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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:37:39 PM EDT
You disgust me GD.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:38:11 PM EDT
[#1]
Yes. IBTP
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:40:31 PM EDT
[#2]
Um, no. Why would I?
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:41:39 PM EDT
[#3]
Of course not.I don't piss either.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:43:55 PM EDT
[#4]
The pool is my shower. Perfect cure for swamp ass.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:44:04 PM EDT
[#5]
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Um, no. Why would I? |
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:44:06 PM EDT
[#6]
I won't go into the nasty fuckers, so no.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:45:04 PM EDT
[#7]
I shower daily. Are you saying some people go to a pool and shower before getting in? Wouldn't it be after to wash off the sand or chlorine?
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:45:12 PM EDT
[#8]
Do you wipe your ass before you shit?
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:45:21 PM EDT
[#9]
No, I bathe on my own accord.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:46:22 PM EDT
[#10]
Do you shower with bathing suit on or nekkid? Soap or just rinse? Because if there is no soap and if you got your suit on, you really aren’t making the pool any cleaner
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:46:55 PM EDT
[#11]
No dude the pool washes me
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:47:50 PM EDT
[#12]
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Of course not.I don't piss either. 
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:48:24 PM EDT
[#13]
Everything except my ass and balls. I save that for the pool water.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:48:33 PM EDT
[#14]
No pools for me.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:50:02 PM EDT
[#15]
Having a sign and a shower is the LAW!
Other than that, nobody gives a fuck. Not lifeguards, managers or swimmers. |
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:50:10 PM EDT
[#16]
I save time and bring soap in the pool with me
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:50:58 PM EDT
[#17]
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sign says so. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Um, no. Why would I? 
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:54:08 PM EDT
[#18]
No, but I'm not dirty either. I take a shower every morning. If I'm all dirty, then yeah I'm taking a shower instead of hitting the pool.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 6:57:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Only if I've been working in the yard or something and am filthy dirty.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:14:02 PM EDT
[#20]
Only if someone is watching
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:15:11 PM EDT
[#21]
Yes. And after.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:17:11 PM EDT
[#22]
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I shower daily. Are you saying some people go to a pool and shower before getting in? Wouldn't it be after to wash off the sand or chlorine? |
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:20:48 PM EDT
[#23]
No I came home from work today put on my bathing suit walked out back and jumped in.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:21:20 PM EDT
[#24]
I have the vestal virgins ritually bathe my body before entering the pool.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:22:10 PM EDT
[#25]
Wait, you mean you don’t wash your nuts with the water jet?
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:28:08 PM EDT
[#26]
About the only time I use my pool is after a ride on one of my motorcycles when it's been above 90 degrees all day.
It works like this, gear is dropped as I work my way from the garage to the back door and by that time I'm naked and jump my ass right in to commence washing the dirt out of my asscrack and the underside of my sack.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:28:56 PM EDT
[#27]
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sign says so. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Um, no. Why would I? |
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:29:30 PM EDT
[#28]
No and I eat lots of beans before I get in .I like to watch the bubbles come up. I take a straight pin in with me to pop the bubbles.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:33:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:33:26 PM EDT
[#30]
No pool for me.
Disgusting human soup. Fuck that. |
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:33:34 PM EDT
[#31]
Only if I am really dirty, my pool is not a bath tub.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:38:18 PM EDT
[#32]
Generally no.
But it's my pool. If I'm dirty, yes, but as a rule not necessary. Plus it's a salt water pool. 
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:40:14 PM EDT
[#33]
Haven't been to a pool for over 25yrs, when I did go I'd shower if it was required other wise no.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:43:37 PM EDT
[#34]
No, no I do not. I mow the lawn wearing my swim trunks or board shorts, and then I hop in the pool to cool off. Since I'm the one who keeps the pool clean, I give no fucks.
In fact, if it's really hot, I may take a couple of pool breaks between mowing, trimming , and other outdoor tasks. My pool, my rules. And OP is not my supervisor. 
