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Posted: 9/10/2001 5:25:29 PM EDT
[#1]
Almost forgot
Dear Hunter: Fuck it! |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 5:29:21 PM EDT
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Mr. Garrison: "Eric! What did you say!?"
Eric Cartman: "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Garrison. I said..." **feedback as megaphone is turned on** "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?" South Park Movie |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 6:31:31 PM EDT
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We deal in lead, my friend. -- Steve McQueen, Magnificent Seven.
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Posted: 9/10/2001 6:39:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Who can tell me what movie this is from: Make me a sergeant, give me the booze one of my ALL TIME favorites. "THEM!" You got it, sir. Got it on tape and recorded on the hard drive on my Dish Player 500 (Dish Network). Watched it today and then this thread got posted. Had to put it in. How about: We gotta get a bigger boat!!! |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 6:56:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Who can tell me what movie this is from: Make me a sergeant, give me the booze one of my ALL TIME favorites. "THEM!" You got it, sir. Got it on tape and recorded on the hard drive on my Dish Player 500 (Dish Network). Watched it today and then this thread got posted. Had to put it in. How about: We gotta get a bigger boat!!! easy, JAWS |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 6:56:45 PM EDT
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"Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast!"
-- Spaced Invaders I guess this is the Martian equivalent of "Make my day." [:D] |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 6:59:17 PM EDT
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"s'cuse me while I whip this out...." Blazing saddles
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:07:53 PM EDT
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Rasing Arizona-
"That night I dreamed of the Lone Biker of the Apocolypse." "what the hell is that? Do you see him too?" "What we're talking about is a robbing spree that will cover the whole southwest proper. And we'll keep going until we have enough money to retire, or we get caught. Either way we'll be set fer life..." Apocolypse Now- "You small that?....You smell that? What? Napalm, son, nothing in the world smells like that. One time we had this hail bomb(?) on this hill for twelve hours. When it was all over I went up there. I didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body..... That smell, you know, that gasoline smell... The whole hill. It smelled like.............victory. You know, some day this war is gonna end...." "But sir, that charlie's point..... Charlie don't surf!" "Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right" Others- "The time to honor yourself will soon be at an end" - Gladiator "Kill the motherfuckers!" - Rules of Engagement "Victems, aren't we all?" - The Crow |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:13:37 PM EDT
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" I guess they'd rather be dead than free. Poor dumb bastards."
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:18:56 PM EDT
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Don't know if it ever made it to a movie, but: "Cry havoc and cut loose the dogs of war."
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:26:03 PM EDT
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Cypher-My favorite FMJ quote, by Hartman, of course:
"I will PT you until you F*CKING DIE!!! I will PT you until your a**hole's are SUCKING BUTTERMILK!!!" I just laugh my ass off everytime I hear that. C6 |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:33:23 PM EDT
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"Pizza dude!!!!!" The Burbs
"...and take off my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." Adam Sandler/The Wedding Singer "There's one piece of equipment that can mean the difference between a live grunt and a dead grunt.........socks........cushioned sole, od-green. Change you socks everytime we stop. Mekong will eat a grunts feet right off his legs." Liutenant Dan/Forrest Gump |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:33:46 PM EDT
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Little Boy: How do you know he's not dead.
Ed Harris: He's not dead because I haven't killed him yet. ENEMY AT THE GATES Hudson: Hey Vasquez, ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez: No, have you? ALIENS You really matched his meat and liked his ass. Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man (something like that anyway) Will Smith: Welcome to EARTH. (while punching face of alien) Independance Day Will Smith: I have got to get me one of these. Independance Day Sarge: MEDIC!!! Starship Troopers Cop: Well my plan went to shit. I hope yours goes better. Streets of Fire Chet: Honey, I'd like to butter your muffin. Weird Science Sarge: Stow that shit Hudson. Aliens John Connor: You said you wouldn't kill anyone. Arny: He will live. Terminator 2 Ripley: Did IQs drop suddenly...? Aliens |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:34:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: Don't know if it ever made it to a movie, but: "Cry havoc and cut loose the dogs of war." Shakespeare, right? Kevin Costner used that quote (or something like it) in "The Postman" |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:35:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: "At my signal, unleash hell." From Gladiator Strength and Honor! |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:36:42 PM EDT
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"I'll be back." An Arnold S. movie.
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:38:47 PM EDT
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Red narrating: And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of forty-nine wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer, courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison.
Captain Hadley: Drink up while it's cold, ladies. Red narrating: The collosal prick even managed to sound magnanimous. Shawshank Redeption |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:39:17 PM EDT
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"Pay attention, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast."
