After a rowdy party at a friend’s house (he’s Irish), I took his sister home with me (she was visiting from Ireland). We’re doing naked stuff, and she starts spouting unintelligible gibberish. I look up from what I’m doing, trying to figure out what’s going on. “GOON”, she yelled. I had no idea what the hell that was. “AI...GOOO...UNN... THAN”. I had no clue what she was saying, but went back to work. A good time was had by all, but I wasn’t invited back to his house any more after that.
She thought my Texas accent was hot.