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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 9:35:58 AM EDT
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What about putting up trees at Christmas?
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I quit doing the tree thing after the kids were grown and gone, should I wear yoga pants ?
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 9:37:30 AM EDT
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Almost everyone who worships Satan does so unintentionally.
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I swear this place is getting dumber by the hour.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 9:38:18 AM EDT
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I quit doing the tree thing after the kids were grown and gone, should I wear yoga pants ?
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Only on Sundays.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 9:38:57 AM EDT
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I guess I'm worshipping the Hindu cow, dog, and cat gods when I am stretching my spinal column.  Maybe if I change the name from yoga to "stretching" and change the name of the pose from "down dog" to "down on all fours, arms stretched out in from of you, face to the floor, belly down, butt up" it will remove the satanic taint from my spinal column stretching. I suppose I could continue to suffer spinal pain or just get hooked on opioids.
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Opioids are the choice for a God Fearing upstanding man. Not the DevilYoga!!!!
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 9:42:28 AM EDT
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I just told my wife (above) she’s a satan worshipper. She said every time I get on Arfcom I get dumber.
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Interesting.

Why did you post that picture?  Do you know?

Think about it.

You are making an argument of some kind, and you offer that picture as some kind of "proof".  So what is your argument, exactly?  And what does it "prove" to you, in your mind?

When you've discovered what it is, say it aloud, to all of us.

Does it seem stupid to you when you say it aloud?

If this thinking exercise results in more clarity inside of your head--you're welcome.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 9:44:32 AM EDT
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I get what OP is saying.
Originally yoga was a form of worship and meditation of Hindu gods, and a way to gain enlightenment.
In scripture it warns Christians to  discern what they allow into their lives such as trinkets of eastern mysticism, witchcraft, and idols.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 9:48:55 AM EDT
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I get what OP is saying.
Originally yoga was a form of worship and meditation of Hindu gods, and a way to gain enlightenment.
In scripture it warns Christians to  discern what they allow into their lives such as trinkets of eastern mysticism, witchcraft, and idols.
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OP is trolling, and trying to make Christianity look rediculous.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 9:52:52 AM EDT
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Interesting.

Why did you post that picture?  Do you know?

Think about it.

You are making an argument of some kind, and you offer that picture as some kind of "proof".  So what is your argument, exactly?  And what does it "prove" to you, in your mind?

When you've discovered what it is, say it aloud, to all of us.

Does it seem stupid to you when you say it aloud?

If this thinking exercise results in more clarity inside of your head--you're welcome.
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Was this you calling 911?
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 9:56:16 AM EDT
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Interesting.

Why did you post that picture?  Do you know?

Think about it.

You are making an argument of some kind, and you offer that picture as some kind of "proof".  So what is your argument, exactly?  And what does it "prove" to you, in your mind?

When you've discovered what it is, say it aloud, to all of us.

Does it seem stupid to you when you say it aloud?

If this thinking exercise results in more clarity inside of your head--you're welcome.
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I posted it because my wife is fit and healthy. Both physically and spiritually, and this is a midcap thread, where the worshipers of obesity come to congregate.

I'm hoping with my love and patience, that I can steer at least one of my fellow arfcommers back from the worship of mayonnaise and back into the loving arms of Jesus and tight fitting yoga pants. As it should be.

You're welcome.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 9:56:26 AM EDT
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OP is trolling, and trying to make Christianity look rediculous.
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There’s enough ridiculous to go around without trying too hard.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:19:37 AM EDT
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To those that want to immediately dismiss this as crazy. I would suggest you research this or anything for that matter before passing judgement. These videos below show some dances and such that were done for the particle collider at CERN and the Gotthard base tunnel. If you don’t think there is more to it after watching those then I’m sorry you are truly asleep.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cllqr1nmdYk&pp=ygUKY2VybiBkYW5jZQ%3D%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b-TKQaqml6k&t=322s&pp=ygUaY2VybiBvcGVuaW5nIGNlcmVtb255IDIwMTU%3D

Stills from the video to show a bit about what you can expect to see. Remember, these are videos that are supposed to have something to do with great technological achievements and such.



Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:21:40 AM EDT
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To those that want to immediately dismiss this as crazy. I would suggest you research this or anything for that matter before passing judgement. These videos below show some dances and such that were done for the particle collider at CERN and the Gotthard base tunnel. If you don’t think there is more to it after watching those then I’m sorry you are truly asleep.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cllqr1nmdYk&pp=ygUKY2VybiBkYW5jZQ%3D%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b-TKQaqml6k&t=322s&pp=ygUaY2VybiBvcGVuaW5nIGNlcmVtb255IDIwMTU%3D
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No. I’ll go ahead and dismiss it as crazy without going down some rabbit hole of abject retardation.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:29:42 AM EDT
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I don't think the Messiah's jimmies are likely to be rustled by me trying to make my back not hurt. Jesus is Lord, which means He's omniscient, which means He knows that there's a lot of aches and pains associated with middle age.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:30:54 AM EDT
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To those that want to immediately dismiss this as crazy. I would suggest you research this or anything for that matter before passing judgement. These videos below show some dances and such that were done for the particle collider at CERN and the Gotthard base tunnel. If you don’t think there is more to it after watching those then I’m sorry you are truly asleep.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cllqr1nmdYk&pp=ygUKY2VybiBkYW5jZQ%3D%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b-TKQaqml6k&t=322s&pp=ygUaY2VybiBvcGVuaW5nIGNlcmVtb255IDIwMTU%3D

Stills from the video to show a bit about what you can expect to see. Remember, these are videos that are supposed to have something to do with great technological achievements and such.
https://i.ibb.co/qF2r1Pj/IMG-3792.png
https://i.ibb.co/x13P15b/IMG-3790.png

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So, weirdo Europeans doing weird European shit? How does that translate to Sally Soccer Mom doing yoga 3 days a week into letting satan control her life?
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:31:49 AM EDT
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No. I’ll go ahead and dismiss it as crazy without going down some rabbit hole of abject retardation.
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Yeah you’re probably right. Stripping down and tangling yourself naked with a bunch of other people in weird poses is a great way to make a video trailer about what the largest particle collider to study atomic data really does. Definitely not more than meets the eye there. Or wearing huge creeping goat horn costumes and binding people up with chains and leading them through weird dances for opening a new underground tunnel.

Just put your head back on the soft pillow and go back to sleep. There isn’t anything going on behind the scenes that you should trouble yourself with. Just keep distracting yourself with all the goodies the world has to offer a bit longer.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:32:18 AM EDT
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Jesus Christ...

People do it for fitness and flexibility. Not some satanist bullshit.

Better stop decorating a Christmas Tree, or partaking in any Christian traditions that straight up stole them from Pagan rituals lmao.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:32:38 AM EDT
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OP is trolling, and trying to make Christianity look rediculous.
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lol
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:33:22 AM EDT
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So, weirdo Europeans doing weird European shit? How does that translate to Sally Soccer Mom doing yoga 3 days a week into letting satan control her life?
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DON’T YOU SEE??????

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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:35:06 AM EDT
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Yeah you’re probably right. Stripping down and tangling yourself naked with a bunch of other people in weird poses is a great way to make a video trailer about what the largest particle collider to study atomic data really does. Definitely not more than meets the eye there. Or wearing huge creeping goat horn costumes and binding people up with chains and leading them through weird dances for opening a new underground tunnel.

Just put your head back on the soft pillow and go back to sleep. There isn’t anything going on behind the scenes that you should trouble yourself with. Just keep distracting yourself with all the goodies the world has to offer a bit longer.
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You have proven that people on the internet do retarded shit, plenty of which is on display in this thread.

If you think that has some kind weird overly important meaning you might want to think about cutting your pills in half.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:36:57 AM EDT
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I was just trying to stretch my back out.

Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:37:19 AM EDT
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Does this include naked yoga
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:37:46 AM EDT
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Yeah you’re probably right. Stripping down and tangling yourself naked with a bunch of other people in weird poses is a great way to make a video trailer about what the largest particle collider to study atomic data really does. Definitely not more than meets the eye there. Or wearing huge creeping goat horn costumes and binding people up with chains and leading them through weird dances for opening a new underground tunnel.

Just put your head back on the soft pillow and go back to sleep. There isn’t anything going on behind the scenes that you should trouble yourself with. Just keep distracting yourself with all the goodies the world has to offer a bit longer.
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I’m guessing you’ve never been to Europe or know about Krampus festivals/parades?

Just because you don’t know something or understand it doesn’t mean it’s from the Debil.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:38:46 AM EDT
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And that folks, is why we never smoke crack.

