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I have observed Yoga class at my gym, seems innocent enough to the common man but as I observed I noticed the new-age melodic hums and bells playing over the sound system,
the instructions from the teacher to breathe and feel the calming enter through the spine, bla bla, some such nonsense See, there is a spirit attached to this stuff, - why can't they just stretch and call it a flexibility class? |
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Quoted: If doing yoga puts me in league with satan then fuck it i guess we are homies because yoga is just about the only thing that keeps my spine from hurting too bad View Quote I've had seven spinal surgeries and really need to see if I can ease into yoga. I bought a book on yoga years ago. I didn't realize that a book chalk full of pictures and description of yoga poses was really the manual on how to get to hell. It's been sitting on a book shelf with other books. Do you think that it's satanic enough to spread to the books around it? I guess that to be sure that there are no lucifarian handbooks left in my collection. I think that burning them all will release the demons in the form of paper ash. And then "this house is clean". |
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Quoted: Yoga can be occultic if practiced with in the true Hindu way with a yogi and the chants and whatnot. But most of what women do is just stretching and exercise. View Quote Untrue. There are absolutely "spiritual" aspects to it. They would refer to it as "mindfulness" or "self-awareness" or a sense of "calm" or "tranquility" which in their lives is absolutely a substitute for "organized religion" which many of them would reject dismissively, imagining that they are FAR more "loving" and "spiritual" than the practitioners of those rigid, churchy religions with all their uncomfortable rules. Which is actually crap. I see it all the time. It is a perfect cover for their narcissism. Peel away the "tranquil" veneer and you see what is actually going on. For those who aren't aware, you should know that each of the postures pays homage to a Hindu diety--which in Christian belief would be paying homage to a false god. If you want to assert that practicing yoga won't (and couldn't possibly) hurt your bedrock Christian beliefs--well, good luck, and we'll see how that works out for you. |
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Quoted: I have observed Yoga class at my gym, seems innocent enough to the common man but as I observed I noticed the new-age melodic hums and bells playing over the sound system, the instructions from the teacher to breathe and feel the calming enter through the spine, bla bla, some such nonsense See, there is a spirit attached to this stuff, - why can't they just stretch and call it a flexibility class? View Quote Ummmmm... yeah... maybe because they aren't concerned with the goofy spoutings by Arf fundies? |
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Quoted: Untrue. There are absolutely "spiritual" aspects to it. They would refer to it as "mindfulness" or "self-awareness" or a sense of "calm" or "tranquility" which in their lives is absolutely a substitute for "organized religion" which many of them would reject dismissively, imagining that they are FAR more "loving" and "spiritual" than the practitioners of those rigid, churchy religions with all their uncomfortable rules. Which is actually crap. I see it all the time. It is a perfect cover for their narcissism. If you want to assert that practicing yoga won't (and couldn't possibly) hurt your bedrock Christian beleifs--well, good luck, and we'll see how that works out for you. View Quote This shit is getting dumber by the hour. Cause yes, stretching and learning how to relax and be more mindful and aware is really learning how to summon teh debil. |
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Quoted: Ummmmm... yeah... maybe because they aren't concerned with the goofy spoutings by Arf fundies? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I have observed Yoga class at my gym, seems innocent enough to the common man but as I observed I noticed the new-age melodic hums and bells playing over the sound system, the instructions from the teacher to breathe and feel the calming enter through the spine, bla bla, some such nonsense See, there is a spirit attached to this stuff, - why can't they just stretch and call it a flexibility class? Ummmmm... yeah... maybe because they aren't concerned with the goofy spoutings by Arf fundies? Ah, yes. Those silly "fundies". Can you tell me what the First Commandment given to Moses was without googling it? Seriously. It was the bedrock of God's covenant. |
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I would say by numbers, way more godless, pro abortion people practice yoga than not. So you are kinda right
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Anyone who wants yoga without a spiritual element ... can easily find it.
Anyone who wants yoga with a spiritual element ... can easily find it. Let freedom ring! |
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Quoted: What the fuck are you smoking? So now Christians believe in Vishnu, Shiva and Brahma? And your proof is….yoga? How about football and Baseball? I’m curious what sort of demons they invite… GTFO View Quote From my observational research, the one that makes men look like they are 8 months pregnant. |
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Nah, Brah. It’s Crossfit that’s the cult.
