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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:15:22 PM EDT
[#1]
Somebody go back to town and get a shit load of dimes

Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

I dunno Lloyd, the French are asshole

Leave the gun, take the cannolis
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:18:46 PM EDT
[#2]
We want... a shrubbery!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:21:00 PM EDT
[#3]
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They protest and pillage for less than that anymore. RACIST.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:23:20 PM EDT
[#4]
By the "minority community", I suppose you're talking about the hoods.  Harry Callahan.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:24:06 PM EDT
[#5]
You're going to need a bigger boat......


And:

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:24:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:26:36 PM EDT
[#8]
I'll make you famous - young guns 2





Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:27:55 PM EDT
[#9]
WTH why won't my vid post??? Neither linking or embedding worked
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:28:17 PM EDT
[#10]
"I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?"
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:29:17 PM EDT
[#11]
Are you here to sell us tickets to the Policemen's Ball or something?


We're with the Border Patrol, ma'am. We don't have any balls.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:31:45 PM EDT
[#12]
I liked this one so much  made it a Sig Line


"He should have killed me. I would have killed me."
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:31:48 PM EDT
[#13]
Like me Sig line quotes.....Clint Eastwood from "Heartbreak Ridge".
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:31:51 PM EDT
[#14]
Ehh, not quite a movie, but it could have been one...

"What do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?"

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:32:36 PM EDT
[#15]
" You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth! "
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:32:56 PM EDT
[#16]
"And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:32:59 PM EDT
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I have several....   Here's just one...  

"Now get in line...  Before I kick you so hard, you'd be wearing your ass for a hat." - The Outlaw Josey Wales
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Not even one of the top ten lines in that movie.

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:33:12 PM EDT
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They protest and pillage for less than that anymore. RACIST.
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They protest and pillage for less than that anymore. RACIST.



That is why I switched to a G20 and Hi cap mags
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:33:20 PM EDT
[#19]
From Way of the Gun.

"There's always free cheese in a mousetrap."

"You know what I'm gonna tell God?... I'm gonna tell him I was framed..."

"... Until that time."

From Heat.

"I told you, I wasn't going back..."

"I say what I mean, and I do what I say."

"All I am, is what I'm after."
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:34:17 PM EDT
[#20]
Magnificent Seven
Steve McQueen ". We deal in lead friend"

Jaws
Roy Scheider " your going to need a bigger boat"

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:35:24 PM EDT
[#21]
"She'll be back. Another qualude, she'll love me again."
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:36:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:38:13 PM EDT
[#23]


And-
I say we close, close in five minutes. I got reservation at Chili's, I'm meetin' my boys.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:41:55 PM EDT
[#24]
"It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity."

Einstein said it, but Jeff Goldblum quoted him in Powder
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:43:58 PM EDT
[#25]
... if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends. ~ Penny Lane from Almost Famous

You wanna play rough? Okay, say hello to my little friend. ~ We all know where that came from


I love movies about Rock and Roll:
Almost Famous (as I was exactly the same age)
Pirate Radio
This is Spinal Tap
The Doors
The Wall, etc.

Typically if I quote a line, its out of a song. I have a song for everything. I'm almost on my way to hammered, so if I make mistakes... sorry.  

I'm listening to Meddle and it's sooooooo good.


Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:44:39 PM EDT
[#26]


When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on Side One of Led Zeppelin IV.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:48:22 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:48:32 PM EDT
[#28]
"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:48:54 PM EDT
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What's this from?
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:49:12 PM EDT
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What's this from????
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"Excuse me...bear fucker, do you need assistance?"


What's this from????


Super troopers... and from the same movie: "littering and? Littering and?"

Although my favorite movie quote is: "the use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the blues brothers. ..has been approved! "
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:49:39 PM EDT
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When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on Side One of Led Zeppelin IV.
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Sorry... au contraire, mon frère the first Zep album is nothing but sex from beginning to end.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:51:14 PM EDT
[#32]
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What's this from?
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"She'll be back. Another qualude, she'll love me again."


What's this from?


Scarface. "Say goodnight to the bad guy."
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:52:53 PM EDT
[#33]
My dick. My dick is in the punch. " The Hollywood Knights"
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:53:21 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:55:54 PM EDT
[#35]
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.”



Sooooooomany from AoD:

"All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... You got that?"




"It's a trick. Get an ax."




"Good ... Bad; I'm the guy with the gun."




"Yo, she-bitch. Let's go!"
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:57:59 PM EDT
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We want... a shrubbery!




We're you saying to that old woman?
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 6:59:36 PM EDT
[#37]


ofcourse

then
hey baby you ever had your asslicked by a fat guy in a trench coat
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have you ever failed?
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only at life
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thank you but I prefer it my way


you're right, the devil has come to tsavo.  LOOK AT ME... I am the devil
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:00:35 PM EDT
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I've… seen things you people wouldn't believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like tears… in… rain. Time… to die…
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My favorite moment from my favorite movie...

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:01:09 PM EDT
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We're the good old boys. I'm mick elroy, lead singer and driver of the Winnebago. .
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:05:05 PM EDT
[#40]
There's no normal life, Wyatt, it's just life. Get on with it.

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:07:55 PM EDT
[#41]
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.



It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.




I'm your huckleberry...




You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.









Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:08:00 PM EDT
[#42]
“It's sad that governments are chiefed by double tongues.”
- Ten Bears (in The Outlaw Josey Wales)

"I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability."
- Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall in  As Good as it Gets in response to the question: "How do you write women so well?"
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:08:07 PM EDT
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My dick. My dick is in the punch. " The Hollywood Knights"
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"Oh Mrs Freedman! "  "WHAT?   WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? "
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:14:23 PM EDT
[#44]
Death … What do y'all know 'bout death?”

-Sgt Barnes.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:19:28 PM EDT
[#45]
I just ambushed YOU with a cup of coffee.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:22:54 PM EDT
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WHAT'S THE COLOR OF THE BOATHOUSE AT HEREFORD!!

Great movie
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:23:30 PM EDT
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Talkin' devotion and shit.

Love that scene.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:25:37 PM EDT
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Is it dead??? / THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!! - Boondock Saints

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups.- Under siege 2

You have failed to maintain your weapon sir.- Harry Brown

Eta. Take cover child!!!!!! - kickass (greatest moment of Nicolas Cage's career)

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:26:12 PM EDT
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"And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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"And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 7:28:40 PM EDT
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Bandit:  Did you bring some gold with you?



Chisum: No.



Bandit:  Silver?



Chisum:  Just lead.




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