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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:10:49 PM EDT
The jokes just write themselves.
During a rare all female space walk, a bag of tools slipped into orbit.  The last tool bag that was lost was valued at $100,000 |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:11:34 PM EDT
[#1]
She was probably trying to take a selfie
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:12:54 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted: The jokes just write themselves. During a rare all female space walk, a bag of tools slipped into orbit. The last tool bag that was lost was valued at $100,000 I'll sell them my Craftsman Mechanic's tool set for 100k. I even augmented it with a spark plug socket. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:15:02 PM EDT
[#3]
10mm, 9/16" 3'4", I probably have 17 of each, none ever on hand.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:15:35 PM EDT
[#4]
Figures. Women can't even go a week without losing their credit card for a while it seems.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:16:34 PM EDT
[#5]
The bag is slightly less bright than Uranus...
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:17:04 PM EDT
[#6]
Its $100k now, and later when it flies into the space station or some other space craft it'll kill someone or do millions in damages...
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:18:15 PM EDT
[#7]
What would Vivek say about this?
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:19:29 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'll sell them my Craftsman Mechanic's tool set for 100k. I even augmented it with a spark plug socket. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The jokes just write themselves. During a rare all female space walk, a bag of tools slipped into orbit. The last tool bag that was lost was valued at $100,000 I'll sell them my Craftsman Mechanic's tool set for 100k. I even augmented it with a spark plug socket. $100k delivered? |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:19:30 PM EDT
[#9]
Although losing an expensive tool bag would be noteworthy it pales in comparison to losing the Mars Climate Orbiter. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:21:18 PM EDT
[#10]
good job ladies
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:25:26 PM EDT
[#11]
Surprised it doesn't happen more often. Gloves suck enough as it is. Gloves on a space suit would have to suck way more.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:28:13 PM EDT
[#12]
If NASA had Prada or Coach make the bags, I bet they would've been properly tethered to their body.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:30:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Surprised it doesn't happen more often. Gloves suck enough as it is. Gloves on a space suit would have to suck way more. guys who weld underwater and repair oil field stuff underwater in wet suits don't seem to have this problem.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:30:17 PM EDT
[#14]
You'd think it would have a double lanyard like a safety harness so it's never not attached to something.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:39:03 PM EDT
[#15]
I'd say the person(s) responsible got lazy and skipped the pre-mission checklist, or at least the task(s) related to securing the bag.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:40:16 PM EDT
[#16]
What was in it, nail file, tweezers and cotex?
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:43:13 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd say the person(s) responsible got lazy and skipped the pre-mission checklist, or at least the task(s) related to securing the bag. Can you imagine going into space with someone who would skip a checklist? |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:46:41 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Figures. Women can't even go a week without losing their credit card for a while it seems. And the credit or debit card is their prized possession. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:47:17 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Its $100k now, and later when it flies into the space station or some other space craft it'll kill someone or do millions in damages... Par for the course for women. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:48:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If NASA had Prada or Coach make the bags, I bet they would've been properly tethered to their body. True, I mean it's just a bag of tools. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:49:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You'd think it would have a double lanyard like a safety harness so it's never not attached to something. But that would make sense and be so tedious. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:50:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If this were true, that seems scary AF. Can you imagine going into space with someone who would skip a checklist? Skipping the checklist makes sense. There was more excitement about being the first all female space walk, that something important as tethering a piece of gear can get overlooked. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:50:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What was in it, nail file, tweezers and cotex? Nah, they would have cared about that. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:53:01 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If this were true, that seems scary AF. Can you imagine going into space with someone who would skip a checklist? Checklists are just an artificial construct of the White Patriarchy. Feminism has set us free from those constructs. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:54:54 PM EDT
[#25]
Well , it was NOT their fault!! Is never their fault.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:57:18 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'll sell them my Craftsman Mechanic's tool set for 100k. I even augmented it with a spark plug socket. There's no way you'll get north of $80K without the piece that keeps the plug from falling out of the socket. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:58:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If NASA had Prada or Coach make the bags, I bet they would've been properly tethered to their body.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 12:58:34 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You'd think it would have a double lanyard like a safety harness so it's never not attached to something. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:00:14 PM EDT
[#29]
This isn’t the first time either…
https://www.space.com/6131-astronaut-laments-lost-spacewalk-tool-bag.html  Raw Video: Tool Bag Lost During Space Walk |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:06:11 PM EDT
[#30]
Can Amazon deliver a new one overnight prime?
