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Link Posted: 3/31/2012 1:09:16 AM EDT
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THAT would be the first time in years that I'd pay attention to the safety briefing on a plane!!


Link Posted: 3/31/2012 1:11:50 AM EDT
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Gave my mea culpa 2 posts back.  I do remember the furor, but got my shit bass ackwards.  My shit is all retarded.  Brought to you by Carl's Jr.


Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really
kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now



 
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 1:51:10 AM EDT
[#3]
Tag for home

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Link Posted: 3/31/2012 1:59:25 AM EDT
[#4]
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Quoted:
THAT would be the first time in years that I'd pay attention to the safety briefing on a plane!!


Wait until some fat-canned bitch bureaucrat at the FAA sees this....


I doubt they care what the FAA thinks.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 2:20:14 AM EDT
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Air Hooters. Let me stand on this little bench, while I stow your umbrella in our overhead bin.


How dare we talk about professional waitresses in such a manner!
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 3:05:29 AM EDT
[#6]
Nice.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 3:09:59 AM EDT
[#7]
I have no problem with it at all....was tastefully done.....not like they were running around and ripping their clothes off.

People are way too damn uptight. In before the fat chicks claim this is discriminatory.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 3:25:47 AM EDT
[#8]

i think ANYTHING different done by the FA's would help out the whole flying experience

e.g.

Link Posted: 3/31/2012 4:45:57 AM EDT
[#9]
does the safety brief = safety dance   ????????
I was told they were 2 different things............
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 7:04:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/31/2012 5:44:56 PM EDT
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I would greatly reduce my bitching about the TSA if they had hot asian chicks as their only employees.


Your wish is granted....

Link Posted: 3/31/2012 5:59:44 PM EDT
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Unfortunately, American laws only allows oversized chicks so those safety shows won't be fun to watch


Delta had a cute redhead in their safety video a few years ago.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 6:06:07 PM EDT
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That was from last year.  All those flight attendants lost their jobs over it when the company went apeshit due to the bad press, though the online response was positive.  


Thats retarded
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 6:06:51 PM EDT
[#14]
I have flown that airline, they didn't dance when I was on our flight.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 6:07:00 PM EDT
[#15]
Fake video is fake. I know this because the dude says "Remove sharp objects from your body" when they're demonstrating the blow up airy neck thing. Everyone knows sharp objects aren't allowed on planes.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 6:08:24 PM EDT
[#16]
Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign?
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 6:13:30 PM EDT
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Anyone who has returned a rental car at Orlando International "A" terminal can vouch for this: You return your car, cross the street, enter terminal A, go up the escalator, take a left, and end up walking through the Virgin Atlantic ticketing area. The amount of talent there (VA flight attendants and staff) is very easy on the eyes

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Link Posted: 3/31/2012 6:22:38 PM EDT
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Quoted:



Quoted:

I would greatly reduce my bitching about the TSA if they had hot asian chicks as their only employees.




Your wish is granted....



http://iwandahnial.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/rrc-9.jpg?w=510&h=363


With a happy ending?





 
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 6:25:22 PM EDT
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THAT would be the first time in years that I'd pay attention to the safety briefing on a plane!!


You and me both, and I still wouldn't have any idea what she said.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 6:33:21 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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I would greatly reduce my bitching about the TSA if they had hot asian chicks as their only employees.


Your wish is granted....

http://iwandahnial.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/rrc-9.jpg?w=510&h=363

With a happy ending?

 


If they would still do the regular "search" that the TSA currently does, yes indeed.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 6:36:36 PM EDT
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pretty obnoxious maybe

Your user name is... apropos.

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Link Posted: 3/31/2012 6:44:27 PM EDT
[#22]
I can't wait to hear some fat ass bitch saying that was offensive.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 7:10:56 PM EDT
[#23]
Well, I have obviously been taking the wrong planes.
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