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Posted: 10/9/2016 5:40:18 PM EDT
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So do you eat ass too? Do you fu*k them in the ass also ? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hahaha ok, whatever you say bro. "it bleeds every months, drain fluids throughout the day while so called cleaning itself and ass is right next door with fecal matter. " That's where you said it. Right there. We both know the implication of "a woman you know very well". You can pretend otherwise to stay within the CoC though, that's cool. I'll continue to use my tongue as I see fit, and I'll continue to be thanked loudly and repeatedly for my efforts  ....maybe by a woman who previously had a guy that was too grossed out to go down on her....I've lost more than a few girls like that, This is my shocked face. So do you eat ass too? Do you fu*k them in the ass also ? Sure why not lol. It's a woman. They're beautiful. There's no part of a beautiful woman I won't put my mouth on, and if she's down for anal why not. I know you're trying to paint me as a weirdo here, but judging by the responses you're in the minority. The fact that "you've lost a few women because of it" should also tell you it's a pretty normal thing. I'd wager the vast majority of guys are willing to eat pussy, and I think there's a fair amount that love to do it (like me). There's few things I like more than a pair of sexy legs wrapped around my head. 
Now if you want to argue eating ass is gross, I can't really dispute it...all I can say is IDGAF and I'm going to do it anyway
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Posted: 10/9/2016 5:45:17 PM EDT
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Sure why not lol. It's a woman. They're beautiful. There's no part of a beautiful woman I won't put my mouth on Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hahaha ok, whatever you say bro. "it bleeds every months, drain fluids throughout the day while so called cleaning itself and ass is right next door with fecal matter. " That's where you said it. Right there. We both know the implication of "a woman you know very well". You can pretend otherwise to stay within the CoC though, that's cool. I'll continue to use my tongue as I see fit, and I'll continue to be thanked loudly and repeatedly for my efforts ....maybe by a woman who previously had a guy that was too grossed out to go down on her....I've lost more than a few girls like that, This is my shocked face. So do you eat ass too? Do you fu*k them in the ass also ? Sure why not lol. It's a woman. They're beautiful. There's no part of a beautiful woman I won't put my mouth on I'll share that sentiment, with the qualifier that they've showered somewhat recently. 
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Posted: 10/9/2016 5:45:51 PM EDT
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I believe his problem was quantity not quality. He apparently slurped around quite a bit
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Posted: 10/9/2016 5:50:43 PM EDT
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I'll share that sentiment, with the qualifier that they've showered somewhat recently.
Concur. Sweaty dirty sex is fine too, but will probably pass on oral until after some cleanup
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Posted: 10/9/2016 5:51:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: On what exactly ? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If all you use your tongue for is running your suck, you're missing out. On what exactly ? |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 6:04:36 PM EDT
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A woman's asshole is like a 9 volt battery. You know it's wrong but every once in awhile you wanna put your tongue on it Watch out for your wife's pussy troll. He'll bite your weiner off if you try to stick it in 
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Posted: 10/9/2016 6:09:06 PM EDT
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affirmative. certain types of HPV can cause mouth and throat cancers. Lots of information on this out there. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 6:26:45 PM EDT
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Sure why not lol. It's a woman. They're beautiful. There's no part of a beautiful woman I won't put my mouth on, and if she's down for anal why not. I know you're trying to paint me as a weirdo here, but judging by the responses you're in the minority. The fact that "you've lost a few women because of it" should also tell you it's a pretty normal thing. I'd wager the vast majority of guys are willing to eat pussy, and I think there's a fair amount that love to do it (like me). There's few things I like more than a pair of sexy legs wrapped around my head.
