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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:31:03 AM EDT

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At the party I went to, she wouldn't have been allowed to join in Strip Poker with us.

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:37:31 AM EDT

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laundry mat.

hmm, not familiar with this.

I'm pretty sure you'll be fine if you don't sleep on the wet spot.

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:41:22 AM EDT

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At the party I went to, she wouldn't have been allowed to join in Strip Poker with us.

Bellona?.... strip poker?... tell me you lost and have some pics to share.

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:43:11 AM EDT

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OK, the party I went to last night looks much better right now.

It's 10:50 am EST, update??!!

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:44:18 AM EDT

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Dude, they don't make a detergent strong enough to get the smell of Barfy the Vodka Slayer out of that bed.

I'd just move.

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:45:11 AM EDT

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Hmm, it appears in this case no flour was required to find the wet spot.

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:46:51 AM EDT

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This is one of the funniest threads I've read in awhile

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:48:50 AM EDT

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Here is what you do: call an ambulance and say you think she has alcohol poisoning. They’ll take her away, and you look like the hero---you'll claim, "I was worried about her".

Anyone remember the the ambulance call with the two gays guys with the trout?

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:55:26 AM EDT

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alright alright, i forgot to add the worst part.. before she ended up in my bed, she puked all over my kitchen floor, we cleaned it up and went out to the garage to throw her jacket in the washer(cuzz it contained barf) and guess what , she got it all over herself.. and no .. thats not sweat, thats barf juice.. yea barf juice.. then after i come out of the garage shes in my bed rolled up in my blankets.. WTF!!! so i proceeded with MUCH effort to get the covers off and take them to the fricken laundry mat.. finally got her out of here and its six thirty in the friggin morning..

and no i didnt to the deed.. i dont see how any man could.. its just not feasible..
did i mention its 0630? now.. and i still gotta go and pick up my sheets and blankets from the coinop..

And I though MY New Year's sucked...

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:56:42 AM EDT

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alright alright, i forgot to add the worst part.. before she ended up in my bed, she puked all over my kitchen floor, we cleaned it up and went out to the garage to throw her jacket in the washer(cuzz it contained barf) and guess what , she got it all over herself.. and no .. thats not sweat, thats barf juice.. yea barf juice.. then after i come out of the garage shes in my bed rolled up in my blankets.. WTF!!! so i proceeded with MUCH effort to get the covers off and take them to the fricken laundry mat.. finally got her out of here and its six thirty in the friggin morning..

and no i didnt to the deed.. i dont see how any man could.. its just not feasible..
did i mention its 0630? now.. and i still gotta go and pick up my sheets and blankets from the coinop..

+1

And I though MY New Year's sucked...

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:56:55 AM EDT

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Also the sum of the hot chick's attraction and the DUFF's "homely" feature (based on a 10 point scale) always equals 10. Example, if you rate the hot chick a "7", the DUFF would rate a "3". 7+3=10

Added note. Banging the DUFF doesn't guarantee you carnal knowledge with the hot chick.

ETA: You got DUFFed!

Wow dude, that's pretty "heavy" ... This must be an extension of the ladder theory. Somehow a related lemma ... [ Goes off to celebrate ... Thesis topic at hand! ]

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:57:15 AM EDT

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Can someone Photochop her laying on a beach ? Like one of those beached whale pics with people standing around pointing.

Posted: 1/1/2006 6:59:24 AM EDT

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Nuke the site from orbit.......it's the only way to be sure.

+1.87

Megatons, that is...

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:00:13 AM EDT

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Anyone remember the the ambulance call with the two gays guys with the trout?

blech! Don't revive that one.

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:01:15 AM EDT

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Anyone remember the the ambulance call with the two gays guys with the trout?

blech! Don't revive that one.

Do you have the link, I can't find it.

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:03:13 AM EDT

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Dude, they don't make a detergent strong enough to get the smell of Barfy the Vodka Slayer out of that bed.

I'd just move.

Nice , thats a classic.

Really though,you did what a decent person should do.
Some day she will repay you in kind, you never know who she knows etc.

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:05:09 AM EDT

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i have the biggest problem in the world right now.. there is an extremely big woman in my house right now.. and she is drunk as shit.. the problem is that she is so big, no one can move her.. it stinks and im wondering if i can call the cops over here to haul her over to the drunk tank.. this is the most fucked up day all year.. fuck this.. this is disgusting... what do i do

You... you didn't have sex with... *it* did you?

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:06:44 AM EDT

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I still can't get over the pit sweat.

That's just downright disgusting.

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:09:04 AM EDT

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I still can't get over the pit sweat.

That's just downright disgusting.

guess you missed the part explaining that it aint pit sweat, its barf juice -- which is sooooo much nicer

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:10:24 AM EDT

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I still can't get over the pit sweat.

That's just downright disgusting.

guess you missed the part explaining that it aint pit sweat, its barf juice -- which is sooooo much nicer

Oh damn... I just read that.... now I am completely disgusted.

Kill it quick before it multiplies!

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:12:23 AM EDT

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Thanks be to Jesus, my New Years didn't have any of that shit going on!!!!

