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Posted: 1/1/2006 4:44:32 AM EDT
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A little something we like to call "Jumping on the grenade" Too Much  and  will cause  .... Good or Bad 
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Posted: 1/1/2006 4:47:46 AM EDT
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Call peta they will come over and keep her wet untill the tida comes back in and she can swim free like the rest of her pod
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Posted: 1/1/2006 4:50:23 AM EDT
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Quite right. That is certainly life threatening. His life will absolutely expire if he does not remove her from the bed. Some of you people are unbelievable. Be a man and grow up. If you invite or allow to have “drunk people” at your house these things can and will happen. You have an obligation to help or look out for these people. |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 4:50:30 AM EDT
[#4]
ask them if you can install a tracking device first  needed for future
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Posted: 1/1/2006 4:59:21 AM EDT
[#5]
Wow you will need to call FD to remove it.
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Posted: 1/1/2006 4:59:29 AM EDT
[#6]
if i go to a house belonging to someone i don't know, the absolute last thing i'll do is get trashed and pass out on their bed. she's an adult. she made the choice to get drunk and pas out in someone's house. he has NO obligation to take care of her. |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:00:06 AM EDT
[#7]
Please tell us you didn't fuck her!
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:05:00 AM EDT
[#8]
Nelson voice on ...HA HA .... Nelson voice off.
Have a nice day. 
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:10:55 AM EDT
[#9]
Has this happened to you before? 
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:18:57 AM EDT
[#10]
cant.......help.....myself.....must .....not....try....to...laugh.......cant........
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:19:18 AM EDT
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I have a feeling this thread will be one of the most talked about threads of 2006.Why don't you just wake her up and make her cook you breakfast,then call her a cab ?
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:19:36 AM EDT
[#12]
Meanwhile in MicronuT bedroom:
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:19:57 AM EDT
[#13]
Other than the fat, stinky woman in your bed, how is the new year going for you?
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:21:26 AM EDT
[#14]
What is in the briefcase? Is it crush proof?
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:27:03 AM EDT
[#15]
Time for the what if's..
What if she pisses or craps in your bed. What if she pukes in your bed. What if she pukes and chokes to death from it. What is she going to say after finding out that you made her an internet star. What if she decides to stay with you forever.... 
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:29:10 AM EDT
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alright alright, i forgot to add the worst part.. before she ended up in my bed, she puked all over my kitchen floor, we cleaned it up and went out to the garage to throw her jacket in the washer(cuzz it contained barf) and guess what , she got it all over herself.. and no .. thats not sweat, thats barf juice.. yea barf juice.. then after i come out of the garage shes in my bed rolled up in my blankets.. WTF!!! so i proceeded with MUCH effort to get the covers off and take them to the fricken laundry mat.. finally got her out of here and its six thirty in the friggin morning..
and no i didnt to the deed.. i dont see how any man could.. its just not feasible.. did i mention its 0630? now.. and i still gotta go and pick up my sheets and blankets from the coinop.. |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:32:52 AM EDT
[#17]
She's a keeper, or catch and release for another day? what's the rules on something like this? |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:33:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:34:50 AM EDT
[#19]
Nuke the site from orbit.......it's the only way to be sure.
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:35:22 AM EDT
[#20]
You are the perfect gentleman! (And that is how she will take it) Good luck and Godspeed!  Seriously, you did more for her than I probably would have. |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:39:26 AM EDT
[#21]
I am sooooo glad I outgrew this type of lifestyle years ago. Thanks for a good laugh tho'
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:40:16 AM EDT
[#22]
What this situation needs is a 4 pack of the multi colored sharpie permanent ink markers and more pics of the aftermath!
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:42:30 AM EDT
[#23]
does she charge by the pound?
that's nasty. is she breathing? |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:43:33 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Meanwhile in MicronuT bedroom: img473.imageshack.us/img473/2356/picture0025ekcopy3dh.jpg[/quote He’s back watch your stuff,he has no conscience or morals |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:44:02 AM EDT
[#25]
if i had only taken the barf pics, it didnt stay around long enough for me to think of this and post about it.. only after the fact that she was in my bed.. dude.. thanks for this one.. this made me laugh.. couldnt ahve been complete without it |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:44:37 AM EDT
[#27]
Would it be wrong to assume this thread will make the top ten threads list at the end of the year?
