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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:24:00 AM EST
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If you're lucky they'll be enough of you left for DNA identification. 
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In her mouth.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:25:34 AM EST
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Do people even get that reference to a movie from 1977?


PS Midnight Express. . . .
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What the fuck are you talking about most of the guys on here, were not even born in 1977

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:27:20 AM EST
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:29:31 AM EST
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Do people even get that reference to a movie from 1977?


PS Midnight Express. . . .
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Maybe just start with visitation

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Do people even get that reference to a movie from 1977?


PS Midnight Express. . . .
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:40:31 AM EST
[#5]
What am o liable for it I bail her out
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:43:27 AM EST
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What am o liable for it I bail her out
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Any fucking stupid shit she does on your money, you are guaranteeing that she will show up for all court dates and such...Guess you don't know about the bail system do you, you bail them out, you have a new parasite attached to your hip!

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:45:25 AM EST
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Any fucking stupid shit she does on your money, you are guaranteeing that she will show up for all court dates and such...Guess you don't know about the bail system do you, you bail them out, you have a new parasite attached to your hip!

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So I'm out 500 if she fucks up or does it extend beyond thst
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:47:24 AM EST
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I checked out my county's jail.  Nothing worth spending any $$$ in there


Edit: spoke too soon:



Trafficking stolen identities, $25k to get out.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:50:18 AM EST
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So I'm out 500 if she fucks up or does it extend beyond thst
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You never know, be sure and read the small print on the form they make you sign if you do decide to bail her out and don't expect anything in return from her, as soon as she comes through the release door she will jack rabbit on you and then they are going to be up your ass trying to find out where she is.  They won't accept the excuse that you did it out of the goodness of your heart, they will be up your ass every single day.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:50:46 AM EST
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I know a guy who did something similar, he said she was good in the sack and gave head better than his old lady.  His old bitch ran off with another woman 2 months prior ending a 50 yr marriage.  Dude said he would fuck anything with a vag and pretty face. I guess he did....  I wouldnt have invited the druggie into my house though. Hotel room for the night FTW.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:52:19 AM EST
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It's probably a 10% cash bond, in which case if she doesn't show up for court, you may be out $5,000.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:53:10 AM EST
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Do it!! For all of us!

She'll rob you blind and eventually stab you while you sleep but it'll be an epic ride, she'll be crazy in the sack and we'll get some epic threads out of it!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:53:40 AM EST
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It's probably a 10% cash bond, in which case if she doesn't show up for court, you may be out $5,000.
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Lol.

No IHOP for this bitch then
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:54:30 AM EST
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Sure, bail 'er out!

That way when they let her out, she can look at you like a creep, tell you to fuck off and get away and go straight back to the shithead (the other shithead, not you) who beat her in the first place.

Brilliant plan!  What could go wrong?
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Dude, kinda specific.

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:01:25 AM EST
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Bail+$15

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:07:44 AM EST
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OP has fent?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:17:10 AM EST
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I went on our local arrest site and saw where my niece got arrested for a failure to appear. Several months back she got popped for distribution of schedule 1 or 2. This kid came to all of our family gatherings when she was little. It's a shame but I'm really glad she doesn't know where I live now.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 2:28:23 AM EST
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Looks a little "methy" to me but hey, she likes to spar.
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My thoughts exactly.  Looks a little rough and the acne.  I'd say meth user.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:12:32 AM EST
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Beautiful criminals are the in thing right now. Everyone wants one. Like that "hot mugshot guy" that went viral. This is a ground floor opportunity for you that you don't want to blow. If you wuss out someone else is going to do it. Tell her you "discovered" her and are bailing her out to make her famous, like Jeremy Meeks. Lots of upside if you play it right including tremendous sex. Not much downside but  if things go south they can identify you via dental records.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:13:25 AM EST
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You are a genius. Go get her and buy her some pancakes.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:15:47 AM EST
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LOL HOLY SHIT SAW THE TITLE BUT NOT THE POSTER, CLICKED AND SAID TO MYSELF IN ON CHASE45 THREAD. 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:16:37 AM EST
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You are a genius. Go get her and buy her some pancakes.
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If she was here in tent city I'd be sending a limo down to get her.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:17:39 AM EST
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Where's the gofundme for the bail? I'm in for $10
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:19:12 AM EST
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That is exactly the kind of chick that would cut your dick off in the middle of the night while you're sound asleep and throw it in a ditch.

It's still kinda tempting though, isn't it...
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:21:10 AM EST
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That is exactly the kind of chick that would cut your dick off in the middle of the night while you're sound asleep and throw it in a ditch.

It's still kinda tempting though, isn't it...
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Thats why you keep her chained up at night dummy!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:25:44 AM EST
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In chase45 thread
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 3:40:15 AM EST
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She looks like the kind of chick where you would need a cyanide capsule hidden in a phony tooth before you have sex with her, for when things go horribly wrong.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 4:28:50 AM EST
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Caveat emptor
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 4:41:57 AM EST
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What could possibly go wrong.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 4:58:33 AM EST
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Looks like the chlamydia would be just the tip of the iceberg of the fun with that one Chase.  Do it pussy!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:01:50 AM EST
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DO IT!!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:03:03 AM EST
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So I'm out 500 if she fucks up or does it extend beyond thst
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Nope, that's pretty much it.  Except the herpes
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:04:13 AM EST
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Most likely she walks out of jail without even a thank you and you never see her again.  Until the next time she shows up in the arrest record.  Not sure why anyone thinks by bailing her out you automatically get any action.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:05:04 AM EST
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The OP must love drama 

Great IDEA AND PLEASE POST RESULTS!

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:16:30 AM EST
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Do it!! For all of us!

She'll rob you blind and eventually stab you while you sleep but it'll be an epic ride, she'll be crazy in the sack and we'll get some epic threads out of it!
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This, of course, is the correct answer.

We need this.

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:27:29 AM EST
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OP, your a daisy if ya do.

I reckon it's like going down to the animal shelter and bailing a cute one out, a lil female, innocent of the charges.

Then ya get her home and she tears all your shit up, craps and pisses all over your house.

Yup, you go ahead and post updates.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:30:08 AM EST
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Because you will probably do this.

Seriously this is a bad idea. There is a lot of women out there that wont be so risky.

Crazy BF will hunt your ass down. Even worst. This chicks GF.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:33:58 AM EST
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This is why you have two kidneys.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:34:33 AM EST
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Ilikeporkchops thread 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:34:39 AM EST
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I'm pretty sure this is how the Manson girls chose their first victims.


Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:42:21 AM EST
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Meh.  Add a "t" and you get meth.

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:48:50 AM EST
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:53:12 AM EST
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Thats why you keep her chained up at night dummy!
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That is exactly the kind of chick that would cut your dick off in the middle of the night while you're sound asleep and throw it in a ditch.

It's still kinda tempting though, isn't it...
Thats why you keep her chained up at night dummy!
You have to keep her chained up in the basement at all times, not just at night!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:56:30 AM EST
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Dibs on guns and ammo.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 5:57:47 AM EST
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Totally worth the risk.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 6:00:18 AM EST
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No need to bail em out.

Just hang out in the courthouse or the area they pay thier fines and court costs on installment.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 6:10:55 AM EST
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make sure you post the video on porn hub



Title it "ready to get back at boyfriend"
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 6:11:50 AM EST
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@BTccw


Best post of this thread!  I spit coffee.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 6:16:06 AM EST
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 6:17:40 AM EST
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Probably cleans up nice
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