Look, it even has “cross” in the name. |
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Quoted: I have observed Yoga class at my gym, seems innocent enough to the common man but as I observed I noticed the new-age melodic hums and bells playing over the sound system, the instructions from the teacher to breathe and feel the calming enter through the spine, bla bla, some such nonsense See, there is a spirit attached to this stuff, - why can't they just stretch and call it a flexibility class? View Quote Why are you, a pediment grown ass man, scared of shine humming and bells? |
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Quoted: Untrue. There are absolutely "spiritual" aspects to it. They would refer to it as "mindfulness" or "self-awareness" or a sense of "calm" or "tranquility" which in their lives is absolutely a substitute for "organized religion" which many of them would reject dismissively, imagining that they are FAR more "loving" and "spiritual" than the practitioners of those rigid, churchy religions with all their uncomfortable rules. Which is actually crap. I see it all the time. It is a perfect cover for their narcissism. Peel away the "tranquil" veneer and you see what is actually going on. For those who aren't aware, you should know that each of the postures pays homage to a Hindu diety--which in Christian belief would be paying homage to a false god. If you want to assert that practicing yoga won't (and couldn't possibly) hurt your bedrock Christian beliefs--well, good luck, and we'll see how that works out for you. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Yoga can be occultic if practiced with in the true Hindu way with a yogi and the chants and whatnot. But most of what women do is just stretching and exercise. Untrue. There are absolutely "spiritual" aspects to it. They would refer to it as "mindfulness" or "self-awareness" or a sense of "calm" or "tranquility" which in their lives is absolutely a substitute for "organized religion" which many of them would reject dismissively, imagining that they are FAR more "loving" and "spiritual" than the practitioners of those rigid, churchy religions with all their uncomfortable rules. Which is actually crap. I see it all the time. It is a perfect cover for their narcissism. Peel away the "tranquil" veneer and you see what is actually going on. For those who aren't aware, you should know that each of the postures pays homage to a Hindu diety--which in Christian belief would be paying homage to a false god. If you want to assert that practicing yoga won't (and couldn't possibly) hurt your bedrock Christian beliefs--well, good luck, and we'll see how that works out for you. You fucking nut jobs make yourselves look batshit insane. You're aware of this, correct? |
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Quoted: Yeah if you leave out the spirituality stuff, you're just doing a series of really good stretches and poses. Voila. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Quoted: You fucking nut jobs make yourselves look batshit insane. You're aware of this, correct? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Yoga can be occultic if practiced with in the true Hindu way with a yogi and the chants and whatnot. But most of what women do is just stretching and exercise. Untrue. There are absolutely "spiritual" aspects to it. They would refer to it as "mindfulness" or "self-awareness" or a sense of "calm" or "tranquility" which in their lives is absolutely a substitute for "organized religion" which many of them would reject dismissively, imagining that they are FAR more "loving" and "spiritual" than the practitioners of those rigid, churchy religions with all their uncomfortable rules. Which is actually crap. I see it all the time. It is a perfect cover for their narcissism. Peel away the "tranquil" veneer and you see what is actually going on. For those who aren't aware, you should know that each of the postures pays homage to a Hindu diety--which in Christian belief would be paying homage to a false god. If you want to assert that practicing yoga won't (and couldn't possibly) hurt your bedrock Christian beliefs--well, good luck, and we'll see how that works out for you. You fucking nut jobs make yourselves look batshit insane. You're aware of this, correct? Peace be with you. |
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Most people aren't solid in the word and even fewer attend church on a regular basis. Some things just aren't for Christians. But most people see yoga as an exercise and nothing more, but I understand where OP is coming from.
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It's very easy for a woman to get into yoga and become "spiritual". It could definitely take root and create a divide amongst a man and wife.