Now if you want to argue eating ass is gross, I can't really dispute it...all I can say is IDGAF and I'm going to do it anyway Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hahaha ok, whatever you say bro. "it bleeds every months, drain fluids throughout the day while so called cleaning itself and ass is right next door with fecal matter. " That's where you said it. Right there. We both know the implication of "a woman you know very well". You can pretend otherwise to stay within the CoC though, that's cool. I'll continue to use my tongue as I see fit, and I'll continue to be thanked loudly and repeatedly for my efforts ....maybe by a woman who previously had a guy that was too grossed out to go down on her....I've lost more than a few girls like that, This is my shocked face. So do you eat ass too? Do you fu*k them in the ass also ? Sure why not lol. It's a woman. They're beautiful. There's no part of a beautiful woman I won't put my mouth on, and if she's down for anal why not. I know you're trying to paint me as a weirdo here, but judging by the responses you're in the minority. The fact that "you've lost a few women because of it" should also tell you it's a pretty normal thing. I'd wager the vast majority of guys are willing to eat pussy, and I think there's a fair amount that love to do it (like me). There's few things I like more than a pair of sexy legs wrapped around my head.
Now if you want to argue eating ass is gross, I can't really dispute it...all I can say is IDGAF and I'm going to do it anyway I agree with you women are beautiful, but come on do you have any limits on things you won't do? No, it's not normal. Smell your mouth/dick the next time you eat/Fu*k her in the ass. There are plenty of other erogenous zones on a woman like her neck, back, ears etc. I don't know maybe when i get older like in my 30's no maybe my 60's and my shit don't get up no more then i'll have to think about other ways to make up for that, but for now it's a no no. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 6:37:29 PM EDT
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Pleasuring a woman. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Posted: 10/9/2016 6:43:51 PM EDT
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No, it's not normal. Quote HistoryQuoted:
No, it's not normal. I think your definition of what is normal is not accurate. normal [nawr-muh l] Examples Word Origin See more synonyms on Thesaurus.com adjective 1. conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal; regular; natural. 2. serving to establish a standard. Ever see animals go at it? Lots of species have sex for pleasure. Dolphins have been observed having gay blowhole sex even. Basically, anything that is comfortable for two people, and mutually pleasurable would be considered natural (normal). Most "normal" men are genuinely excited about wearing a good looking woman like a feed bag. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 6:44:44 PM EDT
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Human Papilloma Virus Cervical cancer in women, throat and other oral cancers in men. There is a vaccine. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yes Welp how? Human Papilloma Virus Cervical cancer in women, throat and other oral cancers in men. There is a vaccine. Actually women can get the mouth and thread cancer too ... For some real fun, go look at images of HPV anal tumors. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 6:50:18 PM EDT
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I agree with you women are beautiful, but come on do you have any limits on things you won't do? No, it's not normal. Smell your mouth/dick the next time you eat/Fu*k her in the ass. There are plenty of other erogenous zones on a woman like her neck, back, ears etc. I don't know maybe when i get older like in my 30's no maybe my 60's and my shit don't get up no more then i'll have to think about other ways to make up for that, but for now it's a no no.
Sure I have limits, but nothing we've discussed here reaches it. I typically don't smell my own dick, but I can say the smell of pussy on my breath...well, it's certainly not the worst thing ever. You think I neglect the neck, back ears, etc? Please junior. Everything you're saying just screams "inexperienced prude" and that's ok- there's nothing wrong with it. Just don't go around judging people for partaking in something totally normal because you don't understand it. Again, based on the responses here YOU are the one that's not normal. How old are you anyway? (older in my 30s when my shit don't get up? are you fucking for real man? )
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Posted: 10/9/2016 6:54:52 PM EDT
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How old are you anyway? (older in my 30s when my shit don't get up? are you fucking for real man? )I would say teens, but I was learning to hold my breath with a lady on top around 14 or 15. She used to be lighter back then, still fun now though.
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Posted: 10/9/2016 7:01:49 PM EDT
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I would say teens, but I was learning to hold my breath with a lady on top around 14 or 15. She used to be lighter back then, still fun now though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How old are you anyway? (older in my 30s when my shit don't get up? are you fucking for real man? )I would say teens, but I was learning to hold my breath with a lady on top around 14 or 15. She used to be lighter back then, still fun now though. Yeah, I learned to breathe through my ears at about 15 too...