LMFAO @ OP.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:39:17 AM EDT
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My sister is a yoga teacher and has totally adopted every angle of the world’s agenda and  ew World Order. She even supports her bisexual daughter in every way.
Her and I are total opposites.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:39:34 AM EDT
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I’m guessing you’ve never been to Europe or know about Krampus festivals/parades?
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ALSO DEVIL SHIT!!!
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:40:31 AM EDT
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My sister is a yoga teacher and has totally adopted every angle of the world’s agenda and  ew World Order. She even supports her bisexual daughter in every way.
Her and I are total opposites.
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I bet the yoga made the daughter gay
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:40:46 AM EDT
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That’s neat.

The woman that teaches my wife’s favorite yoga class is a Baptist.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:40:49 AM EDT
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ALSO DEVIL SHIT!!!
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THEY SWAT NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:43:49 AM EDT
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And that folks, is why we never smoke crack.

LMFAO @ OP.
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I picture midcap drinking his morning coffee and laughing his ass off at this thread.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:44:31 AM EDT
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You're toast man. Maybe you can be one of Satan's old school body guards.

Me on the other hand... I listen to nothing but Bible verses as I swing my katanas with reckless abandon, trying to knock one out of the park.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:49:17 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:51:28 AM EDT
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Yeah you’re probably right. Stripping down and tangling yourself naked with a bunch of other people in weird poses is a great way to make a video trailer about what the largest particle collider to study atomic data really does. Definitely not more than meets the eye there. Or wearing huge creeping goat horn costumes and binding people up with chains and leading them through weird dances for opening a new underground tunnel.

Just put your head back on the soft pillow and go back to sleep. There isn’t anything going on behind the scenes that you should trouble yourself with. Just keep distracting yourself with all the goodies the world has to offer a bit longer.
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No. I’ll go ahead and dismiss it as crazy without going down some rabbit hole of abject retardation.


Yeah you’re probably right. Stripping down and tangling yourself naked with a bunch of other people in weird poses is a great way to make a video trailer about what the largest particle collider to study atomic data really does. Definitely not more than meets the eye there. Or wearing huge creeping goat horn costumes and binding people up with chains and leading them through weird dances for opening a new underground tunnel.

Just put your head back on the soft pillow and go back to sleep. There isn’t anything going on behind the scenes that you should trouble yourself with. Just keep distracting yourself with all the goodies the world has to offer a bit longer.


What does that have to do with back and shoulder stretches?
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 10:52:01 AM EDT
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If God has a problem with me doing yoga, then he shouldn’t have blessed me with a fucked up back/sciatica/bulging disks.
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That's where I'm at. 14 years, 7 surgeries, countless injections, MRIs, CAT scans, and doctor appointments. This thread has been a reminder that I need to find natural ways to live with my problems. I just had my second nerve stimulator removed last week. I'm pretty much out of medical things to try. So I need to work harder at seeking out natural solutions.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 11:01:24 AM EDT
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That's where I'm at. 14 years, 7 surgeries, countless injections, MRIs, CAT scans, and doctor appointments. This thread has been a reminder that I need to find natural ways to live with my problems. I just had my second nerve stimulator removed last week. I'm pretty much out of medical things to try. So I need to work harder at seeking out natural solutions.
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If God has a problem with me doing yoga, then he shouldn't have blessed me with a fucked up back/sciatica/bulging disks.


That's where I'm at. 14 years, 7 surgeries, countless injections, MRIs, CAT scans, and doctor appointments. This thread has been a reminder that I need to find natural ways to live with my problems. I just had my second nerve stimulator removed last week. I'm pretty much out of medical things to try. So I need to work harder at seeking out natural solutions.
Seriously. Check out DDPY Yoga.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 11:13:09 AM EDT
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I actually looked it up when I saw it mentioned. I read mostly positive reviews. So it's on my radar now.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 11:30:46 AM EDT
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One of the most conservative women I've ever known, I mean gun toting, worked at a gun shop, fairly religious, etc, got into Yoga hardcore and it has totally transformed her.

In many of her reels and stories she looks possessed.  In one of hers she goes on about how touching the warmth of her stools and feeling them is so freeing.

I mean she has completely lost her mind.  

So I can see what Yoga did to her and what the OP is saying makes sense.