The devil sells "simple and harmless" like impulse buys near a cash register. |
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Quoted: Yoga is truly a worship session with many gods (demons). I have heard too many testimonies of people who came out of practicing yoga because they started experiencing depression, or got diagnosed with cancer, suicidal thoughts, etc. All satan needs is for a man or woman to give him a “legal” right to come in and oppress or possess a person?? From my preacher HOLY YOGA & CHRISTIAN YOGA? Let’s talk about a controversial topic for Christians. Yoga in the church! Growing up as a radical Buddhist, I taught many occult practices, experiences which now allow me, as a Christian, to quickly discern the occult from that which is truly holy and righteous. As a child, many Buddhist monks believed me to be a reincarnation of a Buddha from Tibet. They asked me to train people on many occult practices, such as opening third eyes, meditation, astral projection, keys to commanding demons, mind control, mind programming, and the cursing or charging of objects to impart demons into the possessor, among other wicked and occult things. Christian yoga, or Holy yoga, is crazy, dangerous, and idiotic for any Christian to practice. Amending anything, especially things meant to be the worship of other gods, with the title “Christian” or “Holy” doesn’t sanctify it. It's like saying Christian witchcraft, holy voodoo, Christian magic, or holy Halloween. The truth about yoga is that all forms, no matter how it's repackaged, are forms of idol worship, the worship of false gods and demons. If you ask true yogis, a master of the religion of yoga, they frequently scoff at the idea that Christians belittle their religious acts of worship by calling the religion of yoga "stretching" or "exercise." The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit root word “yug,” which literally means to yoke or unite. This union does not refer to the union of your fingers touching your toes or your nose touching your knees. Instead, each yoga pose is designed to create a yug (yoke or union) of the person who practices yoga with three distinct Hindu gods: brahma, shiva, and vishnu, the Hindu version of the holy trinity. The practice of yoga, no matter how you attempt to repackage, justify, or sanctify it, is 100% idol worship. The poses invite brahma, shiva, and vishnu to enter you, be yoked to you, and be unified with your soul (mind, will, and emotions) and your body (flesh). What I find sad and interesting is that most “Christians” who religiously practice yoga will defend their practice with more fervency and passion than their relationship with Jesus Christ. Ezekiel 44:23 NASB Moreover, they shall teach My people the difference between the holy and the profane, and cause them to discern between the unclean and the clean. 1 Peter 3:15 NASB But sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence. View Quote It’s stretching. Some of you people are trying way to fucking hard to make up shit in order to find goofball battles where there are none. |
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Quoted: Yoga is truly a worship session with many gods (demons). I have heard too many testimonies of people who came out of practicing yoga because they started experiencing depression, or got diagnosed with cancer, suicidal thoughts, etc. All satan needs is for a man or woman to give him a "legal" right to come in and oppress or possess a person?? From my preacher HOLY YOGA & CHRISTIAN YOGA? Let's talk about a controversial topic for Christians. Yoga in the church! Growing up as a radical Buddhist, I taught many occult practices, experiences which now allow me, as a Christian, to quickly discern the occult from that which is truly holy and righteous. As a child, many Buddhist monks believed me to be a reincarnation of a Buddha from Tibet. They asked me to train people on many occult practices, such as opening third eyes, meditation, astral projection, keys to commanding demons, mind control, mind programming, and the cursing or charging of objects to impart demons into the possessor, among other wicked and occult things. Christian yoga, or Holy yoga, is crazy, dangerous, and idiotic for any Christian to practice. Amending anything, especially things meant to be the worship of other gods, with the title "Christian" or "Holy" doesn't sanctify it. It's like saying Christian witchcraft, holy voodoo, Christian magic, or holy Halloween. The truth about yoga is that all forms, no matter how it's repackaged, are forms of idol worship, the worship of false gods and demons. If you ask true yogis, a master of the religion of yoga, they frequently scoff at the idea that Christians belittle their religious acts of worship by calling the religion of yoga "stretching" or "exercise." The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit root word "yug," which literally means to yoke or unite. This union does not refer to the union of your fingers touching your toes or your nose touching your knees. Instead, each yoga pose is designed to create a yug (yoke or union) of the person who practices yoga with three distinct Hindu gods: brahma, shiva, and vishnu, the Hindu version of the holy trinity. The practice of yoga, no matter how you attempt to repackage, justify, or sanctify it, is 100% idol worship. The poses invite brahma, shiva, and vishnu to enter you, be yoked to you, and be unified with your soul (mind, will, and emotions) and your body (flesh). What I find sad and interesting is that most "Christians" who religiously practice yoga will defend their practice with more fervency and passion than their relationship with Jesus Christ. Ezekiel 44:23 NASB Moreover, they shall teach My people the difference between the holy and the profane, and cause them to discern between the unclean and the clean. 1 Peter 3:15 NASB But sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence. View Quote |
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You have to be very careful in this age. If it sounds good check it out.
