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Posted: 9/10/2001 1:14:15 PM EDT
I figure this will make for an interesting thread.  Any movie quote you find interesting, funny, informative, rememberable, etc. go ahead and post it.  

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."  Arnold from Predator

"What is your major malfunction numbnuts!?!" Hartman from FMJ

" I eat green berets for breakfast and right now I'm very hungry." Arnold from Commando

" Where'd he go?......Where'd whooooooooo gooooooooooo!?!" Top Gun

to be cont'd.........
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:17:38 PM EDT
[#1]
The suspense is terrible....I hope it will last.  Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:20:01 PM EDT
[#2]
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." -- Ash from Army Of Darkness
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:22:22 PM EDT
[#3]
I love Army Of Darkness so here are some more

Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

Ash: Hail to the king, baby.

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash. [cocks shotgun] Housewares.

Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:25:39 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:29:58 PM EDT
[#5]
There are at least two movies with this quote:
"Come get some"

One is Army of Darkness, the other doesn't have Bruce Campbell at all.  [:)]  Anyone know the other movie[s] with this quote?
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:30:26 PM EDT
[#6]
"Guns aren't toys.  They're for protecting yourself and your family, killing dangerous and delicious animals, and keeping the king of England out of your face." - Krusty the Klown
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:31:00 PM EDT
[#7]
"Have you ever served in an Infantry unit son?  Ever served in a forward area?  Ever put your life in another man's hands, asked him to put his life in yours?  We follow orders son, we follow orders or people die.  It's that simple."

and

"Son we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.  Who's gonna do it?  You?"

Jack Nicholson to Tom Cruise from "A Few Good Men"
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:32:21 PM EDT
[#8]
"we are gonna need a bigger boat".......JAWS

"I'll find em for 10, I'll find em and kill em for 25"............JAWS
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:34:48 PM EDT
[#9]
From the movie "Gettysburg":

"There are times when a Corps commander's Life does not count."

Brian Mallon as "General Hancock" during Pickett's charge responding to a Federal soldier who had begged Hancock to get off his horse fearing he would be killed by the attacking Confederates.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:35:09 PM EDT
[#10]
"The fact that your gun has replica written down the side of it, and my gun has desert eagle .50 written down the side of it, should precipitate your balls into shrinking when you are in my presence"
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Bullet Tooth Tony in [b][i]Snatch[/i][/b]

"Get up you big tub of guts!"
"You're a one-eyed jack in this town, Dad, 'cept I seen your other side"- Marlon Brando as Kid Rio in [b][i]One-Eyed Jacks[/i][/b]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:35:32 PM EDT
[#11]
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up.  See this?
       This is my boomstick!  It's a twelve gauge double barreled
       Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line.  You can find this in the
       sporting goods department.  That's right this sweet baby was made in
       Grand Rapids Michigan.  Retails for about $109.95.  It's got a walnut
       stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger.  That's right.  Shop
       Smart.  Shop S-mart.  Ya got that?!  Now I swear, the next one of you
       primates, even touches me... Ya!  (BOOM)  (BOOM)  


You guessed it...Army of Darkness
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:37:23 PM EDT
[#12]
"Flush out your headgear new guy, you're fresh outta friends."  Baldwin(animal mother) from FMJ

" Strong survival instinct......I admire that in a woman."  Vin Diesel from Pitch Black

" No fu**in sh** lady, do I sound like I'm orderin a fu**in pizza?" Bruce Willis from Die Hard ?I/II?

"I fart in your general direction." Monty Python

"Bring up the holy hand grenade." Monty Python

"All I ask for is sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads, is that so much to ask?" Mike Myers from Austin Powers

"You've been asked by an old friend, you've been ordered by a superior officer, and now you're being given your last chance by a man with a gun..." Ed Harris from The Rock
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:38:19 PM EDT
[#13]
Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:39:01 PM EDT
[#14]
From "The Final Option"  (22nd SAS rescue American hostages in embassy):

"Can you blokes do that again, it was bit fast for me."

- British "Bobby" to 22nd SAS 2-man entry team after SAS uses a shaped charge blow a hole through a house wall and quickly kill two terrorists holding the "Bobby" and a wife & child hostage.

I love that scene!
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:42:15 PM EDT
[#15]
“AK-47… the very best there is.  When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother f**ker in the room, accept no substitutes.”  -  

Samuel L. Jackson from the movie
"JACKIE BROWNE"

and also

“Get yourself a Glock, and lose that nickel plated sissy pistol!”  - Tommy Lee Jones to Robert Downey Jr. from the movie "U.S. MARSHALLS"

Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:43:53 PM EDT
[#16]
Sheen:" They're holding a gun to my head."
Tucker:" Medulla Alagala"
Sheen:"What?"
Tucker: " Medulla Alagala"
Sheen: " What the hell are  you talkin about?"
Tucker:" Tell em to aim right behind the ear, the Medulla Alagala, you won't feel a thing."

