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Posted: 11/15/2023 9:48:50 PM EDT
surprised?

In a space cadet “whoopsie” of cosmic proportions, an all-female astronaut team recently turned their historic spacewalk into a floating tool bag spectacle. Yes, in a true “Gravity” meets “I Love Lucy” moment, these NASA ladies managed to accidentally launch their very important toolkit straight into orbit. Talk about a star-studded slip-up, right?



   A tool bag is orbiting Earth, and night sky observers might catch a glimpse of it. NASA astronauts Jasmin Moghbeli and Loral O’Hara were conducting a spacewalk from the International Space Station (ISS) on November 2, 2023, when Moghbeli somehow let a tool bag slip away. The tool bag is now orbiting Earth just ahead of the International Space Station. It’s surprisingly bright (for a tool bag), shining just below the limit of visibility to the unaided eye at around magnitude +6. That means some sky observers should be able to pick it up with binoculars.

   The tool bag should remain in orbit around Earth for a few months, after which it’ll disintegrate in Earth’s atmosphere. Unlike the ISS, the tool bag will rapidly descend in orbit until, after a few months, it will reach about 70 miles (113 km) and disintegrate. Preliminary estimates indicate the tool bag should reenter the atmosphere around March 2024.

   The spacewalkers were conducting repairs on assemblies that allow the ISS solar arrays to track the sun continuously. A blog post at SciTechDaily, which was describing the spacewalk, explained:

   During the activity, one tool bag was inadvertently lost. Flight controllers spotted the tool bag using external station cameras. The tools were not needed for the remainder of the spacewalk. Mission Control analyzed the bag’s trajectory and determined that risk of recontacting the station is low and that the onboard crew and space station are safe with no action required.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 9:51:42 PM EDT
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Movie Gravity in the making.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 9:53:10 PM EDT
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I wonder how many films Hollywood will squeeze out of this historic event.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 9:53:21 PM EDT
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woman''s🙇\u200d♀️ha ha ha ha 🤣🤣 status video #women #viral #smile #funny #trending @Friendly00status
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 9:56:31 PM EDT
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Astronauts dropping tools in space and them floating away has been a thing since space walks were a thing.  Lots of them have done it, both men and women.  

It's not a happy thing mind you, not saying it is and it's for sure to be avoided. Also saying "all female" really doesn't apply to the topic, as men have certainly done the same thing.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 9:56:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/15/2023 9:59:07 PM EDT
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Astronauts dropping tools in space and them floating away has been a thing since space walks were a thing.  Lots of them have done it, both men and women.  

It's not a happy thing mind you, not saying it is and it's for sure to be avoided. Also saying "all female" really doesn't apply to the topic, as men have certainly done the same thing.
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Now look here, Mister Libtard. Nobody is going to "Revolver News" is they give two shits about perspective and context.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:00:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:00:43 PM EDT
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Have you ever known a a woman that wasn’t always looking for their purse?
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:01:39 PM EDT
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Dupe but women are responsible for 100% of space crime
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:04:28 PM EDT
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I read an article somewhere that stated the last time a tool bag was lost on a spacewalk it was worth over $100,000.

That’s an expensive mistake.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:17:38 PM EDT
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I’ll bet if it had “LV” on it, they wouldn’t have lost it.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:20:57 PM EDT
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Almost as much as I’m always looking for my wallet/keys.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:21:40 PM EDT
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Meh I can’t be mad or criticize them. I drop tools all the time. Not in outer space mind you. Mostly out of my bucket truck.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:23:35 PM EDT
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Did they leave the bag on the roof of the space station and then drive off?

Was anybody’s cell phone in the bag? They’ll be calling the space police to go get that back when it turns up in a rough orbital neighborhood according to the find my phone app.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:23:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:26:57 PM EDT
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Do not want.  
I'm sure they had lots of training and experience with battery powered tools.  

Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:27:21 PM EDT
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Back to the kitchen!

Seriously though, the LtCol is as an impressive leader as is her story of how she became.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:27:42 PM EDT
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Meh I can’t be mad or criticize them. I drop tools all the time. Not in outer space mind you. Mostly out of my bucket truck.
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Yeah but some retard sent wimminz to space.

We know we're retarded, I bought refill razor blades and I was like "oh sweet hardened edge" but it had two more serrations and I forced it to fit and now I'm out a $15 knife whenever this cheap blade dulls.

