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I remember going into the orthodontist to get my braces worked on.  I must have been around 10 at the time.  They had a teenaged assistant there cranking on my braces.  I can't remember exactly what was going on but I think they were trying to get something loose or free and it wasn't budging.  I had my hands on the armrests holding on for dear life while this chick is mashing her pubic bone and devil's doorbell on my arm and hand.  A memorable experience but I was a bit too young to appreciate it.

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When I was in grade school / junior high I used to go to a place across from my house to get my hair cut.  It made a transformation from barber shop with men, to a salon with hot girls run by the one homely dude over a 2-3 year span.  

Big boobs, no bra, Farrah Fawcett hair types.  Late 70s early 80s.

This one girl with blue eyeshadow was cutting my hair and I had my hands on arm rest. She straddled the end of the arm rest and had my hand pinned beneath her undercarriage so to speak.  Because I was young and stupid, I tried to get my hand out without her knowing, but it was pinned down good.  In fact the more I tried to move it, the harder she pressed against it.  They had rock music playing so she was getting into the music a bit and dancing a bit in place.  She seemed to enjoying herself.   Interesting days.....

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Had a hot phlebotomist at a male HRT clinic have me place my forearm between her legs and put the back of my fist on her crotch while she drew my blood for my testosterone test. I shit you not. I didn't complain. I am guessing they do that to get guys to come back. I just needed my blood tested though.

They were far away from my place of residence and I didn't want to do weekly visits though (I wanted to self inject) so that was out. Definitely the most interesting experience I have ever had in a Dr's office.

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Ok this is not going to be terribly erotic, but this happened to me two years ago and I cant exactly tell my wife this happened but Im curious as to whether this was a mistake or not.

I was in an exam room alone with a +/- 25 year old VERY cute but VERY homely chiropractic assistant. Thin, normal sized everything fwiw..

She was prepping me for my first chiro exam in a few minutes and doing some sort of series of tests to see what my range of motion was all around.

With me sitting on an exam table in the middle of the room of this old historic house converted into a doctors office, she pulled my arms, extended, behind my back.

So picture that position. Arms out, behind you, palms mostly open.

Then she PLACED one of her breasts in the open palm of my right hand.

Now she was wearing scrubs or whatever that medical garment is called, but it basically felt like she was not wearing a bra....and she just held it there for about a good eight seconds as if she was just routinely completing the "arms behind the back titty in your hand test"

Now guys, I cant post a pic of her because I never saw her again and she is not posted on the website of that chiro business. I only went there 6 or 7 times and never saw her again.

Could this have been a mistake?

Could she have just simply accidentally did that, then panicked and not known what to do, so she kept doing it???

100% true story. Never known what to think of that. Never in my life did I get an accidental squeeze of some girls peach. Just figured this GD was no better place to ask for opinons..

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Like, visibly hot, but very quiet and meek and with a small town way of talking.

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You didn't ask her for a digital?

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When I was a young teen boy I had braces that required frequent trips to the orthodontist for adjustment and so on. One of the wonderful ladies working there always placed her breasts in my face while working on me. Occasionally those things would even brush against me.

I, of course, logged these incidents in my pleasure journal.

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That's not homely.

In any case, dunno why you wouldn't tell your wife about it. That's the kind of silly shit couples should talk about. Not like you turned around and fucked her homely face, or anything.

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I can only imagine Pelosi surfing Arf for our evil righty plans and screaming at her staff "what the fuck is a Pleasure Gournal?"