2 Peter 2 King James Version 2 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction. 2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of. |
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Quoted: That's the most satanic of all! You think it looks cute and innocent with baby goats hanging around? What is the universal symbol for Satan... For some reason? Seriously why are goats equated with Satan? Is it a reference to the god Pan? The defiant nature of goats? View Quote |
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Quoted: It’s stretching. Some of you people are trying way to fucking hard to make up shit in order to find goofball battles where there are none. View Quote Reminds me of a guy I knew who would never watch any Sci-Fi because he said, "It is a prediction of the future and God is the only thing that can do that". He also walked everywhere with his head down to show his subservience to God. |
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Quoted: If you're not worshiping other gods when you're doing yoga, you're not worshiping other gods. Exercise is not going to invite evil into you. Although I've had evil thoughts watching others exercise ?? Now if your yoga instructor is chanting hail Buddha? Might want to switch instructors. Religious fearmongering and moral panics are extremely damaging. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/177643/signal-2023-09-21-00-48-53-195_2_jpg-2965503.JPG View Quote Grandma told me it’s not yoga poses that lets in the Demons, it’s watching Elvis dance and listening to that daggum rock and roll!!! |
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Quoted: You have to be very careful in this age. If it sounds good check it out. 2 Peter 2 King James Version 2 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction. 2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of. View Quote Like stretching and deep breathing? |
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i bow to a consecrated shinto scroll every day before sword practice. i guess the kami have my keys.
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I think the preacher is possessed by the devil. What flavor of "Christian" is this?
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If God has a problem with me doing yoga, then he shouldn’t have blessed me with a fucked up back/sciatica/bulging disks. Regular yoga and stretching coupled with weight training is why I haven’t had to have surgery or be on prescription opiates for pain management.
I doubt many people are actually invoking the full spiritual practice and just want to improve their mobility/injury prevention, because it actually works. |
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I just told my wife (above) she’s a satan worshipper. She said every time I get on Arfcom I get dumber. |
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Quoted: Pretty much everything you do every day is or has been involved in non-Christian religious practices at one point or another. Somebody uses a stretch to worship a false god and everyone loses their minds thinking they're going to accidentally Hindu if they move the same way Worshiping Satan is not something you're going to do accidentally. Keep your mind on Christ and stop being scared of your shadow. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I don't think it's wise to dismiss anything linked to the occult, or non-Christian worship, so easily. Not saying just jump in, I'm saying think about it. The warning in the OP likely has some legitimacy. I haven't been to a Yoga class. My perception is like most - it's body work, stretching, etc. and not a religious exercise by any stretch. That said, perhaps American Yoga is a bastardized version of some Hindu worship, in which case caution is certainly worth while. How many people making fun of the OP, knows it well? Can the devil take your soul for stretching? Probably not. Can he do so for inviting a pagan God into your soul? Definitely. Pretty much everything you do every day is or has been involved in non-Christian religious practices at one point or another. Somebody uses a stretch to worship a false god and everyone loses their minds thinking they're going to accidentally Hindu if they move the same way Worshiping Satan is not something you're going to do accidentally. Keep your mind on Christ and stop being scared of your shadow. Almost everyone who worships Satan does so unintentionally. |
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Quoted: Is that when the Boogeyman gets you? When you do the poses? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Because the poses have meaning, even if you don't understand that meaning. Is that when the Boogeyman gets you? When you do the poses? I guess I'm worshipping the Hindu cow, dog, and cat gods when I am stretching my spinal column. Maybe if I change the name from yoga to "stretching" and change the name of the pose from "down dog" to "down on all fours, arms stretched out in from of you, face to the floor, belly down, butt up" it will remove the satanic taint from my spinal column stretching. I suppose I could continue to suffer spinal pain or just get hooked on opioids. |
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I used to think of OP as a degenerate chubby chaser and nothing more. But today I found out he is also a schizo and a pretty cool dude.
