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Posted: 12/7/2013 12:51:24 AM EDT

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This is in Indiana.

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Put down the alpaca. If that bastard is horny enough to rape a goat to death, he is a threat every time you turn your back.

Either that, or keep him caged and name him Osama.

I don't even know how this shit happens. Im just hoping someone here will have experienced goat/alpaca love.

I think thats illegal in 49 states.

This is in Indiana.

Posted: 12/7/2013 12:53:10 AM EDT

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Here's my input, and I do know a thing or two about llamas and alpacas.

- Put the goat down.
- Did your buddy have the alpaca's fighting teeth cut?
- Did he witness the attack or was there ever any prior aggression?
- Is it a gelding or full male?
- Are there females on the farm and are any of them breeding age?

What could have happened.
- Another animal attacked the goat. Dog, or coyote?
- Alpaca bit/attacked the goat. With their fighting teeth, they can do quite a bit of damage. They get removed as soon as possible because of this. I have seen more than one case of Camelids attacking another male's genitals.

OP, if your buddy need any input, let me know. I'd be glad to help out. We bred and showed llamas around Indy. If he needs, I might be able to provide local sources for info or help. Shoot me a PM if you need.

Posted: 12/7/2013 12:59:30 AM EDT

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Of all things holy what in the phook did I walk in on?

Posted: 12/7/2013 1:04:13 AM EDT

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If she is still up and going she may be saved with antibiotic treatment, but will most likely be unable to breed again. The "rapest" needs to be gotten rid of too. A horny animal that is bigger that you is not an animal to have around. We had a Billy goat mount hubby one night. I could not help for laughing. I could not get near the crazy bastard. He stayed here until the market opened after humping hubby!

Posted: 12/7/2013 1:11:09 AM EDT

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A thread in GD at Stage 6....

You have my attention.

Posted: 12/7/2013 1:14:49 AM EDT

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Meh. Its a goat. They die for all the stupidest reasons, and don't die for even stupider ones.
After looking at the pic, I have a few questions. Did no one notice this is a MALE goat? Think that might have something to do with it? Why is slaughtering for meat even on the table since it appears to be an older goat and its nuts weren't trimmed when it was younger?

I've seen a sheep recover from having maggots crawling out of its ass, that goat isn't even hurting yet. Unless its guts were fucked up. Which they probably are, because of what you said started all this.

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???
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Posted: 12/7/2013 1:21:09 AM EDT

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PICS OF GOAT NOT LOADING !

Reported to move to BOTD forum.

Posted: 12/7/2013 1:23:44 AM EDT

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So my buddy just called me. He has an Alpaca farm that he started after retiring from the Army. Apparently one of the goats he has on this farm was knocked up by an alpaca and is now in a bad spot. He is debating on putting it down. Any advise is appreciated.

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So "the alpaca" did it, eh? Uhuh, suuuuuure...

Edit to add: Shoot the goat, buy friend a fleshlight. On second thoughts, you might want to buy him an extended warranty to go with it...

Posted: 12/7/2013 1:26:06 AM EDT

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Good googly moogly, what are you doing to the animals on that farm?!!

Posted: 12/7/2013 1:30:57 AM EDT

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this HAS to be a first on Arf......maybe a first on the inter webs........

in like a fucking Alpaca

Posted: 12/7/2013 1:35:53 AM EDT

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Im not even sure what I was looking at in that picture…not even sure i want to know…

was that goats ass/???

Posted: 12/7/2013 1:39:25 AM EDT

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was that goats ass/???

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Posted: 12/7/2013 1:40:57 AM EDT

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This is going to be one of those legendary threads that people on other forums will be talking about. That or a mod is going to disappear it.

Op, does your friend have any middle eastern or Greek neighbors?

Posted: 12/7/2013 1:47:08 AM EDT

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Kill the goat, because it is in pain, and isn't going to get better. Kill the alpaca, because it's obviously dangerous, if not to people, then to livestock.

Posted: 12/7/2013 2:21:04 AM EDT

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I never expected to see a goats torn backside on ARFCOM.

I'm going to go outside and look for an ice sickle to stab into my eyesockets...

Kill all the animals and burn the farm...

Posted: 12/7/2013 2:24:30 AM EDT

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???
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Meh. Its a goat. They die for all the stupidest reasons, and don't die for even stupider ones.
After looking at the pic, I have a few questions. Did no one notice this is a MALE goat? Think that might have something to do with it? Why is slaughtering for meat even on the table since it appears to be an older goat and its nuts weren't trimmed when it was younger?

