GET TO THE CHOPPA!

Dawn of the Dead 2004 had some good ones.
Ana: The bleeding's not going to stop on its own, I need to stitch his arm.

CJ: What are you, a fucking doctor?

Ana: No, I'm a fucking nurse.



Andre: Hey, my man... I hear you talkin' a lot, you know, you're always
sayin' something... Who the fuck are you, that we should listen? Were
you, like, in a special ops unit in the marines? What the fuck do you
do?

Michael: I sell televisions at Best Buy.


Andre: Hey, officer! How do you like following a guy that sells TVs?

Kenneth: About as much as I like following a guy who steals them.



Michael: Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We
need a solution. We need... we need to get some food over there.

Steve: Yeah, OK, I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.



CJ: Not to shit on anyone's riff here, but let me just see if I grasp
this concept, ok? You're suggesting that we take some fucking parking
shuttles, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just
head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some
cowboy movie jump-on-the-covered-wagon bullshit. Then, we're gonna
drive across a ruined city, through a welcome committee of a few
hundred thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the
sunset on this fucking asshole's boat? And head for some island that
for all we know doesn't even exist?

Kenneth: Yeah.

Tucker: Pretty much, yeah.

Ana: [nods her head]

Michael: Yeah.

CJ: Okay... I'm in.

Thank you, Simone.





 

Johnny Got his Gun-when the boy and his dad are talking about democracy––
"What IS democracy?"
dad-"I'm not sure. But just like any other form of government, it's got something to do with young men killing each other I believe".


Later in the same movie, nodding his head in Morse telling them to kill him
Doctor turns to priest-"Don't you have SOME message for him?"
Priest shakes his head no
Doc-"You can at least tell him to put his faith in God."
Priest-"I won't test his faith against your stupidity."
Doc-"You're a hell of a priest."
Priest-"He's the product of YOUR profession, not mine."

"Be excellent to each other"
"Party on, dudes!"

I tried




 

"We're living in a world that's blowing itself to hell as fast as everyone can arrange it. In a situation like that, all a man can do is shut his eyes and let nothing touch him."



- Sgt. Welsh (Sean Penn), The Thin Red Line (1998)

One of my favorite monologues ever.

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

  "I like money"

Awesomeness!

The first line is from Happy Gilmore

"If I'm not back in five minutes... JUST WAIT LONGER!!"

Ace Ventura

Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.  Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.

You know, the worst ain't so bad when it finally happens. Not half as bad as you figure it'll be before it's happened.
Treasure of the Sierra Madre

You move me, I’ll break up into little pieces.  But what a deal.  Look, there’s this dough, see.  There’s all this dough, 350 Gs.  Do you hear what I’m sayin’?  350 Gs, in the Park in Rosita, Rosita Beach State Park, just south of Dago in Santa Rosita.  It’s in this box buried under this, buried under this big W.  You’ll see it.  You’ll see it under this, under this big W. You can’t miss it, a big, a big W.  And it’s been there, and it’s been layin’ there 15 years.  Jimmy Durante in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

MARK IT ZERO...

great books, good movies.

Two dinner table scenes:

Nutty Professor w/ Eddie Murphy

Scent of a Woman, when Al Pacino visits his brother for Thanksgiving and tells him that he needs to go down on her more often.

Oh you nailed my favorite lines there from Dawn of the dead

"Hey Griswold where you gonna put that tree?"  "Bend over and I'll show ya"  -  Christmas vacation.

"Merry Christmas, shitter's full"  - same movie

"One of these men may save your life one of these days"  "then again maybe one of us won't" - Stripes

"well, we were on the way to the local bingo parlor you see, and the instructions got all fouled up"   -   Stripes

"Jesus Christ, dosent anybody knock any more?"  - Fast times at Ridgemont High

"Fuck you bitch" - Run Ronnie Run

"Forgiveness is between them and their god.  I'm here to arrange the meeting."  John Creasy/Denzel Washington from Man on fire.

"Creasy's art is death, and tonight, he's gonna paint his masterpiece."  Christopher Walken's Character in Man on fire.

"Now I kill your fucking car." The big Lebowski.

"I killed you Mr. Anderson, I watched you die, With a certain satisfaction I might add." Agent Smith/The Matrix reloaded.

"Can you get those chickens out of the back." Anton Chigurh/No country for old men.

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Its all ball bearings nowadays.





 

You ain't seen bad yet, but it's coming.-Next of Kin

Actually, the line from the movie is:

Dying ain't much of a living boy.- Josey Wales to Bounty Hunter

"Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"

"Bullets change goverments far more than votes"

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

"The next thing out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, because it's going on your tombstone."