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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:29:50 PM EDT
[#1]
My sig line.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:31:52 PM EDT
[#2]
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Cheif Brody
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:32:22 PM EDT
[#3]
When some asks if you are a god, you say YES!
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:33:11 PM EDT
[#4]
You keep talking like a bitch and I'll slap you like a bitch
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:33:32 PM EDT
[#5]
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"I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?" I watched that again the other nite, the guy next to him in half frame is trying not to laugh his ass off the whole time hes saying that.... Damn. BEEEP You have been fined 1 credit for violating the verbal morality statute. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:33:48 PM EDT
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WHAT'S THE COLOR OF THE BOATHOUSE AT HEREFORD!! 
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I just ambushed YOU with a cup of coffee. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF THE BOATHOUSE AT HEREFORD!!
Great movie I... I like the ol' 1911. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:34:04 PM EDT
[#7]
You keep talking like a bitch and I'll slap you like a bitch
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:34:40 PM EDT
[#8]
There's a fuck load of Nic Cage lines that'd fit here.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:37:14 PM EDT
[#9]
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There's a fuck load of Nic Cage lines that'd fit here. I posted one on page 2. Take cover child!!!! Single greatest moment of his acting career. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:38:58 PM EDT
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"All right I'm comin' out, any man I see out there I'm gonna shoot him. Anybody takes a shot at me I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife and all his friends, and burn his damn house down."
"That's right. I've killed women and children, and everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you done to Ned." |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:41:11 PM EDT
[#11]
"I wish it had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have is to decide what to do with the time given to us." And "Many who live deserve death, and some who die deserved life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be so eager to deal out death and judgment." |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:43:36 PM EDT
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"You brought two too many."
"I know that now you'll tell me what you're after.." "..Only at the point of dyin'."
Man, that movie is fuckin' awesome. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 8:11:12 PM EDT
[#13]
Lot's of good ones posted, here's another
"If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle " |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 8:26:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2015 8:29:11 PM EDT
[#15]
Rayburn: A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 8:39:50 PM EDT
[#16]
"It's a mess ain't it sheriff"
"If it ain't, it'll do 'til the mess gets here" 
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Posted: 4/30/2015 8:40:59 PM EDT
[#17]
One ping only, Vasily.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:12:57 PM EDT
[#18]
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I posted one on page 2. Take cover child!!!! Single greatest moment of his acting career. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There's a fuck load of Nic Cage lines that'd fit here. I posted one on page 2. Take cover child!!!! Single greatest moment of his acting career.
Also, literally the whole film Vampire's Kiss. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:14:51 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You got three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid look and grin off your face, OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!! |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:28:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:30:02 PM EDT
[#21]
It's sooo hot... Milk was a bad choice!
I'm a very important person, I have ,many leather bound books, and my office smells of rich mahogany. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:33:06 PM EDT
[#22]
"I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:34:28 PM EDT
[#23]
ITS NOT A TOOMA!!!!
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:36:14 PM EDT
[#24]
"Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me please"
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:39:04 PM EDT
[#25]
Do I smell Freesias? if I see a freesia I am going to be VERY disappointed -The Devil wears Prada
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:43:53 PM EDT
[#26]
"Dropping loads!"
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:44:11 PM EDT
[#27]
Good, bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
Don't Just Stare At It, Eat It! And my sig line. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:45:01 PM EDT
[#28]
"Life is pain, princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:45:45 PM EDT
[#29]
Fuck you asshole
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:46:51 PM EDT
[#30]
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"Life is pain, princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something." Nice. Can't believe I didn't think of this. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:49:10 PM EDT
[#31]
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:50:05 PM EDT
[#32]
Oh, and....
When I was a young boy... my granddaddy, who had been a professional bounty hunter, he said to me, "Watty, only two things you need in life to get by on this planet: Love and a 45. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:02:22 PM EDT
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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Also: Now I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. It wasn't a big deal, just a minor betrayal. Or we'd outgrown each other, you know, that sort of thing. But let's face it, I ripped them off - my so called mates. But Begbie, I couldn't give a shit about him. And Sick Boy, well he'd done the same to me, if he'd only thought of it first. And Spud, well okay, I felt sorry for Spud - he never hurt anybody. So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers - all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suit, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:14:35 PM EDT
[#34]
"Thank you as well for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech during gustation. There are those that attempt both at the same time. I find it course and vulgar".
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:17:00 PM EDT
[#35]
So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause!
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:17:16 PM EDT
[#36]
"I see that you are going to to ignore this particular problem until it swims up ... and bites you on the ass." and "What you have here is a perfect...machine. All this thing does is eat and swim and make baby sharks. And thats it." |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:20:45 PM EDT
[#37]
Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:23:52 PM EDT
[#38]
"You ain't getting shit outta me ... I been constipated all week. Hey boy, watch that knife." |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:25:58 PM EDT
[#39]
Who are you?
Jacob McCandles. Pfff. I thought you was dead. Not hardly. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:31:53 PM EDT
[#40]
"Oh damn,"
"The ease of others is not the concern of the Sultan" The Wind and the Lion "What's with the negative waves?" Kelly's Heroes
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:33:43 PM EDT
[#41]
"Fra-JEE-lay... that must be Italian!" |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:34:28 PM EDT
[#42]
"did you see the size of that chicken?" - Dirty Steve, Young Guns
"There is no way, no way you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch yo momma in da mouth." Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Smokey and the Bandit |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:38:06 PM EDT
[#43]
GO GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:40:08 PM EDT
[#44]
It's from a TV show adapted from a book series, but what the hell:
So many vows...they make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Keep his secrets. Do his bidding. Your life for his. But obey your father. Love your sister. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. Respect the gods. Obey the laws. It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or the other. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:47:30 PM EDT
[#45]
 Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:49:13 PM EDT
[#46]
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. from tv Simply put, there's a vast ocean of shit you people don't know shit about. Rick knows every fine grain of said shit... and then some. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:54:11 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I liked this one so much made it a Sig Line  "He should have killed me. I would have killed me." The Hidden ? |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:55:44 PM EDT
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"Oh Mrs Freedman! " "WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? " Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My dick. My dick is in the punch. " The Hollywood Knights" "Oh Mrs Freedman! " "WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? " Damn thats a funny movie.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 10:56:09 PM EDT
[#49]
Merry Christmas, shitter's full!
Mein Führer! I can walk! |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:03:45 PM EDT
[#50]
Your best? Losers do their best.
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. |
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