Lone Watie to Granny, [u]The Outlaw Josey Wales[/u] "Where's yo' empathy, brotha? It's a substance abuse problem?" Albert the fence, [u]Heat[/u] "A naked guy with a gun? How's that gonna look in your report?" Lieutenant Exley "It'll look like justice. That's what the man got, justice." Officer Bud White, [u]LA Confidential[/u] "If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be?" Tyler Durden "I'd fight Ghandi." Jack "Good answer!" Tyler Durden, [u]Fight Club[/u] "Private Joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts, and guts is enough." Senior Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann, [u]Full Metal Jacket[/u] "If it moves, kill it." Pike, [u]The Wild Bunch[/u] "I am no warrior." Ahmed ibn Fahlan "Very soon, you will be." Northman, [u]The 13th Warrior[/u] |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:40:11 PM EDT
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anybody identify this one...and it AIN'T from FIGHT CLUB.
"I only have one rule: Everyone fights, noone quits. If you don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself." |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:48:45 PM EDT
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From "BIG JAKE"
Jacob McCandles (John Wayne): Your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter who gets killed, no matter who gets shot, I'm gonna blow your head off. From "SPLIT SECOND" Dick Durkin (Neil Duncan)to Harley Stone (Rutger Hauer): We need to get bigger guns. [b]BIG FUCKING GUNS![/b] From "THE OMEGA MAN" Matthias discussing Neville (Charlton Heston): One creature, caught in a place he cannot stir from in the dark, alone. outnumbered hundreds to one, nothing to live for but his memories, nothing to live with but his gadgets, his cars, his guns, gimmicks... and yet the whole family can't bring him down from that, that -- Gunrunner |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:50:25 PM EDT
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A couple from "The Untouchables"...
"He brings a knife...You bring a gun, He sends one of yours to the hospital...You send one of his to the morgue" "You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." And a few more from "Full Metal Jacket"... "God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!" (GySgt Hartman) "A rifle is only a tool. It's a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines." (GySgt Hartman) Kiwi |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:52:58 PM EDT
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"What do you need, aside from a miracle?" Tank
"Guns. Lots of guns." (Sound of 10,000 racks of NFA weapons sliding toward our hero) Neo, [u]The Matrix[/u] |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:58:30 PM EDT
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war"-
General Chang-Star Trek The Undiscovered Country "Everybody fights,nobody quits. You quit and I'll shoot you myself"- Radchek-Starship Troopers "Which wallet's mine? It's the one that says BAD MOTHER FVCKER on it"- Samuel L Jackson- Pulp Fiction "It's an .88 Magnum, this thing shoots through schools"- Joe Piscopo-Johnny Dangerously |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 8:02:49 PM EDT
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MAO! *slap* MAO! *slap* --VC the deer hunter
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Posted: 9/10/2001 8:02:54 PM EDT
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"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang." (Animal Mother) [:D]
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Posted: 9/10/2001 8:04:26 PM EDT
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"Phased plasma rifle in the 40 kilowatt range"
Big Arny to the gunshop dude in Terminator John Connor to Arny- "Why do you have to go around killing people all the time?" Big Arny to John Connor- "Because I'm a Terminator"- Terminator2 "It ate the lights"- Roy Scheider-Jaws |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 8:13:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: anybody identify this one...and it AIN'T from FIGHT CLUB. "I only have one rule: Everyone fights, noone quits. If you don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself." Starship Troopers?? |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 8:17:14 PM EDT
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a few from "Saving Private Ryan"...
"Seems to me, Cap'n, this mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources." (Private Jackson) "Well, sir, seems to me, God gave me a special gift, fashioned in me a fine instrument of warfare." (Private Jackson) |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 8:19:58 PM EDT
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Cry Havoc! -Julius Caesar, Shakespeare
also Wrath of Khan-star Trek Impressive! I see you have constructed your own new light sabre! Your training as a Jedi is complete! Once I was but the learner, Now I AM THE MASTER! |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 8:27:50 PM EDT
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MATRIX:
Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle. Neo: Guns. Lots of guns. BLUES BROTHERS: Jake Blues: I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! DAZED AND CONFUSED: Teacher: I came here to do two things: drink some beer and kick some ass....looks like we're all out of beer. |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 8:34:23 PM EDT
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"Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
--Marine Colonel in "Full Metal Jacket" |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 8:47:47 PM EDT
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I believe the spelling of God would be something like, Goowaddd, the way that colonel pronounced it in FMJ.