I know the spelling is wrong, that's how he pronounced it.  Don't remember the movie.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:46:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Mr. Blue: Our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay, but she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's something special? Take you out back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

Reservior Dogs
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:47:35 PM EDT
[#18]
"Okay hayseeds, this here's a stick up! All right now! Everybody freeze! Everybody down on the ground!"

"Well? Which is it young feller? If'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop to the ground and if'n I drop to the ground I'll be in motion."

"SHUT UP!!!"

"Okay then."

"Yeah, ya'll can just forget about that freezin' part. Just get down on the ground and ya'll can freeze when you get there."

"SHIT!!! Where're the tellers?!!"

(background) "We're down here, sir."

"Yeah Gale, they're down there just like you commanded 'em."

"GOD-DAMNIT!!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE MY REAL NAME?!!! CAN'T YOU EVEN TRY TO KEEP FROM FORGETTIN' THAT?!!!"

"Oh yeah. What about your code name?"

(Gale nods in agreement)

"Ya'll hear that? Them's code names we're using."

"And we're just about to begin robbery proper!!! YEE-HAW!!!!"

-Bank robbery scene with John Goodman and William Forsythe in [b][i]Raising Arizona.[/i][/b]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:48:33 PM EDT
[#19]
" Shitter's full!!!!!!" Eddie from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

This thread took off quicker than i expected!
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:49:10 PM EDT
[#20]
"Seeing as how the VP is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC he could become an MIA and then we'd all be put on KP."

Airman 1st Class Adrian Cronauer - "Good Morning Vietnam"
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:51:09 PM EDT
[#21]
Who can tell me what movie this is from:

Make me a sergeant, give me the booze
View Quote
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:53:37 PM EDT
[#22]
"Time to die, Iron Eagle."

" You must never hesitate." Sean Connery after throwing a Gerber LMF and hitting a guy square in the eye in The Rock.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:55:06 PM EDT
[#23]
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! [runs out, alone; then returns] What the @#%$ happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer--

Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

D-Day: Let's do it.

Bluto: LET'S DO IT!!
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 1:59:09 PM EDT
[#24]
"One more screw up like that and you'll be flying cargo planes full of rubber dogshit outta Hong Kong." Top Gun

"We go home now." Air America

"They may take our lives but they will never take.....OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!" Braveheart, ooooooo, chills everytime.[%(]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 2:05:39 PM EDT
[#25]
"At my signal, unleash hell."  From Gladiator

Link Posted: 9/10/2001 2:22:44 PM EDT
[#26]
"What is this mickey mouse shit?..................Why is Pvt. Pile out of his bunk after lights out? Why is Pvt. Pile holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping Pvt. Pile's guts out?"
"Sir, it is the Private's duty to inform the instructor that Private Pile has a full magazine and is locked and loaded, Sir!!!"
"Now you listen to me Private Pile and you listen good.  You will place that weapon on the deck at your feet and step back away from it.  What is your major malfunction numbnuts, did mommy and daddy not hold you enough when you were a child..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
"Go easy Leonard, go easy man......nooooooooooooo!!!!!!" Pile, Joker, and Hartman from FMJ

Have I seen that movie too many times?
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 2:34:23 PM EDT
[#27]
Here are a few from Aliens...  Btw, Aliens has to be #1 in all movie quotes.  [:D]

"They cut the power, what do you mean they cut the power, there animals"

"We're on an Express elevator to HELL, going down"

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Fuckin' A!

"that's it, game over man!"

"A day in the corps is like a day on the farm... every meal a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, god i love the corps"

"We're on a rescue mission to save some juicy colonists daughters from their virginity"

"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!"
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 2:40:38 PM EDT
[#28]
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies. See them flee before you. And hear the lamentation of their women".

"This one goes to eleven"

"Up 'n over, Private Pyle! You climb obstacles like old people fuck!"

"You men are all alike! Six or seven quick ones and you're off with the boys! You keep your mouth shut! Oh, I think I love him."
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 2:46:44 PM EDT
[#29]
"Blew a hole in him big enough to throw a cat through"

Slim Pickens in Rancho Deluxe
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 2:51:15 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 2:52:24 PM EDT
[#31]
"You do know how to whistle, don't you?  Just put your lips together and blow."
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 3:13:03 PM EDT
[#32]
"Saigon...........shit. I'm still in Saigon."

Opening line of Apocalypse Now.

Semper Fi.

Arq12
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 3:17:17 PM EDT
[#33]
"My father once told me, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."

Link Posted: 9/10/2001 3:36:50 PM EDT
[#34]
"Let's rock!"   -Vasquez, 'Aliens'  
Vasquez kicked ass.

"Wake up!.. Time to die."   -Leon,   'Blade Runner'

"Mother is the word for God on the lips and hearts of all children."  -Eric,  'The Crow'
I dunno why I like this quote so much, but I do.

Link Posted: 9/10/2001 3:44:50 PM EDT
[#35]
"Get the fvck off my obsacle!"
"Get the FVCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!"

Hartman in FMJ.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 4:05:40 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Who can tell me what movie this is from:

Make me a sergeant, give me the booze
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View Quote


one of my ALL TIME favorites. "THEM!"

