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You'll save TP and time by simply crapping in the shower.
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Eating an entire box of Raisin Bran will do that to a person.
I used to knock down a big bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios at 7am every morning, the next morning at exactly 7:30am (24.5 hours later) I would have to pound one out in the bathtub, I can't use toilets because I am well over 6-feet tall, so I have to place a few pieces of Kleenex in the bathtub, then I transfer it from the bathtub to the toilet and I drop it into the toilet a split-second after flushing the toilet, and this way I can line it up parallel to the hole of the toilet and it goes down easy, I have never clogged a toilet in the past 10+ years, and because it is wrapped in Kleenex, it does not leave any marks in the toilet and thus I don't have to flush a 2nd time and cause a disturbance in the house, it's one of the smartest ideas I ever cooked up