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Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:23:55 PM EST
[#1]
Do her and give her an IOU.

Bilster
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:40:41 PM EST
[#2]
Quoted:
I told my wife that a looooong time ago - even before we were married...

Sex is something to be given FREELY to your spouse - and this applies to both of us.  It's an expression of love, and to deliberately deny your spouse of your love and affection is to deny your relationship, deny your marriage, deny your vows, and deny yourself.  The only reasons we should have to 'deny' love, sex, and affection to one another is due to extenuating circumstances such as illness, exhaustion after a long & laborious day, etc...

If either one of us ever decided to withold sex, or use sex as some sort of bargaining 'chip' in order to get something in return that would be akin to prostitution, blackmail, extortion, and is inherently wrong & manipulative!

Doing so would mean losing ANY respect one has for the other, and would be a breach of your marriage vows.

If sex is temporarily out of the question due to headache, nausea, illness, or other circumstances then alternative forms of affection must be offered freely.




That is what I thought and understood when the wife and I got married.  That is what it is supposed to be.  What an idiot I was to actually believe in something like that!
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:42:17 PM EST
[#3]
In this case it's cheaper to rent.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:53:28 PM EST
[#4]
i buy my wife stuff to get her to STFU
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 3:57:57 PM EST
[#5]
years ago my then wife (now ex wife) turned me down one night. said she wasn't in the mood. I said fine .... jumped up and climbed up on the bed and started spankin that pud right in front of her.

she asked what I was doing? told her I didn't need her to get off.

you could tell she was hurt but she knew she was wrong. she got up and took care of me.

she never gave that excuse again as long as we were married.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:07:17 PM EST
[#6]
Quoted:
You don't pay prostitutes for their services. You pay them to leave when you're done.


that is the fucking truth
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:08:23 PM EST
[#7]
Quoted:
years ago my then wife (now ex wife) turned me down one night. said she wasn't in the mood. I said fine .... jumped up and climbed up on the bed and started spankin that pud right in front of her.

she asked what I was doing? told her I didn't need her to get off.

you could tell she was hurt but she knew she was wrong. she got up and took care of me.

she never gave that excuse again as long as we were married.


Which was what?  Another 3 days?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:21:25 PM EST
[#8]





Oh the irony in that demotivational...



 
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:38:34 PM EST
[#9]
No picture has been posted to insure the validity of this Thread. I call Shenanigans.

Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:40:18 PM EST
[#10]
My wife just helps herself to my wallet, credit card, etc.... for services rendered.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:40:56 PM EST
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Pics of wife?  

ARFCOM will determine her worth.


Only pics I have are ones that would get me divorced if they were put online.


Enjoy whacking off to them because you won't be seeing the real thing for awhile...
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:41:49 PM EST
[#12]
Quoted:
You know,if you set up a video camera,it's not prostitution.

It's called making porn and is legal.



Should have a director just to be safe... I work cheap.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:59:32 PM EST
[#13]




Quoted:

The wife offered some of her serives if I bought her somethign in return. I told her that was considered prostitution and I was going to turn her into the police. I also told her that her price was too high and that the girls on craigslist are a lot cheaper. Needles to say I probably wont get any action tonight.




 "Needles to say"
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