9]

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You started it.
No I didn't.
Yes, you did. You invaded Poland.

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One of the funniest moments in TV history.

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:47:51 PM EDT

[#10]

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Posted: 5/20/2022 2:48:44 PM EDT

[#11]

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition"

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:50:16 PM EDT

[#12]

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:51:29 PM EDT

[#13]

Buffy S05E05 clip - "Out for a walk, bitch!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8DIjgIpfI

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:55:14 PM EDT

[#14]

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:55:45 PM EDT

[#15]

This entire monologue.

Patriot: How to Approach a Dog Fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbjMstR7wbU

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:57:34 PM EDT

[#16]

Let's make the car a place of silent reflection from now on.

same series

The newspapers are gonna be tough on you. And prison is very, very hard on people who hurt kids. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself.

Posted: 5/20/2022 2:58:47 PM EDT

[#17]

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Posted: 5/20/2022 3:00:30 PM EDT

[#18]

"COCKSUCKER!!!"

"Cocksucker."

"Cocksucker?"

"Good cop and bad cop went home for the day, I'm a different kind of cop."

The aforementioned, "Ivan, did you see the sunrise this morning?"

Just about everything in Firefly.

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”

"That boy ain't right."

"Pack up your shit and get on the first donkey back to home."

"Shishaa!"

"Your ex-wife's pussy tastes like sweet butter." Michael Chiklis said fans used to yell that at him on the street. LOL

"Oh, sweet summer child."

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:00:44 PM EDT

[#19]

"Tolerant, but not stupid! Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesn't mean you have to approve of it! ..."Tolerate" means you're just putting up with it! You tolerate a crying child sitting next to you on the airplane or, or you tolerate a bad cold. It can still piss you off!" -- Mr. Garrison of SOUTHPARK

"In life you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do. Many times, that's what the fuck life is... one vile fucking task after another." Al Swearingen of DEADWOOD

“I feel bad for him, but what the fuck?" -- Tony Soprano

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:04:10 PM EDT

[#20]

The Expanse - Amos "I am that guy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dn76ZPt_Y0

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:16:05 PM EDT

[#21]

"Hello!" -Squiggy

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:19:48 PM EDT

[#22]

Listen to the music, not the song.

I keep chasing dragons 'cause they have all the gold (Killjoys)

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:20:20 PM EDT

[#23]

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:20:51 PM EDT

[#24]

"I need TP for my bunghole"

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:21:53 PM EDT

[#25]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:32:41 PM EDT

[#26]

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:34:29 PM EDT

[#27]

Rick and Morty

"Wanna see how I paint a wall?"

Rick and Morty Season 3 - "Aw Jeez!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQXOCq0cPqI

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:35:42 PM EDT

[#28]

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:36:08 PM EDT

[#29]

We Gotta Go to the Crappy Town Where I'm a Hero!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1UfFWY-isE

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:36:16 PM EDT

[#30]

10. " ... in a VAN! Down by the RIVER!"
9. "I'll take "Anal Bum Cover for $400, Tribek."
8. "If someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back!".
7. "I know NOTHING .... Nothing!"
6. "...where they'll be no triblle at all."
5. "No, never. I'll never give up my dreams. 'Cause if you stop dreaming you're just wasting eight hours a night.”"
4. "(Talking about Gilligan) I don't dislike him. I mean, it's just
that I'd like to kill him every now and then. "
3. "It is rather difficult being rich. If it wasn't for the money,
I'd rather be poor."
2. "Wyle E. Coyote. SUPER-Genius."
1. “I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection!”

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:38:54 PM EDT

[#31]

“But no anal”

Youtube Poop: Granny doesn't want anal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5SOVdt1fEk

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:40:06 PM EDT

[#32]

Good news, everybody!

My top ten lines all come from Futurama.

And if you don't like that, you can bite my shiny metal ass.

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:40:42 PM EDT

[#33]

“Overt racial prejudice”

Fire n Ice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_liAGcDdn_k

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:43:37 PM EDT

[#34]

Women, can’t live with them….pass the beer nuts

Posted: 5/20/2022 3:49:11 PM EDT

[#35]

The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote.

Bored now.

I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me.

Posted: 5/20/2022 6:55:06 PM EDT

[#36]

Walter White: I am not in danger, Skylar. I am the danger.

Damon Pope : There you go, finding a hidden advantage in an unfortunate circumstance; using pain to take you to the next level. Those are the things that turn players into kings.