Thats just down right nasty!

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:12:34 AM EDT

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You should put on an eye patch, start calling yourself Ahab and harpoon her ass. (In the non-sexual sense of course.) Either that or lure her outside with tacos.

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:13:42 AM EDT

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I still can't get over the pit sweat.

That's just downright disgusting.

guess you missed the part explaining that it aint pit sweat, its barf juice -- which is sooooo much nicer

Oh damn... I just read that.... now I am completely disgusted.

Kill it quick before it multiplies!

HIT THAT BIG SOM BITCH!!!!

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:16:11 AM EDT

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I still can't get over the pit sweat.

That's just downright disgusting.

guess you missed the part explaining that it aint pit sweat, its barf juice -- which is sooooo much nicer

Oh damn... I just read that.... now I am completely disgusted.

Kill it quick before it multiplies!

That is just wrong!!!! but funny

So is that thing a moaner

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:16:30 AM EDT

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Next time grab a bottle of windex and just clean behind her ear or grab some fat around her foot and clean it. Fold back the cleaned area and hit that.

When its all over go ahead and get out a good cry then rent the movie, "Whats eating Gilbert Grape" for ideas of what to do with your guest.

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:20:04 AM EDT

[#26]

I take it you cussed out whoever brought her there.

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:21:18 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/1/2006 7:21:57 AM EDT

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Anyone remember the the ambulance call with the two gays guys with the trout?

blech! Don't revive that one.

Do you have the link, I can't find it.

not even going to attempt to find a link...

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:23:26 AM EDT

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On further review of this picture, it loks to me that the bed frame is starting to buckle

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:23:34 AM EDT

[#30]

tagged

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:27:48 AM EDT

[#31]

Best Thread Ever!

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:27:48 AM EDT

[#32]

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At the party I went to, she wouldn't have been allowed to join in Strip Poker with us.

Now THAT made this thread worth clicking on!

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:31:50 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/1/2006 7:34:35 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/1/2006 7:38:26 AM EDT

[#35]

That's nasty, but really funny.....

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:42:47 AM EDT

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At 27 its safe to say I out grew large partys at my place. I'm so sick of the shit that comes with them. Over it.

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:45:13 AM EDT

[#37]

happy new year

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:46:06 AM EDT

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www.cqbarms.com/photos/albums/userpics/10060/Idloot.JPG

So, that is where his blue t-shirt ended up.

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:56:37 AM EDT

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If you invite or allow to have “drunk people” at your house these things can and will happen. You have an obligation to help or look out for these people.
bullshit. it's called having respect for other peoples' homes.

if i go to a house belonging to someone i don't know, the absolute last thing i'll do is get trashed and pass out on their bed. she's an adult. she made the choice to get drunk and pas out in someone's house. he has NO obligation to take care of her.

Incase your parents did not instruct you how to act in a grown up's world. Its called "doing the right thing". You sir, have ZERO integrity.

I understand why you are angry. If I had no friends because I treated them like shit I would be angry too.

How to act in a grown up's world?
Where do you think you're at, bright boy? THIS IS AFRCOM!

Posted: 1/1/2006 7:56:50 AM EDT

[#40]

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At the party I went to, she wouldn't have been allowed to join in Strip Poker with us.

I don't think anyone would be complaining if you passed out in their bed AFTER YOU LOST the poker game.

Posted: 1/1/2006 8:03:53 AM EDT

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I don't really see the problem here. She's not THAT big. Just put on some rubber gloves, roll her onto the floor, squirt some dish soap on the tile to lessen friction, and drag her out into the stairwell.

(Actually know someone that did that)

Posted: 1/1/2006 8:06:27 AM EDT

[#42]

LMAO

Quick, someone photoshop a chewed off arm sticking out from under her.

Then the Lootie one with him say, "A Perfect 10!"

LMAO

This is why I don't drink!

Posted: 1/1/2006 8:08:08 AM EDT

[#43]

got any "morning after" pics? I bet she smelled worse than a shit house door on a tuna boat..

Posted: 1/1/2006 8:08:33 AM EDT

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Some of you folks are so insensitive! Fat, puke encrusted cows need lovin too!

Posted: 1/1/2006 8:10:25 AM EDT

[#45]

Give us a range report.

Posted: 1/1/2006 8:11:08 AM EDT

[#46]

You must all learn the three W's of lovemaking. Any Wet Wrinkle Works!! Gimme some a dat gbig girl loving

Posted: 1/1/2006 8:14:19 AM EDT

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Anyone have the "Kill it with fire" pic?

Posted: 1/1/2006 8:16:31 AM EDT

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The chorus of one of my favorite songs comes to mind:

THEY CALL ME THE SLEEP BANNNNDIT
CAANNNN YA HANNNDLE IT
CAUSE IM THE ONE THAT BROUGHT
THE KNOCK OUT PILLS!!!!!

Posted: 1/1/2006 8:19:44 AM EDT

[#49]

Look on the bright side...the year 2006 can only get better!

The Ol' Crew Chief

Posted: 1/1/2006 8:22:34 AM EDT

[#50]

And people were saying Mariah Carey was fat...

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