"I once did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out in high winds. Maybe.....10 guys in the world coulda made that shot........it's the only thing I'm good at, Rog'." Mel Gibson/Lethal Weapon "No, I get it, she messed with the sharks...and now the sharks, they're messin with us." Deep Blue Sea "Welcome to Marine world. Those guys thought you were a sniper. It's an outcast profession. They always go out in platoon strength. We go out in pairs...sometimes alone. Their idea of combat is tearin up the countryside with heavy artillery and millions of rounds. We'll wait days for one shot, one kill." Master Gny.Sgt. Thomas Beckett/Sniper "Yipee Kayee, Mother Fucker" Bruce Willis/Die Hard all the quotes have been fairly orginal so far, keep it up |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 8:51:51 PM EDT
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Here's a horrible one:
"That's no vulture, that's my eagle!" Any guesses? -Gloftoe |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 9:55:48 PM EDT
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You tell em' the laws comin'
You tell em' I'm comin And I'm bringing Hell with me! Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) - Tombstone |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 9:58:22 PM EDT
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"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with guns and those who dig. You dig."
"..and when their lies dont match your lies, I'm gonna hurt ya. Not gentle like before, but bad." |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 10:02:43 PM EDT
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"Puuuin on da riiiiiiiiiiiii!"
The monster, Young Frankenstein |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 11:20:08 PM EDT
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"Ssshhh, I'm trying to use the phone!"
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Posted: 9/11/2001 12:00:05 AM EDT
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A few more from The Blues Brothers...
"Yes, yes! Jesus holy tapdancing Christ, I have seen the Light!" "Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way..." "If the shit fits, wear it." "You're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth!" "It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it." "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved." |
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Posted: 9/11/2001 4:43:37 AM EDT
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"John Hancock?...It's Herbie hancock."
"Did you ever eat pain chips when you were a kid?" "I can put six packs of be.......soda and candie" "Anything you want to keep cold Tommy" "Brothers don't shake hands..brothers gotta hug" Tommy Boy "Roe-adds he he he" "Le Le Lem it" "She f&^ked us, and now I am going to f^&k her" Black sheep "Not funny ha ha, funny queer" "I like the way you talk" "I like the way you talk to" "Carl you aint one of them f^%ked up retards that puts shit in his hair are you" Sling Blade |
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Posted: 9/11/2001 5:21:44 AM EDT
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"I know well have a spelling bee"
"It appears the pressure was to much for him to bear" Val in Tombstone "That's pee man" cheech and chong next movie |
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Posted: 9/11/2001 9:43:27 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: anybody identify this one...and it AIN'T from FIGHT CLUB. "I only have one rule: Everyone fights, noone quits. If you don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself." Starship Troopers?? you are correct sir! |
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Posted: 9/11/2001 9:59:18 AM EDT
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"Did you see the SIZE of that chicken?!?!" [puke]
--Young Guns (I think) |
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Posted: 9/11/2001 12:01:01 PM EDT
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"Soylent Greens are PEOPLE!!!" -Chuck Heston
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Posted: 9/29/2001 9:16:14 AM EDT
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"go to the sporting goood stores and lok for form 4473 it will contain a list of weopons and private owners" --that commander guy in Red Dawn
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Posted: 9/29/2001 10:43:12 AM EDT
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The point is, I like my cars like I like my women: fast, smooth…and affordable."
Joe Dirt - Joe Dirt |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 11:42:10 AM EDT
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"Habla Smith and Wesson?" Billy Crystal as Danny Costanza in Running Scared
"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" John Travolta as Vic Deakins in Broken Arrow "Cease fire! Damn it, Mack! There’s nothing out there! What in the hell are you shooting at?" R. Lee Ermey as Stone in On Deadly Ground (R. Lee Ermey single handedly produces more good quotes than just about anybody.) "Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war." Antony in Julius Caesar, act III scene 1 by William Shakespeare "This is going to be a very harsh and unpleasant business requiring a rather harsh and unpleasant sort of man." Maureen O'Hara as Martha McCandles in Big Jake "I'm going to use this foot to kick that side of your head. And you know what? There's not a damn thing you can do about it." Tom Laughlin as Billy Jack |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 11:53:40 AM EDT
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Be advised, I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a fleas ass at 200 meters.
Clint Eastwood - Heartbreak Ridge |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 12:48:22 PM EDT
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"Blessed Mother of acceleration, don't fail me now." Blues Brothers "You see, I like to think of this as an American western. The paratroopers will play the beleaguered homesteaders, we will play the cavalry, rushing to their rescue. The Germans of course, will play the bad guys." A Bridge Too Far |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 1:02:50 PM EDT
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"I'm gonna have me some fun!..."
Predator |
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Posted: 9/29/2001 1:19:16 PM EDT
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Winston Wolf: Set is straight, Buster. I'm not here to say "please." I'm here to tell you want to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct you possess, you better fuckin' do it and do it quick. I'm here to help. If my help's not appreciated, lotsa luck gentlemen.
Jules: It ain't that way, Mr. Wolf. Your help is definitely appreciated. Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect. I just don't like people barkin' orders at me. Winston Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car. - PULP FICTION |
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