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Posted: 11/3/2020 5:59:46 PM EDT
The mysterious death of Mostly Harmless

THE DISCOVERY OF MOSTLY HARMLESS IN BIG CYPRESS NATIONAL PRESERVE
On July 23, 2018, at 8.27 pm, hikers, Nichalaus Horton and Logan Buehl, found a male body in a yellow Brooke-Range 2-person tent. It was located at a campsite called Noble’s Camp in Big Cypress National Preserve (Collier County, Florida).  Horton said that “His body was kind of twisted. His eyes were wide open and he was looking right at me.” The hikers quickly called 911.

Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:04:45 PM EDT
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TLDR. Cool.
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Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:12:11 PM EDT
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An ex knew one of these two women very well.  Their murder on/near the AT back in '96 was never solved, although the feds thought they had the guy.
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:12:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:12:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:17:25 PM EDT
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Since when is Big Cypress on the AT?
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I'm wondering the same thing.
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:23:16 PM EDT
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That guys looks really familiar to me for some reason.
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:24:55 PM EDT
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The AT does not go to Florida
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:26:04 PM EDT
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MY          F.        E.          T.          I.           S.          H.
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:27:44 PM EDT
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Got Clintoned?
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:27:47 PM EDT
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His name is Robert Paulson.
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:28:03 PM EDT
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He looks like jack dorsey!
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:32:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:35:08 PM EDT
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Strange.
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:36:18 PM EDT
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No, but the dude did.  Started in NY, hiked the trail, kept going to Collier County FL, which is at the bottom of FL.

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That reminds me I should go have a snack thanks.
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That will probably be my epitaph
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In the podcast, Gill notes that Mostly Harmless obeyed the cardinal rule of hikers across the nation. He left no trace.
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He isnt the only one, either

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The American AT does not
The Eastern Continental Trail, which includes the US AT and the International AT, does

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Appalachian_Trail
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:37:39 PM EDT
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Looks like this guy.

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Or was raped to death by a Sasquatch.
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The article says that this was part of the Florida Trail, though it mentioned that he earlier had been on the Appalachian Trail.
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We found a huge Rusian guy hanging from a tree while hunting a few years back. Shit was creepy.
His car was nearby, so he was identified quickly.
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Wait, I thought the Appalachian Trail went from Maine to Georgia. Florida seems a little south for AT.
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Looks like a guy that wanted to be another Chris McCandless. If so fuck the dipshit.
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:43:19 PM EDT
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Kind of looks like the Military Arms Channel guy.
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I wonder who he pissed off.
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:44:12 PM EDT
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I just saw this.  I didn't see him, but he was SOBO, and I would see a disproportionately low number of SOBOs.
Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:45:14 PM EDT
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Is it Jimmy Hoffa?
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Link Posted: 11/3/2020 6:58:28 PM EDT
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Maybe they finally found Hunter!
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Thanks OP
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and he is.  
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He was hiking around solo and probably fell to illness.  So, why piss on him like this?
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Oh, well they moved Springer Mountain, you see....
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Apparently he was associated with the Clintons.
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