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Posted: 1/17/2021 11:21:35 PM EDT
Have all of the dolphins suddenly left the planet? All I know is 42 is the answer.

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Wat
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The intergalactic highway can’t get here fast enough.
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We’ve got to build bypasses!
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Dolphins want to rape us.

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tbh one of the top 5 best movies. and books.
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IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
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Agreed!
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NEVER skinny dip in the ocean!!! Just don't do it!!!
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aaahhh the restaurant at the end of universe
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Vogon Destructor Fleet inbound. Ready to hitch a ride!
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Gota know where your towel is.


Hitchhiker's Guide - "Know where your towel is"
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This is a perfect dupe then! Jump in my friend, the universe is vast and there is plenty of room for all of us!
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NEVER skinny dip in the ocean!!! Just don't do it!!!
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NEVER skinny dip in the ocean!!! Just don't do it!!!


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Need me a pan-galactic gargle blaster.
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I hope you have your towel.
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FPNI is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that something so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.  The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing.' 'But, says Man, the FPNI is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' 'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and vanishes in a puff of logic. 'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid from making a small fortune when he used it as the theme of his best-selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up For God.
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Any Vogon here want to read us a little bedtime poetry?
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Was going to mention the bypass, but beat.
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On fetid gruntbuggily. Thy micturations are unto me as thou are to a... Lurgid bee! Groop I implore thee, my funting turlingdromes.

See if I don't!
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On fetid gruntbuggily. Thy micturations are unto me as thou are to a... Lurgid bee! Groop I implore thee, my funting turlingdromes.

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Perfect! Now from a Perfect Circle as posted in the other HHGTTG thread: Credit to @SamuelAdams1776 for tagging it earlier!
A Perfect Circle - So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish (Official Video)
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The most recent movie was terrible.

Except, that there could not ever be a more perfect voice actor for Marvin than Alan Rickman.

That was nailed so perfectly.
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As a .gov drone there are days that I want a sign plate on my office door that says "Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous"
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturitions are to me,

As plurdled gabbleblotchits,

On a lurgid bee,

That mordiously hath blurted out,

Its earted jurtles,

Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,

Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,

And living glupules frart and slipulate,

Like jowling meated liverslime,

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,

And hooptiously drangle me,

With crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don't.
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Name checks out.
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WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
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I already "in'd" that gif a while ago.

But please steal it!

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I already "in'd" that gif a while ago.

But please steal it!

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Get over yourself.
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Fuck Dolphins. Herpes ridden fish thieves.
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“Resistance is useless!”
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Get over yourself.
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I already "in'd" that gif a while ago.

But please steal it!

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Get over yourself.


I really was trying to be helpful.

If he wanted to make it an IN gif, I wanted to save him work. Lol.
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here's one I made today:

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I really was trying to be helpful.

If he wanted to make it an IN gif, I wanted to save him work. Lol.
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Well apparently I’m retarded because I don’t know what  IN gif is.
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Well apparently I’m retarded because I don’t know what  IN gif is.
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I really was trying to be helpful.

If he wanted to make it an IN gif, I wanted to save him work. Lol.


Well apparently I’m retarded because I don’t know what  IN gif is.


Bruh

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yup laugh it up chuckles
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Scooter - How Much Is The Fish (Official Video HQ)
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Sorry for all the trouble.

We apologize for the inconvenience.
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yup laugh it up chuckles
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yup laugh it up chuckles


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yup you won....I figured it out.
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You need to have the ball kick back out when she does her 'motion', just like the electric putting holes kick back the ball to shoot again...
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yup you won....I figured it out.
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That's really the thing.

My communication skills are not great in general. And when I'm drunk they get worse. I often come off as an angry sarcastic asshole. And... most of the time, it isn't what I intended.
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