Link Posted: 9/10/2001 4:10:01 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
"You men are all alike! Six or seven quick ones and you're off with the boys! You keep your mouth shut! Oh, I think I love him."
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"Oh sweet mystery of life I finally found you..."

Good jobs, guys.  So far we have refrained from the tired Dirty Harry quotes.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 4:10:07 PM EDT
[#38]
" I bet if there was some pussy on top of that obstacle you'd get your fat ass up there wouldn't you private pile? If God wanted you up there, he woulda miracled your ass up there by now." Hartman/FMJ

" Are you quitting on me?.....Well are you?.....Then quit you slimy, fuckin, walruss lookin piece of shit." Hartman/FMJ

" Jesus H. Christ, what is that, what the fuck is that?  What is that private pile!?!"
"Sir, it's a jelly donut, sir!"
" A jelly donut? And how did it get here private pile?"
"Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!"
"Is food allowed in the barracks private pile?"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"And are you allowed to have jelly donuts private pile?"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"And why is that private pile?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody private pile!  Why did you hide this jelly donut in your footlocker private pile?"
"Sir, because I was hungry, sir!"
"Well, because you were hungry."Hartman and Pile/FMJ

Is it just me or was he just slap full of great lines?  
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 4:12:54 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
There are at least two movies with this quote:
"Come get some"

One is Army of Darkness, the other doesn't have Bruce Campbell at all.  [:)]  Anyone know the other movie[s] with this quote?
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Hudson, during the control center fight with the aliens in [i][b]Aliens[/i][/b], just before he is pulled down and killed.

One of my favorites I've not seen here yet:

"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!" Roddy Piper, [i]They Live![/i]

Also from [i]Aliens[/i]:  "Marines!  We are [b]leaving![/b]"
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 4:19:35 PM EDT
[#40]
"What if the sky turns to fire and your nose falls off!" Pocahontas II

(can you tell I have kids?)

R35
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 4:30:39 PM EDT
[#41]
and from STRIPES:

“Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill ya.”

and from TANGO & CASH:

“Rambo ... is a pussy!” - Sylvester Stallone

and last but not least, from A FISH CALLED WANDA:

“Look, you obviously don't know anything about intelligence work, lady. It's an X-K-red-27 technique.”
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 4:51:42 PM EDT
[#42]
Terminator 2:

"I know now why you cry,but it is something
I can never do."




Rambo First blood :

Col. Truatman:"It's over Johnny."

Rambo:"Nothing is over!.....They drew first
blood not me!"


Fro the book "Z" by Bob Mayer:

'Scene is POTUS in warroom with a general watch
ing a live feed of Army soldiers who just
volunteered to assualt the chemical virus plant
that made the flirovirus Z.'


POTUS:"And all these men volunteered?"
General:"Yes,Sir."
POTUS:"Are they crazy?!?"
General{with unhidden pride}:NO Sir,they're
U.S. Army Rangers."
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 4:59:15 PM EDT
[#43]
"Who...Who...What are you a fu@&ing owl" HEAT
"I keep gettin' older, and they stay the same age" Dazed and Confused
All I can think of since most of the other good ones were taken.[:\]

Lethal[heavy]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 5:05:43 PM EDT
[#44]
"you boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie"

"just when i get to likin someone they ain't around long"
I noticed when you get to dislikin someone they ain't around long either"!

"watch er abe, he's meaner than a rattler and twice as fast"

"well mr. carpet bagger, we have something around here called the missoura boat ride"

" dyin ain't much of a living"

clint eastwood - outlaw josy whales


Quoted:
I figure this will make for an interesting thread.  Any movie quote you find interesting, funny, informative, rememberable, etc. go ahead and post it.  

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."  Arnold from Predator

"What is your major malfunction numbnuts!?!" Hartman from FMJ

" I eat green berets for breakfast and right now I'm very hungry." Arnold from Commando

" Where'd he go?......Where'd whooooooooo gooooooooooo!?!" Top Gun

to be cont'd.........
View Quote
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 5:05:59 PM EDT
[#45]
"I suspect no one,....I suspect everyone"

Peter Sellers "A Shot in the Dark"
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 5:19:52 PM EDT
[#46]
I can't believe its not here yet...

"Say hello to my little friend!"

-Al Pacino, Scarface

[rocket]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 5:20:49 PM EDT
[#47]
Aint nothing like a good piece of hicory
Clint Eastwood Pale rider
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 5:24:52 PM EDT
[#48]
"I ain't got time to beed." Jesse Ventura to ?
"You got time to duck" ? to J.V. in Predator.
Just cause I ain't seen it in here yet "We don't need no stinkeeng batches"
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 5:24:57 PM EDT
[#49]
slap shot

Fuck it!
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 5:25:11 PM EDT
[#50]
"I'll be your huckleberry"  Val Kilmer in Tombstone(I think thats the movie)

Not the exact quote, but "You need a license to own a dog, a license to drive a car, but any butt reaming a$$hole can be a father."  Keanu Reeves in Parenthood.
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