Meanwhile we're sending women to space that don't realize tools are a bazillion dollars. I made a choice to force it out of anger and because if I fucked it up it was $15, what is this chicks excuse
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:29:44 PM EDT
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How many bags can they have up there?  They keep losing them!
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:29:58 PM EDT
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Does zero G turn wimminz into menfolk?
Cuz those are dudes.
Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:30:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:33:03 PM EDT
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NASA Expedition 69 flight engineers pose for a portrait.  
https://www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2explore/53201825445


Link Posted: 11/15/2023 10:38:52 PM EDT
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Now look here, Mister Libtard. Nobody is going to "Revolver News" is they give two shits about perspective and context.
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Astronauts dropping tools in space and them floating away has been a thing since space walks were a thing.  Lots of them have done it, both men and women.  

It's not a happy thing mind you, not saying it is and it's for sure to be avoided. Also saying "all female" really doesn't apply to the topic, as men have certainly done the same thing.


Now look here, Mister Libtard. Nobody is going to "Revolver News" is they give two shits about perspective and context.





Link Posted: 11/16/2023 12:06:20 AM EDT
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The struggle is real. My wife is losing stuff all the time.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 8:22:33 AM EDT
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As much as I enjoy jokes teasing women,
this could've happened to anybody.

I remember some female astronaut that made
an amazing catch of a tool or hardware back in
the late '90s or early '00s.

I'm not white-knighting, and I'll still LMFAO
at the good punchlines!  
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 8:27:20 AM EDT
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Got daym $10,000 hammer just floated away.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 8:27:59 AM EDT
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Careless or negligent.  Accidentally denotes an occurrence without a cause or fault, and is used to excuse fault.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 8:28:28 AM EDT
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Guaranteed that was the only 10mm socket they had.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 8:29:58 AM EDT
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Was this a consequence of a purse fight?


Link Posted: 11/16/2023 8:42:17 AM EDT
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$250,000 dollar tool bag lost?
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 8:43:55 AM EDT
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Some string and a D ring clip is too much to use to not lose things?
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 8:49:14 AM EDT
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Never heard of a tether?
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 8:54:48 AM EDT
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If it had been a purse, they would have retrieved it.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 9:04:39 AM EDT
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I guess we dont dummy cord stuff in space.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 9:13:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/16/2023 9:16:02 AM EDT
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Tethers are agents of the patriarchy.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 9:16:46 AM EDT
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Did any of them use a wood chisel to remove carpet staples?  If so one of them might be related to my wife.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 9:24:10 AM EDT
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Here is a video of the first woman on the Moon; this mission was covered up for obvious reasons.


The first woman who went to the moon, but never returned.

Link Posted: 11/16/2023 9:31:05 AM EDT
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Yeah but some retard sent wimminz to space.

We know we're retarded, I bought refill razor blades and I was like "oh sweet hardened edge" but it had two more serrations and I forced it to fit and now I'm out a $15 knife whenever this cheap blade dulls.

Meanwhile we're sending women to space that don't realize tools are a bazillion dollars. I made a choice to force it out of anger and because if I fucked it up it was $15, what is this chicks excuse
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Meh I can’t be mad or criticize them. I drop tools all the time. Not in outer space mind you. Mostly out of my bucket truck.

Yeah but some retard sent wimminz to space.

We know we're retarded, I bought refill razor blades and I was like "oh sweet hardened edge" but it had two more serrations and I forced it to fit and now I'm out a $15 knife whenever this cheap blade dulls.

Meanwhile we're sending women to space that don't realize tools are a bazillion dollars. I made a choice to force it out of anger and because if I fucked it up it was $15, what is this chicks excuse


They were probably live streaming on facegramtokX and forgot to hold on to the tools. The phone however probably made it back to earth.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 10:58:56 AM EDT
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Scissors in space.
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I'd watch. Not those two... probably.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 11:01:22 AM EDT
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Do we have any revealing type pics in regards to these throttle pulling hoes?
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 11:02:44 AM EDT
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My wife is losing/forgetting stuff all the time. This is not surprising.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 11:03:34 AM EDT
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Female astronauts?

How many cars did they cut-off trying to get into space?

Link Posted: 11/16/2023 11:12:18 AM EDT
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You would have thought the people in charge would wait for the PR announcement of the “First Women” nonsense until they are sure that the missions was a success.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 11:18:32 AM EDT
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Must be Snap On.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 11:19:42 AM EDT
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You know deep down they want to blame each other for it, but are self aware enough to realize that would be the second obvious feminine failing on display if they did.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 11:24:38 AM EDT
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Looks like the folks at NASA are going to make a run to Harbor Freight.
Link Posted: 11/16/2023 11:36:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/16/2023 12:00:57 PM EDT
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Does NASA not hand receipt expensive items?


Link Posted: 11/16/2023 12:18:18 PM EDT
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Tool bag falling from space?

Good thing I took all those Dodgeball lessons

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