I've seen a sheep recover from having maggots crawling out of its ass, that goat isn't even hurting yet. Unless its guts were fucked up. Which they probably are, because of what you said started all this.

???
look again

I saw balls where you saw tits

Posted: 12/7/2013 2:30:16 AM EDT

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Meh. Its a goat. They die for all the stupidest reasons, and don't die for even stupider ones.
After looking at the pic, I have a few questions. Did no one notice this is a MALE goat? Think that might have something to do with it? Why is slaughtering for meat even on the table since it appears to be an older goat and its nuts weren't trimmed when it was younger?

I've seen a sheep recover from having maggots crawling out of its ass, that goat isn't even hurting yet. Unless its guts were fucked up. Which they probably are, because of what you said started all this.

???
look again

I saw balls where you saw tits

And I saw a puss too. If it has both the rape is not the only problem!

Posted: 12/7/2013 2:36:14 AM EDT

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Is this your friend, OP? Because the name finally makes sense. Squeals on Wheels

Eta: must have been the alpaca named Goliath.

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Posted: 12/7/2013 2:38:56 AM EDT

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Shoot them both. Serve with mashed potatoes n gravy.

Posted: 12/7/2013 2:41:21 AM EDT

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I think this is the only time I have seen somebody follow through with the "post pic" part at this level of detail.

Posted: 12/7/2013 2:48:52 AM EDT

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Disturbing.

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Posted: 12/7/2013 2:51:29 AM EDT

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This thread is all your fault.

Shoot the goat, shoot the alpaca, shoot this guy for asking for pics, shoot OP for delivering, and shut down GD.

That should start the healing process.

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:01:35 AM EDT

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5ml Dexamethasone or PreDef, helps with pain and swelling, and 10 ml Penicillin Procaine or Gentamycin if you can get it. 2days with the Dex and 3 days worth of Pen. I'd say with the visible damage the goat will be back on it's feet within 24 and you won't know it had a problem in 3-4 days.

Check back when the time comes that he needs help on pulling the baby alpagoat.

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:03:31 AM EDT

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Am I in before TRG

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:04:43 AM EDT

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In like an Alpaca

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:07:42 AM EDT

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Does the alpaca lik like this?

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:11:12 AM EDT

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I love a perfect image or animation that captures the mood just right.

And, since when has "knocked up" meant anything other than "got pregnant?"

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:20:19 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/7/2013 3:21:12 AM EDT

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This is in Indiana.

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That actually does explain a lot.

FWIW. if this were Oregon or Washington State, I'd be suspecting a neighbor boy with a strap-on.

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:26:28 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/7/2013 3:27:22 AM EDT

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I think the alpaca is just a scapegoat........

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:38:54 AM EDT

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I'll never look at Alpaca the same way.

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:43:49 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/7/2013 3:48:38 AM EDT

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Is this your friend, OP? Because the name finally makes sense. Squeals on Wheels

Eta: must have been the alpaca named Goliath.

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Or "The Hedgehog", the Ron Jeremy of frisky alpacas.

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:52:03 AM EDT

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Does the alpaca lik like this?
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Someone with the skillz needs to photoshop an Alpaca head in that image.

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:55:11 AM EDT

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....fark.

Whatever, I'm in. Just wish I hadn't seen that pic this early

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:56:54 AM EDT

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Is you friend sure it was the Alpaca and not a bunch of afghanis?

Seriously that is fucked up.

Posted: 12/7/2013 3:58:37 AM EDT

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One day I'm going to look back on this thread and remember that this was when the bar was raised.

"Remember that thread about the goat raped by an alpaca?"

Asked for pics and got em.

Posted: 12/7/2013 4:18:25 AM EDT

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Did this happen anywhere near Eunumclaw, and is the goat by chance an engineer working for Boeing?

Posted: 12/7/2013 4:30:32 AM EDT

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I need to bleach my eyes. That Alpaca is most definitely not from Mississippi.....

Posted: 12/7/2013 4:32:08 AM EDT

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So bikini clad bewbs are a no-go but a torn up goat snatch is A-OK?

Posted: 12/7/2013 4:36:47 AM EDT

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You sure something didn't get a hold of it and try to eat it. Thats look bad... Poor goat. Too bad this didn't happen next month when it had health care.

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Should be okay if goat is under 26 years old.