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:06:24 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryGuess someone beached Uranus. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:14:11 PM EDT
[#32]
Can’t blame girl pockets for that one.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:15:30 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: guys who weld underwater and repair oil field stuff underwater in wet suits don't seem to have this problem. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Surprised it doesn't happen more often. Gloves suck enough as it is. Gloves on a space suit would have to suck way more. guys who weld underwater and repair oil field stuff underwater in wet suits don't seem to have this problem. I can't even begin to count all the stuff I've dropped and seen dropped off of cliff faces. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:17:46 PM EDT
[#34]
100k huh,so a few Snap On ratchet and socket sets are now floating aboot space?
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:20:17 PM EDT
[#35]
I probably won't find that 10mm at the corner where my road meets the highway.
I've found 2 10mm sockets, a 10mm open end wrench, a 1/2" open end wrench, and a couple short extensions, on the shoulder in the 1st 100ft after I turn that corner on my bike rides. They must either fall off the bumper or roll off the frame rails when my neighbors make the turn. 
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:25:07 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This isn’t the first time either… https://www.space.com/6131-astronaut-laments-lost-spacewalk-tool-bag.html  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vXdRUIZ_EMLooks like she launched it on purpose to me. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:28:03 PM EDT
[#37]
You can't just let the tools go floating around!
"Well I didn't know...." |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:30:32 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: good job ladies You only say that because the spacesuits make them look fat. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:33:44 PM EDT
[#39]
@RiverSwine45
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:49:28 PM EDT
[#40]
That does it. For now on, they only get Harbor Freight tools.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:55:29 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @RiverSwine45 So this old white guy was manspaining shit like teather your tools blah blah blah and I was all like... oh no! |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 1:57:14 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This isn’t the first time either… https://www.space.com/6131-astronaut-laments-lost-spacewalk-tool-bag.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vXdRUIZ_EMI came here to post this. Can't even teach em with lessons learned videos. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 2:00:41 PM EDT
[#43]
I spent 30 minutes tearing the garage apart yesterday looking for my 10mm. I ended up using a imperial socket that was close ehough LoL. I bet the space lady's stole it.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 2:00:47 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Skipping the checklist makes sense. There was more excitement about being the first all female space walk, that something important as tethering a piece of gear can get overlooked. Girls get it done... |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 2:03:46 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That does it. For now on, they only get Harbor Freight tools. Yep. Can't trust them with the good stuff. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 2:05:14 PM EDT
[#46]
Jeez. I hope those broads never have to back the ISS up - nothing in orbit will be safe!
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Posted: 11/13/2023 2:07:10 PM EDT
[#47]
Damn astronettes strike again! This isn’t the first tool bag that’s been dropped by an astronette, either.
I guess technically she didn’t lose it. NASA knows exactly where it is. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 2:11:04 PM EDT
[#48]
Fuck, I have to tether ALL my tools on an 8’ ladder, including my 2 pound mini sledge. With a 6’ lanyard, because it has to be tethered to the ladder, and good luck swinging it with a 3’ lanyard. Perfect length to bounce, swing, and catch someone right in the nuts as they walk by. Makes sense, don’t it? It’s even better with a hammerdrill, which is heavy enough to pull your ladder over and take you with it. SAFETY!
But these brainless fuckheads get to go EVA with $100,000 tools supplied by friggin’ NASA without tying them off, and fucking drop them in outer-fucking-space, without being immediately and summarily fired? Yup, life ain’t fair. |
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Posted: 11/13/2023 3:49:51 PM EDT
[#49]
That will be tragic if they don’t have a bag to match their shoes.
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Posted: 11/13/2023 4:41:27 PM EDT
[#50]
A bag of tools whistling along at 18,000 mph. What could go wrong?
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