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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:14:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:19:07 PM EDT
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“I’ve coughed up scarier stuff than that!”
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:20:09 PM EDT
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I
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:20:14 PM EDT
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"I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work"
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:20:39 PM EDT
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Beer. The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:20:49 PM EDT
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Bones heal, chicks dig scars and the United States has the best doctor to daredevil ratio in the world.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:20:57 PM EDT
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I can't think of this one without cracking up. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:21:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:22:11 PM EDT
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TV: It’s 10pm, do you know where your kids are?
Homer: I told you last night, NO |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:22:21 PM EDT
[#9]
Ha! Ha!
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:22:26 PM EDT
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Always a fan of this one. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:22:39 PM EDT
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 You Don''t Win Friends With Salad  Failed To Load Title |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:22:43 PM EDT
[#12]
It's not.worth much but it's sentimental value is ttthhhrrrooouugghhhh the roof!
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:22:46 PM EDT
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"I thought it was because the democrats were back in power..."
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:23:04 PM EDT
[#14]
Bunch of snot-faced puke bags.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:23:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Beer. The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:23:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:27:44 PM EDT
[#17]
 Sideshow bob democrats |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:30:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:30:38 PM EDT
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"Prayers have no place in public school, just like facts have no place in organized religion."
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:30:38 PM EDT
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It jumps out at you like a rat in your underwear drawer. -Moe
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:31:27 PM EDT
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The three little sentences that will get you through life... Number one. Cover for me. Number two. Oh, good idea boss. Number three. It was like that when I got here.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:31:33 PM EDT
[#22]
"The more you rock, the angrier I get"
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:33:31 PM EDT
[#23]
 Homer Simpson "Liberals.... I hate them so much" |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:34:19 PM EDT
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Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do.... |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:34:20 PM EDT
[#25]
Less chat, more splat
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:34:41 PM EDT
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2 of my favorites, from the monorail episode:
"I call the big one bitey." and, "Donuts, is there anything they can't do?" |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:37:21 PM EDT
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Notice how most of the quotes are Homer.
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:37:32 PM EDT
[#28]
A... Aurora Borealis! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:37:57 PM EDT
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“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”
ETA: Me fail English? That's unpossible. My cat's breath smells like cat food. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:38:33 PM EDT
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My Uncle died of crotch dot
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:39:24 PM EDT
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Hands-down this.
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Beer. The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:40:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:41:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:41:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
A... Aurora Borealis! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? 
"Stupid sexy Flanders!" |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:42:05 PM EDT
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"It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:42:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:42:29 PM EDT
[#37]
Ralph had some good ones.
“I bent my wookie” “These berries taste like burning!” |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:42:38 PM EDT
[#38]
"Bacon up that sausage Boy"
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:43:43 PM EDT
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SAVE ME JEEBUS!
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:43:51 PM EDT
[#40]
“Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers” -Ralph Wiggum
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:44:05 PM EDT
[#41]
Spider Pig!
Spider Pig! Does whatever a spider pig does! Can he swing from a web? No he can't He's a pig Lookout! He is the spider pig!! - Hans Zimmer |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:44:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:46:14 PM EDT
[#43]
 Grease me up woman! |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:46:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:47:55 PM EDT
[#45]
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:50:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
2 of my favorites, from the monorail episode: "I call the big one bitey." and, "Donuts, is there anything they can't do?"  Failed To Load Title |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:53:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Ralph had some good ones. “I bent my wookie” “These berries taste like burning!” 
 Bloodhound Gang - Ralph Wiggum |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:53:13 PM EDT
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“...butter your bacon!”
“But dad, my heart hurts!” “BUTTER IT!” That’s just one. So many great quotes from the early days in particular. |
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:53:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
“...butter your bacon!” “But dad, my heart hurts!” “BUTTER IT!” That’s just one. So many great quotes from the early days in particular. 
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Posted: 9/3/2018 9:55:01 PM EDT
[#50]
 Homer Simpson - Woo Hoo! Four-day Weekend! |
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