There is absolutely a spiritual element to yoga. One of the places the church is failing is ignoring these Spiritual technologies. It's my belief that technology is inherently value neutral and it is the application that determines outcome. You can use this technology to connect with Jesus Christ just as you can use it to connect with other entities. Simply ignoring that this aspect of reality exists doesn't work as most churches tend to do. An outright rejection of it as in the OP is giving up a useful technology that leaves ones group at a competitive disadvantage. As we can see in the documentary Warhammer 40k when the Emperor did not tell his sons about this aspect of reality. Half of them ended up selling their souls. |
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Interesting. I always wondered what the weird metaphysical aspect was that surrounds yoga. I never cared for the new age voodoo part of it, but I used to do yoga as part of my workout routine. It was just stretching and exercise for me. There was no swami, salami, or bologne about it.
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Quoted: Yoga is truly a worship session with many gods (demons). I have heard too many testimonies of people who came out of practicing yoga because they started experiencing depression, or got diagnosed with cancer, suicidal thoughts, etc. All satan needs is for a man or woman to give him a “legal” right to come in and oppress or possess a person?? From my preacher HOLY YOGA & CHRISTIAN YOGA? Let’s talk about a controversial topic for Christians. Yoga in the church! Growing up as a radical Buddhist, I taught many occult practices, experiences which now allow me, as a Christian, to quickly discern the occult from that which is truly holy and righteous. As a child, many Buddhist monks believed me to be a reincarnation of a Buddha from Tibet. They asked me to train people on many occult practices, such as opening third eyes, meditation, astral projection, keys to commanding demons, mind control, mind programming, and the cursing or charging of objects to impart demons into the possessor, among other wicked and occult things. Christian yoga, or Holy yoga, is crazy, dangerous, and idiotic for any Christian to practice. Amending anything, especially things meant to be the worship of other gods, with the title “Christian” or “Holy” doesn’t sanctify it. It's like saying Christian witchcraft, holy voodoo, Christian magic, or holy Halloween. The truth about yoga is that all forms, no matter how it's repackaged, are forms of idol worship, the worship of false gods and demons. If you ask true yogis, a master of the religion of yoga, they frequently scoff at the idea that Christians belittle their religious acts of worship by calling the religion of yoga "stretching" or "exercise." The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit root word “yug,” which literally means to yoke or unite. This union does not refer to the union of your fingers touching your toes or your nose touching your knees. Instead, each yoga pose is designed to create a yug (yoke or union) of the person who practices yoga with three distinct Hindu gods: brahma, shiva, and vishnu, the Hindu version of the holy trinity. The practice of yoga, no matter how you attempt to repackage, justify, or sanctify it, is 100% idol worship. The poses invite brahma, shiva, and vishnu to enter you, be yoked to you, and be unified with your soul (mind, will, and emotions) and your body (flesh). What I find sad and interesting is that most “Christians” who religiously practice yoga will defend their practice with more fervency and passion than their relationship with Jesus Christ. Ezekiel 44:23 NASB Moreover, they shall teach My people the difference between the holy and the profane, and cause them to discern between the unclean and the clean. 1 Peter 3:15 NASB But sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence. View Quote makes just as much sense as your definition of a beautiful woman |
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I wonder how many critics in this thread are too fat to comfortably tie their shoes.
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I can see it. I always thought the Army's zero dark thirty daily dozen and 3-mile run were the Devil's work.
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I don't care if you don't believe it but I've seen my grandpa do yoga with 2 copper rods and he found water every time.
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Quoted: Is that when the Boogeyman gets you? When you do the poses? View Quote I posed a lot over the weekend: Overhead pole saw pose Bent over pruning saw pose Stretch to the ground pick up limbs pose And a shit load of controlled heavy breathing Satan sentenced me to soreness and a good nights sleep. |
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