ETA:  I don't think practicing the poses of Yoga is bad and sinful or anything like that.  But it does open you up to Buddhism and Satanism, making it easy to fall prey to it like my friend did.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 11:35:12 AM EDT
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Can I @ you to future loopy midcap threads so you can translate?
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 11:36:27 AM EDT
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This reminds me of the ban on the word "namaste" om Alabama schools which for Centuries has just meant hello and goodbye
I'm sure there is a version of Midcap in India reminding people that goodbye is a contraction of god bless ye and thinks be are all praying when we say it 450 years later
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 11:37:00 AM EDT
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Um yeah. Yoga pants are the work of the devil. OK
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 11:50:52 AM EDT
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One of the most conservative women I've ever known, I mean gun toting, worked at a gun shop, fairly religious, etc, got into Yoga hardcore and it has totally transformed her.

In many of her reels and stories she looks possessed.  In one of hers she goes on about how touching the warmth of her stools and feeling them is so freeing.

I mean she has completely lost her mind.  

So I can see what Yoga did to her and what the OP is saying makes sense.

ETA:  I don't think practicing the poses of Yoga is bad and sinful or anything like that.  But it does open you up to Buddhism and Satanism, making it easy to fall prey to it like my friend did.
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Sounds like she’s crazy, not a Satanist.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:08:59 PM EDT
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I actually looked it up when I saw it mentioned. I read mostly positive reviews. So it's on my radar now.
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Some workout gyms or Physical Therapy places with exercise equipment and memberships will have a DDPY certified instructor.  My daughter is a PT tech at a PT/gym and they have several instructors that do classes daily.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:18:26 PM EDT
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To those that want to immediately dismiss this as crazy. I would suggest you research this or anything for that matter before passing judgement. These videos below show some dances and such that were done for the particle collider at CERN and the Gotthard base tunnel. If you don’t think there is more to it after watching those then I’m sorry you are truly asleep.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cllqr1nmdYk&pp=ygUKY2VybiBkYW5jZQ%3D%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b-TKQaqml6k&t=322s&pp=ygUaY2VybiBvcGVuaW5nIGNlcmVtb255IDIwMTU%3D

Stills from the video to show a bit about what you can expect to see. Remember, these are videos that are supposed to have something to do with great technological achievements and such.
https://i.ibb.co/qF2r1Pj/IMG-3792.png
https://i.ibb.co/x13P15b/IMG-3790.png

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Posting a video from YouTube as "proof" of anything is beyond pants on the head retarded.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:24:52 PM EDT
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Because the poses have meaning, even if you don't understand that meaning.
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They only have meaning if you give them meaning.

Just like Gay used to mean happy or bright. Now it means something completely different.

You give the Devil power when you accept his meanings, you destroy his power when you don't.

a symbol is satanic, only if you believe it to be. To do so, gives it power.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:30:21 PM EDT
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I only consider yoga to be stretching and strengthening exercises. How exactly is that the devil?
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:31:54 PM EDT
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Because the poses have meaning, even if you don't understand that meaning.
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Can't be a Christian, and a Hindu. I don't see an issue with it if you leave the Hindu part out, and just do the exercises.

Because the poses have meaning, even if you don't understand that meaning.
Do you have a list of poses we should avoid? I don't do yoga or anything, but I want to make extra sure as I get up from the couch or move around in daily life I don't accidentally position myself in a way that allows satan or other demons to enter me.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:36:22 PM EDT
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I only consider yoga to be stretching and strengthening exercises. How exactly is that the devil?
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You have to do yoga listening to KISS backwards for the full demon effect.

Substitutes are:
Stairway To Heaven, and A Country Boy Can Survive.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:40:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:41:31 PM EDT
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Does any religion survive if you remove the guilt and fear?

Hail Satan
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:44:28 PM EDT
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What if you remove stretching exercises?

WHAT IF YOU ADD STRETCHING EXERCISES WHAT THEN????
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:47:39 PM EDT
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The Hindu gods are not the same as Christian's Satan or Lucifer.

Satan and Lucifer aren't one in the same.

Mixing them as if they are all the same god is fallacious.

But Christian's seem to know more about how the Evil One operates more than any other sect.

I have never seen a "sell your soul" contract. Wouldn't even know how to go about that.

I have never seen a possessed yoga practitioner.

Its funny how most all of the bad and good of religious and anti religious acts -can only been seen and witnessed after you die.

No proof can ever be offered.

Yet, everyday we witness people possessed by alcohol. A true evil spirit for some (not everyone) including Noah who blacked out and didn't know WTF happened to him.

We should not worry about the splinter of our neighbor's while we have a log sticking out of our eye.
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