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:47:30 PM EDT
[#35]
I don't enter any pool ever...
For every 5 people that enter a pool it yields 1 tablespoon of shit The average public pool has 20 gallon of piss in it. Add in all the other nasty things Cunt juice, Sperm, Buggers and Toe Jamb... Pools are nasty 
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:52:37 PM EDT
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I don't enter any pool ever... For every 5 people that enter a pool it yields 1 tablespoon of shit The average public pool has 20 gallon of piss in it. Add in all the other nasty things Cunt juice, Sperm, Buggers and Toe Jamb... Pools are nasty We will be in the pool for half the day tomorrow. Love it.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:54:52 PM EDT
[#37]
Unless I’m dirty as shit, no why would I shower before I get into a chlorine bath of standing water.......
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Posted: 8/17/2018 7:55:47 PM EDT
[#38]
I have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you..
And no we don't shower prior, that's what chlorine is for. Same with the hot tub. That said, a family's pool use is really different then a public pool. Same with a hot tub. Here in Washington, the pool is really only used a total of 2 months a year, the hot tub year round and I change the water 2 maybe 3 times a year. The pool gets changed yearly. |
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:01:02 PM EDT
[#39]
I swim at the YMCA a couple times a week. Yes. I shower before I go in (basically just wet down so I look like I showered) and shower again when I get out. I'm a conformist and follow all rules.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:07:34 PM EDT
[#40]
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I think living this way is kinda leading a sad life. We will be in the pool for half the day tomorrow. Love it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't enter any pool ever... For every 5 people that enter a pool it yields 1 tablespoon of shit The average public pool has 20 gallon of piss in it. Add in all the other nasty things Cunt juice, Sperm, Buggers and Toe Jamb... Pools are nasty We will be in the pool for half the day tomorrow. Love it. |
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:08:51 PM EDT
[#41]
No.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:09:17 PM EDT
[#42]
I don't swim in public toilets.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:10:31 PM EDT
[#43]
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I won't go into the nasty fuckers, so no. I don't want random strangers bodily fluids and shit particles in my face. |
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:14:11 PM EDT
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I don't enter any pool ever... For every 5 people that enter a pool it yields 1 tablespoon of shit The average public pool has 20 gallon of piss in it. Add in all the other nasty things Cunt juice, Sperm, Buggers and Toe Jamb... Pools are nasty Every smell someone else's fart? Yep, that's actual poo particles from their butthole in your nose. Something to think about for the rest of your life. My gift to you. |
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:14:16 PM EDT
[#45]
Am I the only one who read thread title in Gru's voice?
I probably swim 100 times a year, I shower daily so no I don't usually bother to shower before I swim. If I'm dirty, then sure. |
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:19:03 PM EDT
[#46]
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I think that these are the same delicate people that can't eat fast food without getting explosive diarrhea. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't enter any pool ever... For every 5 people that enter a pool it yields 1 tablespoon of shit The average public pool has 20 gallon of piss in it. Add in all the other nasty things Cunt juice, Sperm, Buggers and Toe Jamb... Pools are nasty We will be in the pool for half the day tomorrow. Love it. |
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:20:27 PM EDT
[#47]
Bunch of filthy motherfuckers in here
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:22:40 PM EDT
[#48]
Always shower before getting in (to get rid of human funk)....always shower when getting out (to get rid of chemicals).
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:24:08 PM EDT
[#49]
If I have to roll through a sandy beach to get to the pool, then yes, showering beforehand would make sense. Otherwise, it makes no sense. Don't care what the signs say.
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Posted: 8/17/2018 8:24:08 PM EDT
[#50]
This makes me sound like a total buzzkill but I have not been in a public pool since I was a child, and I did indeed zap myself with the shower before going in because the sign said so.
I have been in several privately owned pools as an adult, and not once did I shower before hand. |
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