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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 7:19:58 AM EDT
[#1]
Only if she'll give you BBBJ and BBFSCIP
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 7:21:18 AM EDT
[#2]
She may prefer jail over your basement
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 7:35:43 AM EDT
[#3]
Probably cleans up nicely.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 7:38:03 AM EDT
[#4]
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Crazy eyes ...

Methy scabs ...

SIIHP Do it and post pics.
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FIFY
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 7:46:26 AM EDT
[#5]
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Randomly decided to check recent arrest records in my local town

Lo and behold this chick

In for domestic battery. 500 bail.

What says the hive

http://i.imgur.com/wZGJJMJ.png
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No.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 7:53:44 AM EDT
[#6]
She would ride you like a pony the first night, and try to kill you the second night.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:00:40 AM EDT
[#7]
This is clearly a brilliant idea.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:04:53 AM EDT
[#8]
You need to visit first and negotiate the deal.  Be like if I bail you out we go straight to pound town and anal is a must.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:05:56 AM EDT
[#9]
Her pimp might get mad.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:07:00 AM EDT
[#10]
Not bad ... not bad.

But this one really set the standard.

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:07:26 AM EDT
[#11]
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I checked out my county's jail.  Nothing worth spending any $$ in there


Edit: spoke too soon:

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20953224_1664969700180100_6115656816086521321_n.jpg?oh=65bb77df94f04745b2c8ea0a44aa4770&oe=5A274C6E

Trafficking stolen identities, $25k to get out.
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Nice!

I'd let her give me VD!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:10:45 AM EDT
[#12]
Chase45 had another thread that almost reached an epic level.  Can't recall though.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:16:01 AM EDT
[#13]
Bail is 10% of that,yes?

  For $50 I'd do it for the laugh...I'd stream the experience live.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:20:08 AM EDT
[#14]
Id put fiddy up if i can a turn.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:20:39 AM EDT
[#15]
Could be a good time
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:21:42 AM EDT
[#16]
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Where is this pic from?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:24:32 AM EDT
[#17]
What round for bail jumping meth head?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:34:30 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Randomly decided to check recent arrest records in my local town

Lo and behold this chick

In for domestic battery. 500 bail.

What says the hive

http://i.imgur.com/wZGJJMJ.png
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Where there's crazy there's someone willing to put a dick in it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:36:38 AM EDT
[#19]
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Because you will probably do this.

Seriously this is a bad idea. There is a lot of women out there that wont be so risky.

Crazy BF will hunt your ass down. Even worst. This chicks GF.
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This thread is no place for reason and common sense.

Just let it happen.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:37:56 AM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:46:33 AM EDT
[#21]
How long has she been in? If it's 36+ hours, that's a sign that everyone who knows her doesn't want her out. I think between 12 and 24 hours will be the sweet spot between being desperate to get out and too dangerous under any circumstances.

I respect the vision required to see the possibilities of trolling arrest records. The world needs innovators. You might want to bail out the fake identity chick first though and pick up a couple of aliases before proceeding.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:50:35 AM EDT
[#22]
Just slowly back away. She cray-cray.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:50:41 AM EDT
[#23]
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Literal crazy eyes. 
 
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That's not crazy. She's just really, really awake.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:51:10 AM EDT
[#24]
Why did she tell you to get some fava beans and a nice Chianti?  Just curious. 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:51:34 AM EDT
[#25]
Looks like trailer trash. Why go looking for trouble.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:52:44 AM EDT
[#26]
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Looks a little "methy" to me but hey, she likes to spar.
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This.

I doubt her pussy is worth $500. Probably ain't worth $50 either.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:55:06 AM EDT
[#27]
Do it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 8:57:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:04:43 AM EDT
[#29]
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Looks like trailer trash. Why go looking for trouble.
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For the benefit of those of us who aren't chase45?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:19:48 AM EDT
[#30]
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So you check arrest records for dates?

I know tinder sucks but god damn.

Eta: I'd hit it.
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What could go wrong ?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:20:33 AM EDT
[#31]
I foresee a new reality TV show.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:22:24 AM EDT
[#32]
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Do it. Herpes ain't no big deal.
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Most likely more than herpes.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:29:31 AM EDT
[#33]
Why is this even a question, bail her out, just make sure you have the cameras rolling & make sure you are wearing your stab proof vest, at least until you judge exactly what level of crazy you are dealing with.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:29:49 AM EDT
[#34]
oh well
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:35:32 AM EDT
[#35]
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Do people even get that reference to a movie from 1977?


PS Midnight Express. . . .
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Duuuuuude, I am not old but that was my childhood movie. Still have VHS laying somewhere.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:35:55 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Randomly decided to check recent arrest records in my local town
Lo and behold this chick
In for domestic battery. 500 bail.
What says the hive
http://i.imgur.com/wZGJJMJ.png
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Bro, that would be like inviting a total b*tch into your life. She assaulted her old boyfriend, a beta, to the point she got in jail for it. You will be given the same treatment. If you stand up to her and knock her down, she will sue you. 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:36:38 AM EDT
[#37]
SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:37:56 AM EDT
[#38]
She looks like a keeper.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:38:15 AM EDT
[#39]
Sure, bail my mom out of jail. OK Thx.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:49:37 AM EDT
[#40]
Did it happen yet?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:07:32 AM EDT
[#41]
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She would ride you like a pony the first night, and try to kill you the second night.
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Why would she have anything to do with the creep who bails her out? It's like everyone here thinks bailing someone out means you get a slave? You have to keep providing meth to have a slave.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:10:26 AM EDT
[#42]
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Most of the time you only get aids 50% of the time.
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:13:15 AM EDT
[#43]
I tried picking one out at the women's shelter. I thought it worked like the animal shelter. Boy was I wrong!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:19:05 AM EDT
[#44]
Cameron Diaz has fallen on rough times.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:24:11 AM EDT
[#45]
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Maybe just start with visitation

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LOL
Hilarious scene from The Cable Guy.

Seriously chase, do it!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:27:32 AM EDT
[#46]
Do it OP!  Post updates.

In on epic thread in the making.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:36:34 AM EDT
[#47]
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Doesn't it take moving the heavens to get a young girl locked up for a domestic?
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LOL.  No.

I guess depends on the state, jurisdiction and agency.  You get a "shall arrest" policy on top of a strict law and people go to jail.  90% bullshit.  But, if the IA judge didn't just send her out the door, there is something going on.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:42:15 AM EDT
[#48]
I remember my first day working in the jail and at intake. This smoking hot blonde was booked it for drug possession. She was AMAZING!  Nice clothes, nice hair , imagine something like a glamed tomi larhen, total sorority girl type. I worked i worked in the jail almost exactly a year to the day. I had saw that same girl come in about 3 months after that first day and she looked a lil worse. So on my last day I looked her up to see all the other times she was in. She was arrested like 9 more times and the order they went was crazy from that smoking hot girl to a complete meth zombie!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:43:41 AM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:45:21 AM EDT
[#50]
heck thought this was gonna be a dog pound thread with a cool puppy story
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