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Those incidents suck.
EMT I dated once said that she really hated the creative ones, particularly when they needed to get the shovel.(Apparently, she kept a shovel on the ambulance just for those incidents)
I've heard about some fairly bad ones, myself. Nastiest one was some dude who got pulled into a grinding mill, one of those big-ass industrial ones on quarries. No one knows if it was an accident or intentional, but he was ground up into chunks and paste, seeping out of the sides and bottom. Took 'em almost an hour to realize he was missing, and even longer to figure out what happened. I don't envy the poor fuckers who had to clean that thing.
Machine didn't even stutter.
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The worst I've sort of seen was a suicide-by-freight train.
The ambulance crew that was with the body for about 6 hours showed up at the emergency room to have the idiot declared dead. It's not often you see EMTs absolutely pasty white and looking like they threw up 3 or 4 times.
I was a paramedic in training at the time and the ER doc who went out to pronounce took me with him.
We let into the ambulance to find a misshapen body bag lying on the gurney. The doc slams his hand down on it and there was no reaction. He turned and looked at me and said "8:10. If you're fucking ghoul go ahead and open it up."
I passed.
Those incidents suck.
EMT I dated once said that she really hated the creative ones, particularly when they needed to get the shovel.(Apparently, she kept a shovel on the ambulance just for those incidents)
I've heard about some fairly bad ones, myself. Nastiest one was some dude who got pulled into a grinding mill, one of those big-ass industrial ones on quarries. No one knows if it was an accident or intentional, but he was ground up into chunks and paste, seeping out of the sides and bottom. Took 'em almost an hour to realize he was missing, and even longer to figure out what happened. I don't envy the poor fuckers who had to clean that thing.
Machine didn't even stutter.
The industrial ones always skeeve me out, like the dude wrapped around the lathe with one perfect eyeball just sitting there.
Granted I'm not a machinist, but knowing it could turn you inside out should be a good reason to follow safety rules.
When I was working at the hospital before I got sick, (patient facing admin and ER admitting) I can only think of a couple suicide attempts that came in. A couple OD's but the one that burned into my memory was just... dude.
So I'm watching the bus pulling into the bay, with a fire engine and two police units after it. So I'm thinking it's someone combative as hell or something. I clearly remember it was Nurse's week, because one of the security guys was eating a taco while we waited. One of the officers comes over to tell us that it was bad and X should probably want to put the taco away because it was bad. He looks at the officer, then the ambulance, back to the taco, and takes a huge bite.
Seriously, his twisted grin is just burned into my mind. Never got the chance to go grouse hunting with him either. Got sick before then.
Anyhow.
It took 8-10 guys to haul this bariatric dude out of the bus and onto a heavy duty gurney. Turns out he decided to try to off himself. By refusing to get up to use the bathroom. For fucking weeks. Everything was septic as hell. Thankfully they put that fat fuck in one of the negative pressure rooms.
Seriously WTF. Also, I can honestly say without a doubt, I don't miss that job. Between the interoffice politics and exposing me to all sorts of shit without informing me, fuck those guys. It's also why I fly to Seattle for medical care.