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Posted: 10/9/2016 7:15:39 PM EDT
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Sure I have limits, but nothing we've discussed here reaches it. I typically don't smell my own dick, but I can say the smell of pussy on my breath...well, it's certainly not the worst thing ever. You think I neglect the neck, back ears, etc? Please junior. Everything you're saying just screams "inexperienced prude" and that's ok- there's nothing wrong with it. Just don't go around judging people for partaking in something totally normal because you don't understand it. Again, based on the responses here YOU are the one that's not normal. How old are you anyway? (older in my 30s when my shit don't get up? are you fucking for real man? )Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I agree with you women are beautiful, but come on do you have any limits on things you won't do? No, it's not normal. Smell your mouth/dick the next time you eat/Fu*k her in the ass. There are plenty of other erogenous zones on a woman like her neck, back, ears etc. I don't know maybe when i get older like in my 30's no maybe my 60's and my shit don't get up no more then i'll have to think about other ways to make up for that, but for now it's a no no.
Sure I have limits, but nothing we've discussed here reaches it. I typically don't smell my own dick, but I can say the smell of pussy on my breath...well, it's certainly not the worst thing ever. You think I neglect the neck, back ears, etc? Please junior. Everything you're saying just screams "inexperienced prude" and that's ok- there's nothing wrong with it. Just don't go around judging people for partaking in something totally normal because you don't understand it. Again, based on the responses here YOU are the one that's not normal. How old are you anyway? (older in my 30s when my shit don't get up? are you fucking for real man? )We have not yet begun to even scratch the surface of deviancy. 
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Posted: 10/9/2016 8:31:16 PM EDT
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Um, yeah. No. I've eaten pussy WHILE it was bleeding (the clit is above the hole you know), I've pulled a tampon out and eaten pussy, and one time I ate a woman's pussy AND her ass....while she was on her period. It's all deeeeeee-lish. The only downside was the brown mark on the wall the next day, took me a while to figure out that it's where the tampon hit when I tossed it over my shoulder. I'm a proud red-wing wearin, ass eatin mofo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Eating pussy is the nastiest thing one can do, it bleeds every months, drain fluids throughout the day while so called cleaning itself and ass is right next door with fecal matter. Some of ya'll are some nasty mofo. Um, yeah. No. I've eaten pussy WHILE it was bleeding (the clit is above the hole you know), I've pulled a tampon out and eaten pussy, and one time I ate a woman's pussy AND her ass....while she was on her period. It's all deeeeeee-lish. The only downside was the brown mark on the wall the next day, took me a while to figure out that it's where the tampon hit when I tossed it over my shoulder. I'm a proud red-wing wearin, ass eatin mofo. Around my neck of the woods they call that a Plate Lunch. |
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Posted: 10/9/2016 8:32:20 PM EDT
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Double Tap
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Posted: 10/10/2016 3:56:26 AM EDT
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So do you eat ass too? Do you fu*k them in the ass also ? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hahaha ok, whatever you say bro. "it bleeds every months, drain fluids throughout the day while so called cleaning itself and ass is right next door with fecal matter. " That's where you said it. Right there. We both know the implication of "a woman you know very well". You can pretend otherwise to stay within the CoC though, that's cool. I'll continue to use my tongue as I see fit, and I'll continue to be thanked loudly and repeatedly for my efforts ....maybe by a woman who previously had a guy that was too grossed out to go down on her....I've lost more than a few girls like that, This is my shocked face. So do you eat ass too? Do you fu*k them in the ass also ? Rookies... 