And on the first day of the new year! MicronuT has just raised the bar folks... get with it. |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:44:51 AM EDT
[#28]
IBTL....NO BABE OF THE DAY ALLOWED
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:45:15 AM EDT
[#29]
Should have got more pics when she woke up. I bet she looked great. What's in the case under the bed?
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:49:40 AM EDT
[#30]
pelican, contains Microtech collection...  this is only less than half of whats actually in the case |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:52:13 AM EDT
[#31]
Here is what you do: call an ambulance and say you think she has alcohol poisoning. They’ll take her away, and you look like the hero---you'll claim, "I was worried about her".
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:55:38 AM EDT
[#32]
That must have been a great party.
Nobody even puked where I was. |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:56:25 AM EDT
[#33]
too funnny
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:56:47 AM EDT
[#34]
This thread is like a train wreck.
You know that you really don't want to see 'it' .... but a force stronger than you draws you nearer & nearer. I can only hope ( and pray ) I NEVER see anything this disgusting the rest of this year. MicronuT If you give her anything to eat in the morning she will NEVER leave. On the happier side .... if this is an upstairs bedroom, at least you know that the flooring / joist system will safely support the largest safe money can buy  Edited to add: Fat women do not have an arch on the bottom of their feet or @ the small ( definitely no pun here ) of their back ??  |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:56:54 AM EDT
[#35]
I wouldn't worry... it's a pretty big bed.
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:58:26 AM EDT
[#36]
Maybe I missed this, but do you know her at all?
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Posted: 1/1/2006 5:59:37 AM EDT
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yes , we did go to school together
aw man,.. i see what yer gettin at.. if i didnt know her at all, i wouldve killed someone |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:03:00 AM EDT
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Looks like there is plastic covering the box springs, it might be salvagable.
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:04:29 AM EDT
[#39]
I'm just trying to imagine the stain that's going to leave.
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:04:31 AM EDT
[#40]
It rubs the lotion on its skin...... 
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:05:15 AM EDT
[#41]
bwa ha ha ha!!
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:08:15 AM EDT
[#42]
I think you should start the new year off and look at the bright side-She has her clothes on!!!!!!! It could have been lots worse. Drink has its upside but done wrong it mostly turns out bad. Happy smelly new year!
And a +1 on looking at who your friends are. |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:09:40 AM EDT
[#43]
Dude, don't be embarassed. Everyone goes hoggin' once in their lifetime
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:13:01 AM EDT
[#44]
Is she on the short list for the next party?
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:14:25 AM EDT
[#45]
i duno if there is any way to describe the aftermath of what i am feeling
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:16:47 AM EDT
[#46]
Looks like he picked up a "DUFF".....Dumb Ugly Fat Friend. Every hot chick has a DUFF that they use to screen potential suitors. When you walk up to a hot chick and get intercepted by a not so homely woman, it's the hot chick's DUFF. Your chances of "scoring" with the hot chick depends on how you treat the DUFF (treat her with respect, you get a chance to talk to the hot chick) (treat her like shit, your chance with hot chick is over).
Also the sum of the hot chick's attraction and the DUFF's "homely" feature (based on a 10 point scale) always equals 10. Example, if you rate the hot chick a "7", the DUFF would rate a "3". 7+3=10 Added note. Banging the DUFF doesn't guarantee you carnal knowledge with the hot chick.  ETA: You got DUFFed! |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:21:13 AM EDT
[#47]
I agree...top 10 material for the year and maybe a place alongside Squatdog!
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:21:18 AM EDT
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Incase your parents did not instruct you how to act in a grown up's world. Its called "doing the right thing". You sir, have ZERO integrity. I understand why you are angry. If I had no friends because I treated them like shit I would be angry too. |
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:22:42 AM EDT
[#49]
Good Lord that is just NASTY!!!
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Posted: 1/1/2006 6:27:45 AM EDT
[#50]
Quite a few times actually. In my younger years (20+ years ago) I used to get fall down drunk all the time. We all did. Thats what kids do. It was a common thing to drink at someones house and drink until you passed out. Not once has anyone complained or treated me badly. I trusted my friends to take care of me in such a condition and they expected the same from me. You people have some fucked up friends if you had a different experience. |
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