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Posted: 10/11/2016 9:13:55 PM EDT
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Sure I have limits, but nothing we've discussed here reaches it. I typically don't smell my own dick, but I can say the smell of pussy on my breath...well, it's certainly not the worst thing ever. )If they bottled the smell of pussy, well, I'd buy a lot of bottles. And if they could bottle the taste of pussy, well, I'd be a fucking shareholder of the company. OP, did you lose your oral virginity yet? |
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Posted: 10/12/2016 5:26:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryDolphins have been observed having gay blowhole sex even.
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Posted: 10/12/2016 6:09:42 PM EDT
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If they bottled the smell of pussy, well, I'd buy a lot of bottles. And if they could bottle the taste of pussy, well, I'd be a fucking shareholder of the company. OP, did you lose your oral virginity yet? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Sure I have limits, but nothing we've discussed here reaches it. I typically don't smell my own dick, but I can say the smell of pussy on my breath...well, it's certainly not the worst thing ever. )If they bottled the smell of pussy, well, I'd buy a lot of bottles. And if they could bottle the taste of pussy, well, I'd be a fucking shareholder of the company. OP, did you lose your oral virginity yet? If you start that company I will chip in for the kickstarter as long as I get some samples
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Posted: 10/12/2016 6:13:14 PM EDT
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Sure if you eat skanky HPV ridden pussy.
 I only eat from the finest vaginas. 
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Posted: 10/12/2016 6:17:43 PM EDT
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Wife and I are committed, married for years. No std's. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No, but you'll get other shit. Gona-herpa-syphil-aids... Wife and I are committed, married for years. No std's. HPV is often transmitted by non sexual contact. So your wife's nephew can kiss her on the cheek, and then she goes down on you... BAM cervical cancer. |
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Posted: 10/12/2016 6:25:53 PM EDT
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Eating pussy is the nastiest thing one can do, it bleeds every months, drain fluids throughout the day while so called cleaning itself and ass is right next door with fecal matter. Some of ya'll are some nasty mofo. So better to suck a dick right? 
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Posted: 10/12/2016 6:36:59 PM EDT
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Now if you want to argue eating ass is gross, I can't really dispute it...all I can say is IDGAF and I'm going to do it anyway I'll eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at the Y 7 days a week but I don't munch the leather Cheerio. I guess everybody has their limits. |
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Posted: 10/12/2016 6:38:33 PM EDT
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Concur. Sweaty dirty sex is fine too, but will probably pass on oral until after some cleanup Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'll share that sentiment, with the qualifier that they've showered somewhat recently.
Concur. Sweaty dirty sex is fine too, but will probably pass on oral until after some cleanup I rather enjoy a bit of musk after she's back from the gym or when it's been stewing in bikini bottoms all day. |
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Posted: 10/12/2016 6:41:24 PM EDT
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I've lost more than a few girls like that, i refuse to compromise myself, and do something i'll regret in the future. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hahaha ok, whatever you say bro. "it bleeds every months, drain fluids throughout the day while so called cleaning itself and ass is right next door with fecal matter. " That's where you said it. Right there. We both know the implication of "a woman you know very well". You can pretend otherwise to stay within the CoC though, that's cool. I'll continue to use my tongue as I see fit, and I'll continue to be thanked loudly and repeatedly for my efforts ....maybe by a woman who previously had a guy that was too grossed out to go down on her....I've lost more than a few girls like that, i refuse to compromise myself, and do something i'll regret in the future.    
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Posted: 10/21/2016 2:00:27 PM EDT
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yay this thread isn't dead yet!
I'm surprised so many don't like to go downtown. I love it the wife doesn't want to but I'm wearing her down. |
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Posted: 10/21/2016 7:13:36 PM EDT
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yay this thread isn't dead yet! I'm surprised so many don't like to go downtown. I love it the wife doesn't want to but I'm wearing her down. Carry the torch, brother! |
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Posted: 10/21/2016 11:27:50 PM EDT
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I came across tiny little toilet paper balls one time , about the size of a pea , three to be exact , I spit one out and ate the other two , no HPV tho! I don't know whether to go
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